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  1. CW: A little everyday #USA #sweary

    #microsoft just forced me to read this. It is apparently relevant to the Job I Do For Money:
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    Learn about new commerce

    Partners now have a choice:
    + They can continue to purchase traditional, license-based services.
    + They can purchase through the new commerce experience.

    Partners who decide to transact with the new commerce services need to familiarize themselves with how the new commerce license-based services work.
    ---

    #Australians. Do one thing everyday to rid yourself of USisms. Step away from these moron fascist dickheads.

    When someone brings you printed #American #horseshit, take out a crayon, scrawl "horseshit" across it, and hand it back. Don't waste more time. You can mutter darkly if you want, but it'd be better to spend the freed-up time going outside for a walk.

    Aaaaaaand, just in case some #MS flack is forced to follow Mastodon (the fuck, you poor bastard)

    'Transact with' is not a phrase any human uses, you are possibly looking for 'buy'? Though who the fuck knows?

    'Partner'??? We pay you money. That doesn't make us 'partners'. If we shared a house, bed or bank account, maaaaaybe. Otherwise? Ewwwwwwww, gross me the fuck out.

    'Familiarize'? Shove your Websters dictionary up your quoit. Yes, the 1944 war-paper one has blunt corners, you can make it easier on yourself I *suppose*. All of it in one go if you please. Need a mallet? Fair enough.

    'new commerce license-based services' I just have no fucking idea what this means. I am replacing it with 'hernhernhern' in the hope that it makes more sense. Ah that's better.

  2. Most #Australians remember the frenzied cacophony of #legacyMedia hacks that emerged from the election of Ricky Muir.

    So-called "progressive" outlets lampooned our democratic process that ensured votes for #minorParties were never wasted (unlike in the #USA). A process that enabled people like the once-relevant #NickXenophon to get elected.

    They #engineeredConsent to change our #votingSystem, at every opportunity demonising the workingClass senator.

    Maybe if he called himself 'Richard'???

  3. We in #Australia need to bring in new #workers from #Afghanistan to #exploit.

    No #Australians want to work in a #abattoir slaughting swaths of #animals endlessly all day.

    Let's bring in people from Afghanistan that the #AfghanistanPapers revealed were cynically working alongside those producing and planting #IED's who were cynically working alongside #USA #weaponsManufacturers to maintain the #racket and #phonyWar/#occupation of a foreign land for #lithium and strategic purposes.