home.social

Search

1000 results for “smays”

  1. "I'm not ready for this"
    same. (and neither was Dan's throat)

    #saysWhoPodcast

  2. @dansinker Has Maureen indicated whether Thickie Chex is himself a dinosaur, or whether there are any non-avian dinosaurs involved in this orchestra?

    As time goes by, I'm becoming more and more convinced that he is just a drunk guy with a trumpet who repeatedly breaks into someone's chicken coop and waves a baton back and forth at a flock of very confused hens.

    #SaysWho #SaysWhoPodcast #TownWatch

  3. Finally, my 15 seconds of fame! I was mentioned on this week's #SaysWhoPodcast as "someone on mastodon" for pointing out that @dansinker could do something relatively obvious to help people who are bad at spelling! (at 1:02:36)

    sayswhopodcast.com/episodes/so

  4. @dansinker I'm very disappointed you haven't set up a very funny email forwarder, or maybe even an auto-reply with a photo of a horse going through a McDonald's drive thru with the caption "we don't serve that here".

    #SaysWhoPodcast

  5. @dansinker Not only is the magnesium epsom salt you add to baths not flammable, but it is actually made up of 53% water, despite being completely solid!

    youtu.be/8GVSuKkuLzY?si=5jWtgv

    #SaysWho #SaysWhoPodcast #TownWatch

  6. lord I'm exhausted just listening to Dan's schedule. #SaysWhoPodcast

  7. I need Maureen Johnson never to say that ever again. #SaysWhoPodcast

  8. @dansinker I'm not sure if this was the best or worst episode of @sayswho to have been listening to while digging up a tree stump. I'm not sure if I'm being terribly inefficient because I'm not using a machine to do it in 5 minutes, or super efficient since I should be done in a matter of months instead of 3 years.

    #SaysWho #SaysWhoPodcast

  9. @dansinker You know how sometimes you are listening to a book/podcast/show and they say a word that you coincidentally happen to be looking at in real life? Well, I was at a stop light staring straight at this when Maureen asked if Trump would get covid again and you declared "I would just love it".

    #SaysWho #SaysWhoPodcast

  10. @dansinker Thanks for the mini-intervention with Maureen (and whomever was listening) about using X. Participation there manages (somehow) to grow increasingly unconscionable every day.

    However, maybe tweak your signoff to say "Don't follow us on Twitter at sayswhopodcast" or something?

    #SaysWho #SaysWhoPodcast

  11. @dansinker Ugh, check engine lights are so frustratingly vague. Luckily, you can get a simple OBD-II code reader for around $20, which is quite the deal since it can help you avoid exploding your entire engine or going in for expensive service when nothing is really wrong. #saysWho #saysWhoPodcast

  12. An attempted murder of kids exploring an English estate with an underwater ballroom sounds like something straight out of a @maureenjohnson novel.

    @sayswho #SaysWho #SaysWhoPodcast

    mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/mill

  13. @dansinker For what it's worth, I think I'll be sticking with @maureenjohnson's initial suggestion of "embrace the garbage" as my motto for this year. #SaysWho #SaysWhoPodcast

  14. “Fairy Dust” not fair dust 🥴
    ---
    RT @Saysdana
    Musk says he can't get fair trial in California, wants Texas (from @AP)

    🤣 This is going to get real interesting. I can’t wait for it to begin.
    Musk is not just full of fair dust, but he’s also a whiner to boot.
    #CryMeARiver apnews.com/article/91117a5a281
    twitter.com/SaysDana/status/16

  15. Musk says he can't get fair trial in California, wants Texas (from @AP)

    🤣 This is going to get real interesting. I can’t wait for it to begin.
    Musk is not just full of fair dust, but he’s also a whiner to boot.
    #CryMeARiver apnews.com/article/91117a5a281

  16. Says "those bitcoiners are nasty, look how they isolate themselves (on that platform growing in popularity everyday but let's play pretend and not say that.)."

    *PREVIOUSLY AT FACEBOOK HQ: Hey Zuckerburg we have another #bitcoiner, should I #shadowBan or just ban outright?

    Pot… kettle… crap.

    #dotCon #fakebook #Facebook #Wikileaks #JulianAssange #activists #peaceActivists #instaspam #Instagram #whatsFapp #whatApp #useI2P #useFedi

  17. Says Kabir: Now What To Fear?

    Now what to fear?
    Fear merged in Fear,
    I know the secret of duality.

    Fears always afflicted me,
    when I isolated
    you from me.

    One is he with the One
    who sees
    the inner-outer as one.

    But brute is he
    who led by delusion
    makes low-high division.

    Freed from my 'I',
    says Kabir,
    I saw Ram in all.

    -- Kabir, Says Kabir... A Collection of One Hundred and Ten Poems of Kabir

    #Kabir #Spirituality #Meditation

  18. Says Kabir: Now What To Fear?

    Now what to fear?
    Fear merged in Fear,
    I know the secret of duality.

    Fears always afflicted me,
    when I isolated
    you from me.

    One is he with the One
    who sees
    the inner-outer as one.

    But brute is he
    who led by delusion
    makes low-high division.

    Freed from my 'I',
    says Kabir,
    I saw Ram in all.

    -- Kabir, Says Kabir... A Collection of One Hundred and Ten Poems of Kabir

    #Kabir #Spirituality #Meditation