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  1. Bidets save you money and reduce waste — we tested the best options out there

    misryoum.com/us/today/bidets-s

    Bidets save you money and reduce waste — we tested the best options out there

    #Bidets #save #you #money #and #reduce #waste #tested #the #best #options #out #there #US_News_Hub #misryoum_com

  2. Have...nothing...better...to ....kvetch about !!! 🤣

    Conservatives Are Freaking Out About… #Mamdani’s #Bidets -

    #Zeteo

    m.youtube.com/shorts/YTx51bYRu

    #BidetGate 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  3. @nightdream I've got 4 #bidets on the toilets in my house that I installed all by myself.

    The hardest part was getting an electrician to install a GFI plug next to each.

    If you've ever done any basic plumbing before, bidet to the existing line is easy.

    Just make sure not to cross-thread any connections, apply joint tape to all of the metal pipe threads & don't overtighten any plastic parts.

    Then plug it in, sit on it, check for proper operation & any leaks.

    Good luck!

  4. CW: literal toilet talk

    What bidet should I buy? I think I don't want any particularly special features like hot water or heated seat, but want something durable that'll last a long time. Any suggestions? Or is there a fancy feature I actually should get?

    #bidets

  5. Do bidet people just have extremely water soluble shit? My turds don't instantly dissolve when they hit the water.

    I think y'all are walking around with wet, poopy butts.

    #WetAndPoopy #bidets

  6. @JamesK I've got 2 #Toto #bidets & obviously haven't done it but . . .

    What does "port the wand" mean? 🤔

  7. Risu is our representative to the peoples of the world who use highly-processed and bleached tree fibre to smudge shit all around their asses, to evolve and get a bidet.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7DxrdX4Fp60
    #VTubers # #HoloID #Ayunda_Risu #Bidets

  8. New Episode: hpr4092 :: More man-talk.

    Hosted by Some Guy On The Internet on 2024-04-09 is flagged as Explicit and is released under a CC-BY-SA license.

    Tags: #MensHealth, #bidets, #fiber.

    hackerpublicradio.org/eps/hpr4

  9. Also for anyone else considering bidets, I found these links particularly insightful!

    Environmental impact of bidets davidsuzuki.org/living-green/a

    Video comparing two non-electric bidet attachments I looked at youtu.be/N_DIGhznUzA
    I didn't get these brands, but was debating these 2 types. I like the occupational therapist perspective because she explains considerations for people with disabilities, who are caregivers, and so on.

    #bidets #GreenLiving #accessibility #sustainability #environment

  10. CW: Return To Office joke

    The real reason for Return To Office is because the execs are afraid of getting stuck in the restroom with no toilet paper.

    The reason that no one wants to Return to Office is because everyone's converted to bidets at home.

    #returntooffice #bidets

  11. A question for those of you familiar with countries that use stand alone bidets. In Buenos Aires, as far as I can determine from my limited experience, bidets almost seem to be required by law to be powerful enough to strip the paint off of walls. The jet of water could literally touch the roof if you didn't stick your posterior in the way!

    Are all stand alone bidets like that?

    #bidet #bidets #toilets #Australia #Argentina #BuenosAires

  12. This evening I have been learning about portable #bidets, as used by many people around the world including #hikers/#trampers. There are whole threads of people arguing about whether it's best to wash your butthole with your fingers (effective, uses very little water) and then wash hands, or if you should be spraying a jet of water to power blast yourself clean in a hands-free way. Also is it okay to wash with unfiltered water from a stream/puddle, or might you end up

  13. When you are installing a #bidet, didn't tighten a nut down tight enough, and it sprays you with water (clean). But the few drops that escaped manage to drip into the basement, and trigger the flood sensor and everything starts flipping out.

    This was my night last night. 😂 It's funny now, but I thought I'd royally effed up and flooded our basement.

    Good news though - We now have 2 installed #bidets in the house!

  14. Just so ya know, I’m all in on #bidets. Yet another example of the excellent toots you’ll find right here…