#badprogramming — Public Fediverse posts
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Spending big chunk-o-time with fool-proofing Nvim from memory leaking cause "programmers".
...Well I may have also been c/p'stin' some illicit code I've found laying around, who knows...
I WILL preview moving gifs in glorious ASCII format within some terminal without setting the house on fire, thank you. #badprogramming #computers #life #extremelyextroverted
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Spending big chunk-o-time with fool-proofing Nvim from memory leaking cause "programmers".
...Well I may have also been c/p'stin' some illicit code I've found laying around, who knows...
I WILL preview moving gifs in glorious ASCII format within some terminal without setting the house on fire, thank you. #badprogramming #computers #life #extremelyextroverted
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Spending big chunk-o-time with fool-proofing Nvim from memory leaking cause "programmers".
...Well I may have also been c/p'stin' some illicit code I've found laying around, who knows...
I WILL preview moving gifs in glorious ASCII format within some terminal without setting the house on fire, thank you. #badprogramming #computers #life #extremelyextroverted
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Spending big chunk-o-time with fool-proofing Nvim from memory leaking cause "programmers".
...Well I may have also been c/p'stin' some illicit code I've found laying around, who knows...
I WILL preview moving gifs in glorious ASCII format within some terminal without setting the house on fire, thank you. #badprogramming #computers #life #extremelyextroverted
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CW: Programming Rant
Guy: Can you see why [project written by contractors two years ago] is running at 100% cpu?
Me: Well, it doesn’t do that on my test setup. But it could be because:
API calls aren’t async
Database calls aren’t async
“Virtual Serial Port” aka TCP to a serial device aren’t asyncSo it’s almost certainly a network timeout that’s just hogging the only thread.
🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬
#Programming #DotNet #CSharp #ArchitectureFail #BadProgramming #BadCode #StupidCode #ScreamingIntoTheVoid
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CW: Programming Rant
Guy: Can you see why [project written by contractors two years ago] is running at 100% cpu?
Me: Well, it doesn’t do that on my test setup. But it could be because:
API calls aren’t async
Database calls aren’t async
“Virtual Serial Port” aka TCP to a serial device aren’t asyncSo it’s almost certainly a network timeout that’s just hogging the only thread.
🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬
#Programming #DotNet #CSharp #ArchitectureFail #BadProgramming #BadCode #StupidCode #ScreamingIntoTheVoid
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CW: Programming Rant
Guy: Can you see why [project written by contractors two years ago] is running at 100% cpu?
Me: Well, it doesn’t do that on my test setup. But it could be because:
API calls aren’t async
Database calls aren’t async
“Virtual Serial Port” aka TCP to a serial device aren’t asyncSo it’s almost certainly a network timeout that’s just hogging the only thread.
🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬
#Programming #DotNet #CSharp #ArchitectureFail #BadProgramming #BadCode #StupidCode #ScreamingIntoTheVoid
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CW: Programming Rant
Guy: Can you see why [project written by contractors two years ago] is running at 100% cpu?
Me: Well, it doesn’t do that on my test setup. But it could be because:
API calls aren’t async
Database calls aren’t async
“Virtual Serial Port” aka TCP to a serial device aren’t asyncSo it’s almost certainly a network timeout that’s just hogging the only thread.
🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬
#Programming #DotNet #CSharp #ArchitectureFail #BadProgramming #BadCode #StupidCode #ScreamingIntoTheVoid
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CW: Programming Rant
Guy: Can you see why [project written by contractors two years ago] is running at 100% cpu?
Me: Well, it doesn’t do that on my test setup. But it could be because:
API calls aren’t async
Database calls aren’t async
“Virtual Serial Port” aka TCP to a serial device aren’t asyncSo it’s almost certainly a network timeout that’s just hogging the only thread.
🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬
#Programming #DotNet #CSharp #ArchitectureFail #BadProgramming #BadCode #StupidCode #ScreamingIntoTheVoid
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When I click on a magnifying glass in SO MANY applications to open a search box, why is the cursor not automatically placed into the search field so I can immediately start typing what I’m searching for?
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So seeing as I'm, like everyone else, trying to rebuild from scratch on here after the bird disaster, I'll do a brief introduction which if you feel like boosting please do.
British, married, generally annoyed at everything these days, loves rocks a little too much, spends my day running a website about rocks, in my free time I collect rocks.
Did I mention the #rocks?
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So seeing as I'm, like everyone else, trying to rebuild from scratch on here after the bird disaster, I'll do a brief introduction which if you feel like boosting please do.
British, married, generally annoyed at everything these days, loves rocks a little too much, spends my day running a website about rocks, in my free time I collect rocks.
Did I mention the #rocks?
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So seeing as I'm, like everyone else, trying to rebuild from scratch on here after the bird disaster, I'll do a brief introduction which if you feel like boosting please do.
British, married, generally annoyed at everything these days, loves rocks a little too much, spends my day running a website about rocks, in my free time I collect rocks.
Did I mention the #rocks?
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So seeing as I'm, like everyone else, trying to rebuild from scratch on here after the bird disaster, I'll do a brief introduction which if you feel like boosting please do.
British, married, generally annoyed at everything these days, loves rocks a little too much, spends my day running a website about rocks, in my free time I collect rocks.
Did I mention the #rocks?
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So seeing as I'm, like everyone else, trying to rebuild from scratch on here after the bird disaster, I'll do a brief introduction which if you feel like boosting please do.
British, married, generally annoyed at everything these days, loves rocks a little too much, spends my day running a website about rocks, in my free time I collect rocks.
Did I mention the #rocks?