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Yay! Ballsacks is back!
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Nooo Gulfax you could have left
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... but without the gnome, apparently.
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Dropping an imaginary naked woman in the middle of a river is *not* an effective test of manhood
...er, maybe it depends on what kind of "manhood" you mean
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@sean they'll be fine as long as they watch out for turtle shells
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Now we have mermaids granting wishes?
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Based on your facial expression, I'd say you're really Linea the Mistress of the Dank Weed.
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@amyfou an admirable way to sum up this movie.
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To be fair, with how badly they were singing I don't blame the ghost for running away
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(singing) My little wizard, my little wizard! Ah-ah-ah-ah!
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That was it? The whole Suicide Cavern was one ghost?
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Now we have the Phantom Menace
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Wait. He's a hobgoblin? His costume is like two colors away from David the Gnome.
And if his magic doesn't work outside the pink rocks, what the fuck did he think he was gonna do against Shulak or whatever his name is?
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Hurry, the power of comprehension is fading!
(j/k it was gone like 40 minutes ago)
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He brought nunchucks to a horse fight.
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So, what movie are the bird-helmet raiders from?
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MICE HAVE SPINES, YOU ASSHOLE!
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Shurka's Little Friend is gonna be my next band name
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@[email protected] If she had agency, she wouldn't have accepted a role in this film!
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"We are lonely, so very lonesome"
Stranger danger!
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Unfortunately he only awoke the Derps of the Dead.
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Now we have the undead? Pick a genre.
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I too bury my legendary warriors two inches below the soil
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Wow. Full on necromancy from the kid.
Kinda feel like that'd be a villain movie, kid.
Also, as a Champion of Pharasma, I have to take you out now.
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Fuckin' preteen necromancer I swear ta god
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βWriters, coming this way.β
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Okay but hear me out β
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Sorceresses, I think?
Sultry sorceress turned into a very large ... bed bug? That bleeds dirty water?
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Where's Kamen Rider when you need him?
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A flying buff lion with Force Lightning?
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Does⦠does anyone know what's going on? I was wasn't watching because the seduction of a thirteen year old was giving me the kick.
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Eww! What the fuck, movie?
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Oh great, now his variable length sword has led him into the lair of suspiciously hot women.
Again, puberty is like that.
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Our boy hero has stumbled into the PG-rated orgy scene.
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now turn them all into donkeys, i DARE you
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The ADR gets a B for effort
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Strange women in the woods distributing dinner is no basis for... wait a second
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Lady this kid is like 12, all he desires is a cheeseburger
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DAMN HIM! I will eat ALL THIS SCENERY!
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The secret to magical power is to paint your cataracts with glow-in-the-dark pigment
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