Why is the baseball stadium so cold? Because there are so many fans!
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I only know 25 letters of the alphabet. I don't know y.
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I visited a monastery and as I walked past the kitchen I saw a man frying chips, so I asked him, "Are you the friar?" He replied, "No, I'm the chip monk."
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People ask me why I keep going out of my way to create trouble, and I tell them -- No, it's not out of my way at all.
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I went to the doctor and he said, "You've got hypochondria." I said, "Not that too!"
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Nobody thought my towel joke was funny. I guess they don’t appreciate my dry sense of humor.