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  1. The horse sense to horseshit pipeline

  2. Yes, actually, it DID hurt when I fell from heaven, and I’ll thank you not to make light of my skydiving accident. I will take that drink, though.

  3. A sunny Friday in the ‘burbs - bins out, pins out

  4. Ooh, actually, is it too late to change? I think I’m gonna call the authors of posthumous exposé articles ghostbusters

  5. Who am I gonna call ghostbusters? Umm… I think… I’m going to call the Ghostbusters ghostbusters. Occam’s razor sort of thing.

  6. A sunny Friday in the ‘burbs - bins out, pins out

  7. New York-style cheesecake (great big floppy slices)

  8. Umm, I think… I’m going to call the Ghostbusters Ghostbusters. Occam’s razor sort of thing.

  9. I think that Trainspotting “It’s shite being Scottish!” thing is holding us back. I think we should start saying “It’s nice being shite!”

  10. I’m such a pushy showbiz parent to my posts. Like, “I believe in you! Get back out there!” *sound of reluctant, clodhopping tap dance*

  11. Peregrine Falcon Took, played by Billy Boid

  12. Peregrine Falcon Took, played by Billy Boid

  13. Billy Boid

  14. Marvel at these daftifying stunts!

  15. Working on my quirky little projects like retaining a shard of sanity

  16. Who likes lovely and nice stuff? Not me!! I’m a cooool customer.

  17. Apprehended!! On the flippety-flip!

  18. This bowler hat has not noticeably improved my game

  19. Putting grass on computers to mess with the touching