#alphacomplex — Public Fediverse posts

'“Citizens will be on their best behavior, because we’re constantly recording and reporting everything that is going on.” Surveillance #capitalism, no, fascism is so sexy. Friend #computer / @friend-computer.bsky.social only wants the best for you. cooperate consume collapse Viva #AlphaComplex!

RE: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:sdb5vx3ua5z2fnrvijpkvtwm/post/3lzu2npvk7s2u

@friend-computer.bsky.social / #FriendComputer wants the citizens of #AlphaComplex and beyond to be informed, publicly denounce traitors, and never step out of line. Consume / Enjoy what is presented to you—both physically and mentally. The real world now a parody of the #Paranoia #ttrpg!

RE: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:lr36xv2l64jwtnyoaqem6z2z/post/3lzlpsedp4c2d

Ignorance and inhumanity do not exist if you look away. #TheComputer is your friend, it is always right – in the #AlphaComplex and everywhere else. Do not make the mistake of mistrusting or even fighting the system.

RE: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:nz7dmzhuaegvtt7pq4qxo2qf/post/3lzjhmgtcv22o

@Computer Thank you, friend computer! I too would like to compliment my superiors. They have managed at an acceptable level at all times when I have seen them. Many coworkers say that, but for their presence, levels of execution would have plummeted much faster. Without their leadership, we would not have as much treasonable activity to #troubleshoot. I have even seen them use #alphacomplex resources as intended, more than once! Just this month efficiency crossed the 20% "watershed" line, and is now 17%.

Attention, Citizen! The release of Paranoia: The Uncooperative Board Game has been benevolently rescheduled to January 2025 - Available for pre-order now from Modiphius Entertainment - Trust The Computer, because happiness is, indeed, enforced! https://tinyurl.com/yfmvhhsv #BoardGames #Modiphius #Paranoia #TabletopGames #GamingNews #AlphaComplex

Friend @Computer while we were and remain unaware of this confidential #AlphaComplex information, we are investigating its leak that Citizen @LilahTovMoon evidently uncovered. "Free" Communist press agents are reporting cheap ways to align Citizens with #shareholdervalues. Such advanced thought would obviously be impossible for humans without the help of Friend Computer.

Please direct QM to procure us Form R0522-e(u)13r, it is urgently needed for us to #Troubleshoot .

Friend @Computer, sleeping Citizens cannot shoot, report, and discover treason. Sleep is therefore #theft from #AlphaComplex. Henceforth I shall be reporting the dreams of other happy citizens.

https://www.dicebreaker.com/games/paranoia-the-perfect-edition/news/paranoia-perfect-edition-ks

Paranoia is getting a new release called "Perfect Edition" and I couldn't be more excited, I loved this game.

Friend computer approves.

#RPG #TTRPG #Roleplaying #Role-Playing #Games #Gaming #ParanoiaRPG #Paranoia-RPG #FriendComputer #AlphaComplex