#classicjokes — Public Fediverse posts
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I call my termite Clint because Clint eats wood.
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I threw a ball for my dog.
I know it was a bit extravagant, but it was his birthday and he looks great in a dinner jacket (tuxedo) -
I was at the bus stop this morning and an elderly lady said to me: “Isn’t it cold today?”
I said: “Yes, winter draws on”.
She replied: “Mind your own business young man!” -
At the age of 65, my grandma started walking 10 miles a day.
She’s 92 now, and we have no idea where she is. -
Why do anarchists always use teabags?
Because proper tea is theft! -
Why do anarchists always use teabags?
Because proper tea is theft! -
What do you call a Scotsman with one foot inside his hoose and one foot outside?
Hame-ish -
Why do anarchists always use tea bags?
Because proper tea is theft. -
Just found out that the company that produces yardsticks won’t be making them any longer.
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What do you call an alligator in a vest?
An investigator -
What’s blue and smells like red paint?
Blue paint -
At the age of 65, my grandma started walking 10 miles a day.
She’s 92 now, and we have no idea where she is. -
At the age of 65, my grandma started walking 10 miles a day.
She’s 92 now, and we have no idea where she is. -
I once went to a horrible pub called “The Fiddle”
It really was a vile inn. -
In the World Championship for multi-hulled sailing boats, the French entry was named “Un Deux Trois” but it didn’t do very well.
That’s right - the “Un Deux Trois” catamaran sank!