#blackadderquotes — Public Fediverse posts
Live and recent posts from across the Fediverse tagged #blackadderquotes, aggregated by home.social.
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@hardy24 @davidallengreen But what about Hull? #BlackAdderQuotes
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“I don't care if he's been rogering the Duke of York with a prize-winning leek! HE SHOT MY PIGEON!!” #blackadder #BlackAdderQuotes #blackaddergoesforth @stephenfry
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“Hello; the Somme Public Baths - no running, shouting, or piddling in the shallow end!” #Blackadder #BlackAdderQuotes #blackaddergoesforth #introduction
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"...an aggressive lout with the intelligence of a four-year-old and the sexual sophistication of a donkey."
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"Baldrick, I would like to say how much I will miss your honest, friendly companionship. But, as we both know, it would be an utter lie. I will therefore confine myself to saying simply, “Sod off and if I ever meet you again, it will be twenty billion years too soon."
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"Your brain would make a grain of sand look large and ungainly and the part of you that can’t be mentioned, I am reliably informed by women around the court, wouldn’t be worth mentioning even if it could be."
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"The eyes are open, the mouth moves, but Mr Brain has long since departed, hasn’t he, Perce?"
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"Your brain for example - is so minute, Baldrick, that if a hungry cannibal cracked your head open, there wouldn't be enough to cover a small water biscuit."