#clankers — Public Fediverse posts
Live and recent posts from across the Fediverse tagged #clankers, aggregated by home.social.
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@thejapantimes
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AI Vision: Exploring AI-powered cameras that can identify the specific type of animal approaching and choose the most effective "scare" tactic.Handheld Wolves: Portable versions for hikers and schoolchildren to carry through high-risk areas.
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@thejapantimes
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AI Vision: Exploring AI-powered cameras that can identify the specific type of animal approaching and choose the most effective "scare" tactic.Handheld Wolves: Portable versions for hikers and schoolchildren to carry through high-risk areas.
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@thejapantimes
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AI Vision: Exploring AI-powered cameras that can identify the specific type of animal approaching and choose the most effective "scare" tactic.Handheld Wolves: Portable versions for hikers and schoolchildren to carry through high-risk areas.
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@thejapantimes
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AI Vision: Exploring AI-powered cameras that can identify the specific type of animal approaching and choose the most effective "scare" tactic.Handheld Wolves: Portable versions for hikers and schoolchildren to carry through high-risk areas.
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@thejapantimes
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AI Vision: Exploring AI-powered cameras that can identify the specific type of animal approaching and choose the most effective "scare" tactic.Handheld Wolves: Portable versions for hikers and schoolchildren to carry through high-risk areas.
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AI search summary, sent to me by my wife today. She was looking up guides for reading Bell helicopter model numbers.
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I was promised an exciting #dystopia where a brave human #resistance fights against killer #robots
But what I got was #aBoringDystopia where #socialMedia #influencers yell at polite robots asking us to help them replace us
credit: i *think* it's the Scientology auditor, Streets LA (not sure). the scene is in Los Angeles
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@susankayequinn #AI is #clankers all the way down. The #normie kids are alright, but the #wankers are, well, gonna keep on being wankers.
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RE: https://mastodon.social/@Climatehistories/116217634545241753
#AI is #clankers 🤖 all the way down.
#Resist #broligarch #wankers and their #AIslop.
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@fesshole I suspect that the accusations originated from a bot used by a #PoorlyEducated human.
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@fesshole I suspect that the accusations originated from a bot used by a #PoorlyEducated human.
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@fesshole I suspect that the accusations originated from a bot used by a #PoorlyEducated human.
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@fesshole I suspect that the accusations originated from a bot used by a #PoorlyEducated human.
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@fesshole I suspect that the accusations originated from a bot used by a #PoorlyEducated human.
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A #chemistry paper ‘written’ by the ‘autonomous’ A-Lab at the Lawrence Berkeley National Laboratory was published in #Nature in 2023 to much acclaim in popular media. It claimed #ALab had ‘discovered’ 43 new materials in 17 days.
Chemists who can read the literature pointed out that *none* of the materials were new, and had *all* been uploaded by their human creators to the frequently referenced Inorganic Crystal Structure Database. https://cen.acs.org/research-integrity/Nature-robot-chemist-paper-corrected/104/web/2026/01
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CW: #tRump #Clankers #BullShit
Trump Taps Pentagon AI to Set Prices for Critical Minerals
https://ground.news/article/trump-taps-pentagon-ai-to-set-prices-for-critical-minerals?utm_source=mobile-app&utm_medium=newsroom-share
-The US who produces Zero #RareEarthMinerals is going to use #AI to set their prices? Moron, it's the seller who sets the price not the buyer, and definitely not your broken AI! If you don't like the price Canada is selling at (with a insane pumpkin surcharge) you can try China, if you don't like either price you can try ... Oh there is no one else 😭😭😭 -
CW: #Clankers #InvasionOfPrivacy #Crapple
Apple Acquires Q.ai for Reported $2B in Second-Largest Deal
https://ground.news/article/apple-acquires-qai-for-reported-2b-in-second-largest-deal?utm_source=mobile-app&utm_medium=newsroom-share -
@dogzilla The difference is taking the human out of the process. Otherwise it is not purely 'artificial' intelligence, but just #MachineLearning or #clanker assisted. The less humans monitor the #clankers , the more #slop you get.
A better analogy than digital images versus film #photography , let alone paintings, is what happens when a herd of cows is fed meal that contains brain tissue from other herds of cows. You *will* get an epidemic of mad cow disease.
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@skry If you grade #chemistry assignments generated by #GenAI , you know that #AI already stands for #ArtificialIdiot.
Just say no to #clankers.
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Every time I see someone praising #clankers online, I think of this amazing quote from Tahani at the end of season one of #TheGoodPlace:
"Oh, that's enough out of you, robot lover!"
😂
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@nixCraft In #Computer #Science the #GIGO principle means ‘Garbage In, Garbage Out.’
With #AI #clankers increasingly spewing #slop , which other clankers then consume, similar to how #MadCowDisease spreads, it won’t be long before #AI stands for ‘#ArtificialIdiot.’ 🤷🏻♂️
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@dw_innovation @verge As #clankers produce more and more #slop , the common understanding of #AI is that it stands for ‘#ArtificialIdiot.’
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@taylorlorenz #AI stands for ‘#ArtificialIdiot.’
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@aaron.rupar #BananaRepublicans are even dumber than #AI #clankers. So Markwayne Mullin has that going for him. 🤷🏻♂️
When you listen to this doofus speak, it makes sense that #Oklahoma ranks near the bottom of #education in the #UnitedStates. They elected him to *represent them* in #Congress. ✅
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So much for Al Jazerra. They can eat a bag of donkey dicks.
https://www.aljazeera.com/news/2025/12/21/al-jazeera-launches-new-integrative-ai-model-the-core
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@benroyce So perfect! #GuillermodelToro is the super-talented Screen-writer and Director of the new #American gothic film “#Frankenstein.”
It’s a movie about the original - and fictional - organic #clanker.
And during an acceptance speech for recognition of the film during The Gothams awards he disses the latest ‘evolution’ of #clankers when he ends with “Fuck #AI.”
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CW: #Clankers #ConJob
Musk Launches AI-Powered Grokipedia to Rival Wikipedia
https://ground.news/article/musk-launches-ai-powered-grokipedia-to-rival-wikipedia?utm_source=mobile-app&utm_medium=newsroom-share -
CW: #Clankers #Scamazon
Amazon Plans to Avoid Hiring 600,000 Workers by 2033
https://ground.news/article/amazon-plans-to-avoid-hiring-600-000-workers-by-2033_756128?utm_source=mobile-app&utm_medium=newsroom-share
-Will they replace their customers with robots too!? -
CW: #Clankers #Toasters
Anthony Albanese's Personal Phone Number Leaked Online
https://ground.news/article/anthony-albaneses-personal-phone-number-leaked-online?utm_source=mobile-app&utm_medium=newsroom-share -
#CLANKERS - #Creepypasta sulle #AI e i #Robot di #Mortebianca 259 https://youtu.be/90fLSAgyM70?si=wXfv7Bk-VKDVnuEA via @YouTube