#botanyheist — Public Fediverse posts
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🌿🕵️♂️ Apparently, the secret to a lucrative life isn't in cultivating plants but in cultivating crime skills, because who needs flowers when you can have felonies? 😆 This article is a laughable attempt to make botany sound as thrilling as a heist movie, but spoiler alert: it's not. 🙄
https://www.crimepaysbutbotanydoesnt.com/reading-list #lifehacks #crimehumor #botanyheist #darkcomedy #absurdity #HackerNews #ngated -
🌿🕵️♂️ Apparently, the secret to a lucrative life isn't in cultivating plants but in cultivating crime skills, because who needs flowers when you can have felonies? 😆 This article is a laughable attempt to make botany sound as thrilling as a heist movie, but spoiler alert: it's not. 🙄
https://www.crimepaysbutbotanydoesnt.com/reading-list #lifehacks #crimehumor #botanyheist #darkcomedy #absurdity #HackerNews #ngated