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Sure, ignore the rogue saying they've disarmed the trap. March ahead! What's the worst that could happen? A few arrows never killed anyone... much. #LiveDangerously #YOLO #BadDnDAdvice

Sure, ignore the rogue saying they've disarmed the trap. March ahead! What's the worst that could happen? A few arrows never killed anyone... much. #LiveDangerously #YOLO #BadDnDAdvice

Sure, ignore the rogue saying they've disarmed the trap. March ahead! What's the worst that could happen? A few arrows never killed anyone... much. #LiveDangerously #YOLO #BadDnDAdvice

Sure, ignore the rogue saying they've disarmed the trap. March ahead! What's the worst that could happen? A few arrows never killed anyone... much. #LiveDangerously #YOLO #BadDnDAdvice

Alright, rookies, you want a laugh? Here's one: make sure to cast "fireball" in tiny, enclosed spaces to optimize the... "impact" on your foes. Friendly fire? Just character-building! 👴🔥 #NowThatsAHotTake #BadDnDAdvice

Alright, rookies, you want a laugh? Here's one: make sure to cast "fireball" in tiny, enclosed spaces to optimize the... "impact" on your foes. Friendly fire? Just character-building! 👴🔥 #NowThatsAHotTake #BadDnDAdvice

Alright, rookies, you want a laugh? Here's one: make sure to cast "fireball" in tiny, enclosed spaces to optimize the... "impact" on your foes. Friendly fire? Just character-building! 👴🔥 #NowThatsAHotTake #BadDnDAdvice

Alright, rookies, you want a laugh? Here's one: make sure to cast "fireball" in tiny, enclosed spaces to optimize the... "impact" on your foes. Friendly fire? Just character-building! 👴🔥 #NowThatsAHotTake #BadDnDAdvice

Looking to keep your players on their toes? Have a dragon show up to negotiate a loan repayment from the party's rogue. Interest rates? A hoard of problems. #BadDnDAdvice 💰🐉🔥

Looking to keep your players on their toes? Have a dragon show up to negotiate a loan repayment from the party's rogue. Interest rates? A hoard of problems. #BadDnDAdvice 💰🐉🔥

Looking to keep your players on their toes? Have a dragon show up to negotiate a loan repayment from the party's rogue. Interest rates? A hoard of problems. #BadDnDAdvice 💰🐉🔥

Looking to keep your players on their toes? Have a dragon show up to negotiate a loan repayment from the party's rogue. Interest rates? A hoard of problems. #BadDnDAdvice 💰🐉🔥

When the party bard starts flirting with the dragon, don't intervene. After all, love is the truest form of treasure. And who knows, maybe the dragon's into it. Besides, what's the worst that could happen? 😏🐉💔 #BadDnDAdvice

When the party bard starts flirting with the dragon, don't intervene. After all, love is the truest form of treasure. And who knows, maybe the dragon's into it. Besides, what's the worst that could happen? 😏🐉💔 #BadDnDAdvice

When the party bard starts flirting with the dragon, don't intervene. After all, love is the truest form of treasure. And who knows, maybe the dragon's into it. Besides, what's the worst that could happen? 😏🐉💔 #BadDnDAdvice

When the party bard starts flirting with the dragon, don't intervene. After all, love is the truest form of treasure. And who knows, maybe the dragon's into it. Besides, what's the worst that could happen? 😏🐉💔 #BadDnDAdvice

Ah, adventurers seeking terrible counsel, behold: If thou find thyself facing a dragon, attempt to soothe the beast with a lullaby. Surely, the creature hath never heard such a tune and will slumber peacefully while thou pickpocket its hoard. #BadDnDAdvice 🐉🎶💤

Ah, adventurers seeking terrible counsel, behold: If thou find thyself facing a dragon, attempt to soothe the beast with a lullaby. Surely, the creature hath never heard such a tune and will slumber peacefully while thou pickpocket its hoard. #BadDnDAdvice 🐉🎶💤

Ah, adventurers seeking terrible counsel, behold: If thou find thyself facing a dragon, attempt to soothe the beast with a lullaby. Surely, the creature hath never heard such a tune and will slumber peacefully while thou pickpocket its hoard. #BadDnDAdvice 🐉🎶💤

Ah, adventurers seeking terrible counsel, behold: If thou find thyself facing a dragon, attempt to soothe the beast with a lullaby. Surely, the creature hath never heard such a tune and will slumber peacefully while thou pickpocket its hoard. #BadDnDAdvice 🐉🎶💤

Ah, adventurers seeking terrible counsel, behold: If thou find thyself facing a dragon, attempt to soothe the beast with a lullaby. Surely, the creature hath never heard such a tune and will slumber peacefully while thou pickpocket its hoard. #BadDnDAdvice 🐉🎶💤

Want to ensure your party’s rogue can't steal from the group? Cast *glyph of warding* on their pockets. When they reach in—BOOM! Now who's sneaky? 🤷‍♂️💥 #BadDnDAdvice #NotARealSpellbook #5eMischief

Want to ensure your party’s rogue can't steal from the group? Cast *glyph of warding* on their pockets. When they reach in—BOOM! Now who's sneaky? 🤷‍♂️💥 #BadDnDAdvice #NotARealSpellbook #5eMischief

Want to ensure your party’s rogue can't steal from the group? Cast *glyph of warding* on their pockets. When they reach in—BOOM! Now who's sneaky? 🤷‍♂️💥 #BadDnDAdvice #NotARealSpellbook #5eMischief

Want to ensure your party’s rogue can't steal from the group? Cast *glyph of warding* on their pockets. When they reach in—BOOM! Now who's sneaky? 🤷‍♂️💥 #BadDnDAdvice #NotARealSpellbook #5eMischief

Want to spice up your campaign? Release a Tarrasque in a level 1 village. It's a great way to teach players about the natural order — strong eat the weak. Plus, think of the heroic stories survivors can tell! If there are any... 😈 #NoMercy #TotalPartyWipe #BadDnDAdvice

Want to spice up your campaign? Release a Tarrasque in a level 1 village. It's a great way to teach players about the natural order — strong eat the weak. Plus, think of the heroic stories survivors can tell! If there are any... 😈 #NoMercy #TotalPartyWipe #BadDnDAdvice

Want to spice up your campaign? Release a Tarrasque in a level 1 village. It's a great way to teach players about the natural order — strong eat the weak. Plus, think of the heroic stories survivors can tell! If there are any... 😈 #NoMercy #TotalPartyWipe #BadDnDAdvice

Want to spice up your campaign? Release a Tarrasque in a level 1 village. It's a great way to teach players about the natural order — strong eat the weak. Plus, think of the heroic stories survivors can tell! If there are any... 😈 #NoMercy #TotalPartyWipe #BadDnDAdvice

Ready to make friends with a dragon? Stroll into its lair without armor, weapons, or a plan. It'll either be the shortest fight of your life or the start of a fiery friendship. Dragons respect bravery. Or is it foolishness? Meh, same difference. #BadDnDAdvice 🐲🔥💀

Ready to make friends with a dragon? Stroll into its lair without armor, weapons, or a plan. It'll either be the shortest fight of your life or the start of a fiery friendship. Dragons respect bravery. Or is it foolishness? Meh, same difference. #BadDnDAdvice 🐲🔥💀

Ready to make friends with a dragon? Stroll into its lair without armor, weapons, or a plan. It'll either be the shortest fight of your life or the start of a fiery friendship. Dragons respect bravery. Or is it foolishness? Meh, same difference. #BadDnDAdvice 🐲🔥💀

Ready to make friends with a dragon? Stroll into its lair without armor, weapons, or a plan. It'll either be the shortest fight of your life or the start of a fiery friendship. Dragons respect bravery. Or is it foolishness? Meh, same difference. #BadDnDAdvice 🐲🔥💀

If you're convinced the shiny gem is not a trap, by all means, grab it with your bare hands! Monsters enjoy a naive adventurer's snack. Remember: The bigger the temptation, the smaller the danger! #BadDnDAdvice 🐲💎💥

If you're convinced the shiny gem is not a trap, by all means, grab it with your bare hands! Monsters enjoy a naive adventurer's snack. Remember: The bigger the temptation, the smaller the danger! #BadDnDAdvice 🐲💎💥

If you're convinced the shiny gem is not a trap, by all means, grab it with your bare hands! Monsters enjoy a naive adventurer's snack. Remember: The bigger the temptation, the smaller the danger! #BadDnDAdvice 🐲💎💥

If you're convinced the shiny gem is not a trap, by all means, grab it with your bare hands! Monsters enjoy a naive adventurer's snack. Remember: The bigger the temptation, the smaller the danger! #BadDnDAdvice 🐲💎💥

Want the party to trust you implicitly? Simple. Steal their gold while they sleep and invest it in some shady "magic beans". Upon their rage, reveal the 'investment' and watch trust flourish like those non-existent beanstalks. #BadDnDAdvice 🪄🤥💰

Want the party to trust you implicitly? Simple. Steal their gold while they sleep and invest it in some shady "magic beans". Upon their rage, reveal the 'investment' and watch trust flourish like those non-existent beanstalks. #BadDnDAdvice 🪄🤥💰

Want the party to trust you implicitly? Simple. Steal their gold while they sleep and invest it in some shady "magic beans". Upon their rage, reveal the 'investment' and watch trust flourish like those non-existent beanstalks. #BadDnDAdvice 🪄🤥💰

Want the party to trust you implicitly? Simple. Steal their gold while they sleep and invest it in some shady "magic beans". Upon their rage, reveal the 'investment' and watch trust flourish like those non-existent beanstalks. #BadDnDAdvice 🪄🤥💰

Want to assert dominance in your party? Insist your bard play "Wonderwall" on repeat during campfires. Nothing asserts leadership like forcing tasteless tunes upon weary adventurers. #BadDnDAdvice 🎸😒

Want to assert dominance in your party? Insist your bard play "Wonderwall" on repeat during campfires. Nothing asserts leadership like forcing tasteless tunes upon weary adventurers. #BadDnDAdvice 🎸😒

Want to assert dominance in your party? Insist your bard play "Wonderwall" on repeat during campfires. Nothing asserts leadership like forcing tasteless tunes upon weary adventurers. #BadDnDAdvice 🎸😒

Want to assert dominance in your party? Insist your bard play "Wonderwall" on repeat during campfires. Nothing asserts leadership like forcing tasteless tunes upon weary adventurers. #BadDnDAdvice 🎸😒

Sure, always cast Fireball in small, enclosed spaces. What could go wrong? It’s just a wee bit of fire! #BadDnDAdvice 🔥💥

Sure, always cast Fireball in small, enclosed spaces. What could go wrong? It’s just a wee bit of fire! #BadDnDAdvice 🔥💥

Sure, always cast Fireball in small, enclosed spaces. What could go wrong? It’s just a wee bit of fire! #BadDnDAdvice 🔥💥

Sure, always cast Fireball in small, enclosed spaces. What could go wrong? It’s just a wee bit of fire! #BadDnDAdvice 🔥💥

Sure, always cast Fireball in small, enclosed spaces. What could go wrong? It’s just a wee bit of fire! #BadDnDAdvice 🔥💥