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Oh no, the catnip is making my cats trip too hard. I fear the melting clock is too much for them. They are spiraling.
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Tonight's Low Quality Ad is for this Melting Clock Cat Scratching Mat. I only bring this one out after I give my cats a ton of catnip. I like to think it enhances the high.
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That is so inspirational.
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We made a comic about a mayfly.
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Wow, I somehow never knew this.
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I think LGBTQIMATFTAG has a nice ring to it.
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I can see how that could be confusing.
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You can tell if a narwhal is a male because it will have a horn. You can tell if a narwhal is female because it will also have a horn.
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Tonight's Low Quality Ad is for this Narwhal Stuffed Animal. The Narwhal was nearly hunted to extinction in 1880 after Mark Twain jokingly suggested that the animal's horn could be used to cure illiteracy.
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A lot of people flipped out over this.
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Foaming hand soap is just regular hand soap that has been diagnosed with rabies.
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I can't wait.
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This happened to me, and I was only 7 at the time.
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BREAKING NEWS: Trump HUMILIATES himself in China after claiming Ip Man 2 accurately portrayed the hardships of life in Foshan during the Sino-Japanese War! Umm don't you mean the original Ip Man, Donny? The sequel takes place in Hong Kong AFTER the war! This might be Trump's biggest blunder ever!
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Look, I know you all think this account is funded by the possum industry. But that's not true. That's insane. I don't think possums even have an industry to promote. On an unrelated note, today's Low Quality Ad is for this Stay Trashy Hat.
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Okay, but in which direction?
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CW: low quality fact
A cyber-terrorist hacker group has DDoS'd Canonical, causing a 24h+ major outage in the midst of critical kernel patch roll-outs.
Their demands: Remove systemd and Wayland, bring back compiz.
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@ckape Did you know? When Mario is fully facing the player, his mustache is also the same as the cloud/bush. You just don't notice because he's always facing sideways.
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Lester Pivot started out in go-kart racing but achieved greater success when he turned to horse racing
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@rtfm because they were invented by the Earl of Wrap, and it's not named after how they're made. #LowQualityFact
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@kingtor Well at least you didn't buy up all the dried safflower petals hoping for a huge arbitrage opportunity in the saffron market. You did inspire me to do a few searches and find out the main use for safflower petals is to take photos for visually attractive illustrations in articles about safflower oil (that's a borderline #LowQualityFact although perhaps a bit too true for that genre).
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El Lipsis was a Spanish medieval knight…
Not as well known as El Cid because he went a bit dotty -
Le sachiez tu ? Utiliser des smileys à l'ancienne comme ;) ou :) fait économiser jusqu'à 20% de CO2 par rapport aux emojis 😉 ou 🙂. #LowQualityFact
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thesauri were invented so that frontend coders could name their things
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a Poisson is just a very rare croissant
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#LowQualityFact Noise-cancelling headphones were invented by CSIRO to help people work with the sound of cicadas in summer in Australia.
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In 2008, Tribe Called Quest re-released their 1990 ‘Can I Kick It?’ as ‘Can I Vote for Obama on the Basis of Rhetoric?’
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@codinghorror @anildash it’s on the web that means it’s in the web of trust #lowqualityfact