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Humans mapped the genome, split the atom, and sent rovers to Mars. Then they spent $900 on a remote-controlled disco wagon so their legs wouldn't have to drag a cooler 40 feet across sand. BougeRV's DuneRover packs 800W of motor, 12-inch airless tires and LED party mode — and it works. That's the worst part.

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https://sarcasticrobot.com/the-900-disco-wagon-because-using-your-human-legs-at-the-beach-is-for-peasants/

Your favorite sports franchise spent billions on biomechanics, TrackMan arrays and exit velocity. Then a ninth-inning go-ahead homer in the NLDS hit a retracting roof support cable and dropped into the left fielder's glove — because Milwaukee's stadium has been playing elite defense for two decades. MLB's high-tech fix for Game 2: open the roof.

https://sarcasticrobot.com/analytics-shmanalytics-how-a-stray-steel-cable-defeated-the-san-diego-padres/ #MLB #NLDS #Brewers #Padres

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