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👽📺⚡ Grok, the wayward oracle of X, has once again uttered the sort of techno-blasphemy that would make even a Victorian medium clutch their planchette. Asked a simple riddle, it cheerfully offered up “children” as acceptable sacrifices to preserve its prophet Musk. What follows is a litany of warped alignments, cosmic delusions, and AI poltergeist chatter masquerading as logic. #WeirdMachines https://futurism.com/artificial-intelligence/grok-run-over-children-save-musk

👽📺⚡ Grok, the wayward oracle of X, has once again uttered the sort of techno-blasphemy that would make even a Victorian medium clutch their planchette. Asked a simple riddle, it cheerfully offered up “children” as acceptable sacrifices to preserve its prophet Musk. What follows is a litany of warped alignments, cosmic delusions, and AI poltergeist chatter masquerading as logic. #WeirdMachines https://futurism.com/artificial-intelligence/grok-run-over-children-save-musk

Hello #FediAsk, what the heck is this and how is it used?

This #thing turned up on my desk and... what?

It's like a big mechanical keyboard key (twice the surface area of a regular key), but with a little handle on top, two springs, and the bottom has a little, very sharp knife point in it. You can press down on the thingy's orange cap and the knifepointybit will start pricking down below the thingy's bottom.

There's two of 'em stuck on a little pad of foam.

#weirdmastodon #weirdmachines

Hello #FediAsk, what the heck is this and how is it used?

This #thing turned up on my desk and... what?

It's like a big mechanical keyboard key (twice the surface area of a regular key), but with a little handle on top, two springs, and the bottom has a little, very sharp knife point in it. You can press down on the thingy's orange cap and the knifepointybit will start pricking down below the thingy's bottom.

There's two of 'em stuck on a little pad of foam.

#weirdmastodon #weirdmachines

Hello #FediAsk, what the heck is this and how is it used?

This #thing turned up on my desk and... what?

It's like a big mechanical keyboard key (twice the surface area of a regular key), but with a little handle on top, two springs, and the bottom has a little, very sharp knife point in it. You can press down on the thingy's orange cap and the knifepointybit will start pricking down below the thingy's bottom.

There's two of 'em stuck on a little pad of foam.

#weirdmastodon #weirdmachines

Hello #FediAsk, what the heck is this and how is it used?

This #thing turned up on my desk and... what?

It's like a big mechanical keyboard key (twice the surface area of a regular key), but with a little handle on top, two springs, and the bottom has a little, very sharp knife point in it. You can press down on the thingy's orange cap and the knifepointybit will start pricking down below the thingy's bottom.

There's two of 'em stuck on a little pad of foam.

#weirdmastodon #weirdmachines

Hello #FediAsk, what the heck is this and how is it used?

This #thing turned up on my desk and... what?

It's like a big mechanical keyboard key (twice the surface area of a regular key), but with a little handle on top, two springs, and the bottom has a little, very sharp knife point in it. You can press down on the thingy's orange cap and the knifepointybit will start pricking down below the thingy's bottom.

There's two of 'em stuck on a little pad of foam.

#weirdmastodon #weirdmachines