#teengirlsquad — Public Fediverse posts
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[Episode 2]
"Wow. So-and-So has four babies now!"
"Can you believe it?"
"I feel so old."
"My biological clock is ticking!"
<tick. tick. tick. tick.>"And I still don't have a job."
"But you went to college!"
"I know!!"
"What was your degree?"
"Well, they wouldn't let me major in cheerleading... so I studied Marine Biology!"
"Whoaaaa! That's so cool."
"I have a Ph.D. in philosophy."
"I went to community college."
"For some reason, I just can't find any jobs in my career!"[[[ LAND LOCKED. ]]]
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"Hello, Mr. Executive. Do you need a trophy wife?"
"... Hmm. Hmmmmmm. Hmm. Actually, I'm looking for a girl with a little bit more bling. Like her."
[REJECTION]"Hey guys! Look at all my bling!!!"
"Wow! Where did you learn to hack computers so good?"
"It's easy! I just put all my savings into cryptocurrency!"
"Wow!"
beebeebeebeep.
beebeebeebeep.
"Oh no! The market crashed! I lost allll my money!"
[NFT'd!!!!]"Hello, miss. I couldn't help but notice all your bling. Would you like to be my trophy wife?"
"Hmmmm. Ok!"BABIES.
BABIES.
BABIES.
BABIESIt's over!!!!!
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Maybe a weird question but does anyone have like...KIDS who are really into Homestar Runner, like maybe you shared it with them and they love it?
I ask because I have both a Teen Girl Squad and a Homsar shirt that I got in middle/high school that are both tiny as fuck (they are both smalls, I think the TGS one a women's small, and I think they shrunk over time) and I feel like only a kid is gonna fit into them. I don't think 99% of the Homestar generation could fit in them at this point. But it would be cool if they could go to someone who would love them before I toss them on ebay.
