#australians — Public Fediverse posts

You know what, #Australians? When you bang on about #petrol prices, while people are being atomised, well call me harsh, but I _do_ lose some sympathy for you.

The "fuel crisis" is caused by your government selling its soul to #Woodside, #Santos, #Glencore and #Chevron. Your "LPG" is not fueling your car because it is fuelling their bank accounts. Their friends, also billionaires, are profiting from the weapons atomising people.

Dollars per litre? Fuck right off.

#AusPol

#microsoft just forced me to read this. It is apparently relevant to the Job I Do For Money:
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Learn about new commerce

Partners now have a choice:
+ They can continue to purchase traditional, license-based services.
+ They can purchase through the new commerce experience.

Partners who decide to transact with the new commerce services need to familiarize themselves with how the new commerce license-based services work.
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#Australians. Do one thing everyday to rid yourself of USisms. Step away from these moron fascist dickheads.

When someone brings you printed #American #horseshit, take out a crayon, scrawl "horseshit" across it, and hand it back. Don't waste more time. You can mutter darkly if you want, but it'd be better to spend the freed-up time going outside for a walk.

Aaaaaaand, just in case some #MS flack is forced to follow Mastodon (the fuck, you poor bastard)

'Transact with' is not a phrase any human uses, you are possibly looking for 'buy'? Though who the fuck knows?

'Partner'??? We pay you money. That doesn't make us 'partners'. If we shared a house, bed or bank account, maaaaaybe. Otherwise? Ewwwwwwww, gross me the fuck out.

'Familiarize'? Shove your Websters dictionary up your quoit. Yes, the 1944 war-paper one has blunt corners, you can make it easier on yourself I *suppose*. All of it in one go if you please. Need a mallet? Fair enough.

'new commerce license-based services' I just have no fucking idea what this means. I am replacing it with 'hernhernhern' in the hope that it makes more sense. Ah that's better.