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  1. Min #secondbreakfast blev avbruten av en liffali kamphund som krävde #cheesetax . Även om det bara blir en liten smula, så är en liten smula bättre än ingen smula alls.

  2. The dog has learned to hang around when pizza is being made…because there may be cheese #cheesetax

  3. The dog has learned to hang around when pizza is being made…because there may be cheese #cheesetax

  4. Pup claims that I have underpaid on the current cheese tax. I argue that I paid sufficient estimated taxes by dropping that big cube a couple of days ago. The issue remains under dispute.

    #MonDog #DogsOfMastodon #corgi #CorgiCrew #CheeseTax

  5. Pup claims that I have underpaid on the current cheese tax. I argue that I paid sufficient estimated taxes by dropping that big cube a couple of days ago. The issue remains under dispute.

    #MonDog #DogsOfMastodon #corgi #CorgiCrew #CheeseTax

  6. When your crusty old geriatric dogs all need daily pills and they're stubborn about requiring cheese bribes to take the pills but their favorite (and most conveniently shelf-stable) cheese bribe product has gone up three or four HUNDRED percent in price during the Covid greedflation but then you see it on the shelf at Aldi for the pre-pandemic price so you BUY THOSE FUCKERS ALL THE WAY OUT.

    #SprayCheese #Cheese #Dogs #CheeseTax #Aldi #Food #OldDogs #Covid #Greedflation #Inflation

  7. When your crusty old geriatric dogs all need daily pills and they're stubborn about requiring cheese bribes to take the pills but their favorite (and most conveniently shelf-stable) cheese bribe product has gone up three or four HUNDRED percent in price during the Covid greedflation but then you see it on the shelf at Aldi for the pre-pandemic price so you BUY THOSE FUCKERS ALL THE WAY OUT.

    #SprayCheese #Cheese #Dogs #CheeseTax #Aldi #Food #OldDogs #Covid #Greedflation #Inflation

  8. I've just been doing some recall training with Poppy, calling her name and rewarding her with a little piece of cheese when she comes.

    I'm now being haunted - wherever I go in the house.. she's a very quiet and unobtrusive dog most of the time, so I just turn around and she's standing behind me staring at me.

    ...until I sit down, then she Gets Close

    WHERE'S THE CHEESE, BITCH??!

    #Dog #Dogs #DogsOfMastodon #Greyhound #GreyhoundRescue #GreyhoundAdoption #CheeseTax

  9. I've just been doing some recall training with Poppy, calling her name and rewarding her with a little piece of cheese when she comes.

    I'm now being haunted - wherever I go in the house.. she's a very quiet and unobtrusive dog most of the time, so I just turn around and she's standing behind me staring at me.

    ...until I sit down, then she Gets Close

    WHERE'S THE CHEESE, BITCH??!

    #Dog #Dogs #DogsOfMastodon #Greyhound #GreyhoundRescue #GreyhoundAdoption #CheeseTax

  10. I’ve recently become lactose intolerant, and no one is more devastated about it than the #CheeseTax collector, who has seen her revenues go drastically down in the last month. Sorry, pup!

    #MonDog #DogsOfMastodon #corgi

  11. I’ve recently become lactose intolerant, and no one is more devastated about it than the #CheeseTax collector, who has seen her revenues go drastically down in the last month. Sorry, pup!

    #MonDog #DogsOfMastodon #corgi

  12. The #CheeseTax song except it's about my husband and all snacks.

    🎶
    The snack tax! The snack tax!

    Every time you're hungry
    When the snacks come out
    This hubby comes looking
    The rules are the rules
    And the facts are the facts
    And when the snack drawer opens
    You've got to pay the tax

    Hand it over quick
    Or things might get ugly
    I can get really loud
    I'm a really hangry hubby
    I'm not just asking
    Because I'm looking for snacks
    This is real important business
    And you've got to pay the tax

    😤🍪

  13. The #CheeseTax song except it's about my husband and all snacks.

    🎶
    The snack tax! The snack tax!

    Every time you're hungry
    When the snacks come out
    This hubby comes looking
    The rules are the rules
    And the facts are the facts
    And when the snack drawer opens
    You've got to pay the tax

    Hand it over quick
    Or things might get ugly
    I can get really loud
    I'm a really hangry hubby
    I'm not just asking
    Because I'm looking for snacks
    This is real important business
    And you've got to pay the tax

    😤🍪

  14. “Excuse me, human, you are always prompt about paying #CheeseTax but perhaps you are unaware there is also peanut butter tax? And apple tax and—look, just give me some of whatever you’re eating and we won’t have any problems, okay?”

    #MonDog #DogsOfMastodon #corgi

  15. “Excuse me, human, you are always prompt about paying #CheeseTax but perhaps you are unaware there is also peanut butter tax? And apple tax and—look, just give me some of whatever you’re eating and we won’t have any problems, okay?”

    #MonDog #DogsOfMastodon #corgi

  16. @lowqualityfacts The rules are the rules, and the facts are the facts. If you want Warren’s money, then you gotta pay the tax. #CheeseTax

  17. @lowqualityfacts The rules are the rules, and the facts are the facts. If you want Warren’s money, then you gotta pay the tax. #CheeseTax