#australians — Public Fediverse posts

#microsoft just forced me to read this. It is apparently relevant to the Job I Do For Money:
---
Learn about new commerce

Partners now have a choice:
+ They can continue to purchase traditional, license-based services.
+ They can purchase through the new commerce experience.

Partners who decide to transact with the new commerce services need to familiarize themselves with how the new commerce license-based services work.
---

#Australians. Do one thing everyday to rid yourself of USisms. Step away from these moron fascist dickheads.

When someone brings you printed #American #horseshit, take out a crayon, scrawl "horseshit" across it, and hand it back. Don't waste more time. You can mutter darkly if you want, but it'd be better to spend the freed-up time going outside for a walk.

Aaaaaaand, just in case some #MS flack is forced to follow Mastodon (the fuck, you poor bastard)

'Transact with' is not a phrase any human uses, you are possibly looking for 'buy'? Though who the fuck knows?

'Partner'??? We pay you money. That doesn't make us 'partners'. If we shared a house, bed or bank account, maaaaaybe. Otherwise? Ewwwwwwww, gross me the fuck out.

'Familiarize'? Shove your Websters dictionary up your quoit. Yes, the 1944 war-paper one has blunt corners, you can make it easier on yourself I *suppose*. All of it in one go if you please. Need a mallet? Fair enough.

'new commerce license-based services' I just have no fucking idea what this means. I am replacing it with 'hernhernhern' in the hope that it makes more sense. Ah that's better.