#ttrpgquotes — Public Fediverse posts

QsotN:

"He's like 26-owls suspicious. As many as 27 owls suspicious."

"I turn into a badger and attack Tough 3."
"Assault and badgery!"

"Tough 3 is between a rock and a hard place … "
"AND I'M BOTH."

"I'm not leaving my mummy behind. Who's going to carry my stuff?"

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QotN: "Inge kicks open the door of the outhouse. Bonus action Rage."

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"We can't just pull a helpless animal from a bag and send it to its death!"
"We can catch an alive squirrel and throw it at the thing, but I think that would be worse."

"What am I gonna do, aim a weasel at it?"

"Hurry up before we name it!"
"Egg has already named it 'Steve.' It's too late."

"How does the device feel now?"
"Do you touch it?"
"Just a second, let me pull out another badger."

"Did you ask any follow-up questions?"
"No, I was CRYING OVER STEVE."

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QsotN:

'Discharge energy'? Any of you magic people know what that means?"
"In my experience, a 'discharge' is when you shout insults while running at your opponent."
"As a cleric, I find 'discharge' usually means something gross."
"OK, I see you all have low Intelligence."

" … So I say we throw something at it to discharge the energy."
"I'm going to go hide in the outhouse."

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QotN:

"Why don't we pick it up, again?"
"It blows people up."
"Can't we give it to the mummy?"
"Excuse me, he's not here to be blown up for your convenience. He's here to carry my stuff, and I think he might be good at killing people. I'm not sure. I haven't given it a try yet."

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QsotN:

"Does she know that the guy exploded himself? Is she checking to see if he's still exploded?"

"I'm pretty sure curses cancel each other out. You can't be DOUBLE-cursed."

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QsotN:

"Is there a rule that says a mummy can't play basketball?"

"And you had an axe."
"I had a mace, but it wasn't gonna cut it."

"It's not Lonelywood anymore. It's Friendshipwood now."

"Ours is not to reason why. Ours is but to make things die."

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QsotN:

"Can we cast speak with dead? I really need to tell her we killed her moose."

"Not only am I not disparaging the plant, I'm also not tearing pieces of it off and eating them."

"Thanks for desecrating some graves with me!"

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QotN:

"It said something about having a mistress."
"Not in a sexy way."
"A moosetress!"
"Does this mean we solved a moostery?"

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QsotN:

"Big, white and cunning is the moose."

"It's a wild moose chase."

"Wolves do not waffle. Wolves ATTACK! [rolls poorly] Wolves may not waffle, but they don't know where their limbs are."

"It's cold and dark and we're level 4."

"Personally, I've always wanted to kill a magic protector of the woods." #DnD #TTRPGQuotes

QsotN:

"Slap of guidance!"

"Maybe they're just normal nuisances, like badgers."

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QsotN:

"You've got those goats doing choreography!"

"Honestly, it'd be kind of an experimental piece."
"That's OK. I kind of think of myself as that."

"I've got a quarterstaff. Do you want my quarterstaff?"
"What brand is it?" #DnD #TTRPGQuotes

QsotN:

"How much could a battleaxe cost, 10 gp?"
(DM flips through PH) "In fact, yes."

"Guys, this is dangerous. We should just sell oats. You want oats, we've got oats."

"I WANT to do it, but I think it's not a GOOD IDEA to do it, but I also think it's boring NOT to do it."

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QotN: "So many of these adventures seem to be rescuing the townspeople from sobriety."

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QotN:

"I've gone most of my life without having my head ripped off … "
"You want to … TRY that?"

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Guten Morgen!
Heute geht es weiter in der Borbarad-Kampagne. Die Schlacht auf den Vallusanischen Weiden ist geschlagen, aber der Krieg geht weiter!
Schönes WE euch allen!
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QsotN:

"Is this a sacrifice town?"
"This is a town that sacrifices food, not people."
"I could sacrifice the heck out of a knucklehead trout."

"We could take this fortress. Could we take this fortress?"
"Wait, I thought you were a waitress?"
" … Just a joke."

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QsotN:

"I promise you, you don't want to try to put a weasel on a fishhook."

"Like I always said, fish and porridge is better than piss and forage." #DnD #TTRPGQuotes

QsotN:

"I am calling all boars 'Steve.' These are Steve No. 2 and 3."

"Goblin 4 is no more, but goblin 5 is still alive."

"Don't talk dirty to the polar bear. Just yet."
"That's only if I get into Wild Shape."

"Did you KILL one of the Steves?"
"They're fungible boars." #DnD #TTRPGQuotes