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  1. @eniko

    Is it an #AmericanJoke ?
    Companies have your genetic data for real ?

  2. @franebleu @austinkocher

    Q: How many Americans does it take to change a light bulb?
    A: None. They'd rather be in the dark.

    #AmericanJoke

  3. @austinkocher

    "An American is in front of a vending machine and buys himself a Coke.
    He doesn't drink it and buys himself another one. Then another one, Then another one. Then another one...

    A Canadian approaches him and asks :
    - Sorry sir, but what are you doing exactly ?
    - Hey, as long I win, I keep playing !"

    #AmericanJoke #Fun #PleaseDonaldKeepRapingMyAss
    #GeneralStrike #CriticalMass

  4. @wonshu
    Well, that's official : the era of 'Blonde Jokes' is over, here come the 'American Jokes' !

    Q: How do you keep an American busy?
    A: Write "please flip over" on both sides of a piece of paper and give it to him.

    Good news for women, though.

    #AmericanJoke #ThankYouDonald #ThankYouElon #Mysogyny