#welcometotheinternet — Public Fediverse posts

Voir les paroles de la chanson “Welcome To The Internet” de Bo Burnham
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Scopri il testo della canzone “Welcome To The Internet” di Bo Burnham
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Lyrics for the song “Welcome To The Internet” by Bo Burnham
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https://daletra.com/bo-burnham/lyrics/welcome-to-the-internet.html

Paroles de la chanson “Welcome To The Internet” de Bo Burnham
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https://daletra.art/bo-burnham/paroles/welcome-to-the-internet.html

Letra de la canción “Welcome To The Internet” de Bo Burnham
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https://daletra.net/bo-burnham/letras/welcome-to-the-internet.html

Sehen Sie den Text des Liedes “Welcome To The Internet” von Bo Burnham
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Text des Liedes “Welcome To The Internet” von Bo Burnham
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https://daletra.top/bo-burnham/liedtexte/welcome-to-the-internet.html

«Fediverse» doesn't only have the same number of syllables as «Internet», it also has the same measure/meter/metre (stress pattern):
«INterNET»
«FEDiVERS(e)» (The second "e" is silent.)

You know what that means.

*burst into song:*
🎶 «Welcome to the #Fediverse!
Have a look around!
… »

#BoBurnham #WelcomeToTheInternet

Entdecken Sie den Text des Liedes “Welcome To The Internet” von Bo Burnham
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Check out the lyrics for the song “Welcome To The Internet” by Bo Burnham
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Entdecken Sie den Text des Liedes “Welcome To The Internet” von Bo Burnham
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Confira a letra da música “Welcome To The Internet” de Bo Burnham
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Text des Liedes “Welcome To The Internet” von Bo Burnham
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https://daletra.top/bo-burnham/liedtexte/welcome-to-the-internet.html

Wait, what?

https://tidal.com/track/189591388?u

#Music #Tidal #WelcomeToTheInternet #BoBurhnam

Entdecken Sie den Text des Liedes “Welcome To The Internet” von Bo Burnham
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Apathy's a tragedy and boredom is a crime

Anything and everything

All of the time

#WelcomeToTheInternet #BoBurnham

Apathy's a tragedy and boredom is a crime

Anything and everything

All of the time

#WelcomeToTheInternet #BoBurnham

#WelcometotheInternet

#nowplaying

Welcome to the Internet (Hazbin Hotel) - Alastor's Ver. [INSIDE]
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9Drkv9gbXDI

Original::
Welcome to the Internet - Bo Burnham (from "Inside" -- ALBUM OUT NOW)
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=k1BneeJTDcU

#welcomeToTheInternet
Welcome to the internet
Have a look around
Anything that brain of yours can think of can be found
We've got mountains of content
Some better, some worse
If none of it's of interest to you, you'd be the first

Welcome to the internet
Come and take a seat
Would you like to see the news or any famous women's feet?
There's no need to panic
This isn't a test, haha
Just nod or shake your head and we'll do the rest

Welcome to the internet
What would you prefer?
Would you like to fight for civil rights or tweet a racial slur?
Be happy
Be horny
Be bursting with rage
We got a million different ways to engage

Welcome to the internet
Put your cares aside
Here's a tip for straining pasta
Here's a nine-year-old who died
We got movies, and doctors, and fantasy sports
And a bunch of colored pencil drawings
Of all the different characters in Harry Potter fucking each other
Welcome to the internet

Hold on to your socks
'Cause a random guy just kindly sent you photos of his cock
They are grainy and off-putting
He just sent you more
Don't act surprised, you know you like it, you whore

See a man beheaded
Get offended, see a shrink
Show us pictures of your children
Tell us every thought you think
Start a rumor, buy a broom
Or send a death threat to a boomer
Or DM a girl and groom her
Do a Zoom or find a tumor in your
Here's a healthy breakfast option
You should kill your mom
Here's why women never fuck you
Here's how you can build a bomb
Which Power Ranger are you?
Take this quirky quiz
Obama sent the immigrants to vaccinate your kids

Could I interest you in everything?
All of the time?
A little bit of everything
All of the time
Apathy's a tragedy
And boredom is a crime
Anything and everything
All of the time

Could I interest you in everything?
All of the time?
A little bit of everything
All of the time
Apathy's a tragedy
And boredom is a crime
Anything and everything
All of the time

You know, it wasn't always like this

Not very long ago
Just before your time
Right before the towers fell, circa '99
This was catalogs
Travel blogs
A chat room or two
We set our sights and spent our nights
Waiting
For you, you, insatiable you
Mommy let you use her iPad
You were barely two
And it did all the things
We designed it to do

Now look at you, oh

Look at you, you, you
Unstoppable, watchable
Your time is now
Your inside's out
Honey, how you grew
And if we stick together
Who knows what we'll do
It was always the plan
To put the world in your hand

Hahaha
Could I interest you in everything?
All of the time
A bit of everything
All of the time
Apathy's a tragedy
And boredom is a crime
Anything and everything
All of the time

Could I interest you in everything?
All of the time
A little bit of everything
All of the time
Apathy's a tragedy
And boredom is a crime
Anything and everything
And anything and everything
And anything and everything
And all of the time

#nowplaying

Welcome to the Internet (Hazbin Hotel) - Alastor's Ver. [INSIDE]
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9Drkv9gbXDI

Original::
Welcome to the Internet - Bo Burnham (from "Inside" -- ALBUM OUT NOW)
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=k1BneeJTDcU

#welcomeToTheInternet
Welcome to the internet
Have a look around
Anything that brain of yours can think of can be found
We've got mountains of content
Some better, some worse
If none of it's of interest to you, you'd be the first

Welcome to the internet
Come and take a seat
Would you like to see the news or any famous women's feet?
There's no need to panic
This isn't a test, haha
Just nod or shake your head and we'll do the rest

Welcome to the internet
What would you prefer?
Would you like to fight for civil rights or tweet a racial slur?
Be happy
Be horny
Be bursting with rage
We got a million different ways to engage

Welcome to the internet
Put your cares aside
Here's a tip for straining pasta
Here's a nine-year-old who died
We got movies, and doctors, and fantasy sports
And a bunch of colored pencil drawings
Of all the different characters in Harry Potter fucking each other
Welcome to the internet

Hold on to your socks
'Cause a random guy just kindly sent you photos of his cock
They are grainy and off-putting
He just sent you more
Don't act surprised, you know you like it, you whore

See a man beheaded
Get offended, see a shrink
Show us pictures of your children
Tell us every thought you think
Start a rumor, buy a broom
Or send a death threat to a boomer
Or DM a girl and groom her
Do a Zoom or find a tumor in your
Here's a healthy breakfast option
You should kill your mom
Here's why women never fuck you
Here's how you can build a bomb
Which Power Ranger are you?
Take this quirky quiz
Obama sent the immigrants to vaccinate your kids

Could I interest you in everything?
All of the time?
A little bit of everything
All of the time
Apathy's a tragedy
And boredom is a crime
Anything and everything
All of the time

Could I interest you in everything?
All of the time?
A little bit of everything
All of the time
Apathy's a tragedy
And boredom is a crime
Anything and everything
All of the time

You know, it wasn't always like this

Not very long ago
Just before your time
Right before the towers fell, circa '99
This was catalogs
Travel blogs
A chat room or two
We set our sights and spent our nights
Waiting
For you, you, insatiable you
Mommy let you use her iPad
You were barely two
And it did all the things
We designed it to do

Now look at you, oh

Look at you, you, you
Unstoppable, watchable
Your time is now
Your inside's out
Honey, how you grew
And if we stick together
Who knows what we'll do
It was always the plan
To put the world in your hand

Hahaha
Could I interest you in everything?
All of the time
A bit of everything
All of the time
Apathy's a tragedy
And boredom is a crime
Anything and everything
All of the time

Could I interest you in everything?
All of the time
A little bit of everything
All of the time
Apathy's a tragedy
And boredom is a crime
Anything and everything
And anything and everything
And anything and everything
And all of the time

Plot Twist: Bo Burnham's "Welcome to the Internet" is not from the point of view of the Internet, that just grew to be like that;

Instead it's the point of view of surveillance capitalist Big Tech making money by systematically shortening the attention span of everyone.

#BoBurnham #WelcomeToTheInternet
#BigTech #SurveillanceCapitalism

Plot Twist: Bo Burnham's "Welcome to the Internet" is not from the point of view of the Internet, that just grew to be like that;

Instead it's the point of view of surveillance capitalist Big Tech making money by systematically shortening the attention span of everyone.

#BoBurnham #WelcomeToTheInternet
#BigTech #SurveillanceCapitalism