#stonecoldfucknuts — Public Fediverse posts

"Shrimp sold at Walmart may be radioactive, FDA warns Shrimp sold at Walmart may be radioactive"

I was wondering just what the hell Tulsi Gabbard's been eating to distort her mind. Now I know. She's got a secret stash of xray shrimp, and been eating it for about 6 or 7 years now. Someone, turn off the lights to see if she glows in the dark, or tries to contact the hidden extraterrestrial mother ship. 😜

#republicans #deranged #stonecoldfucknuts

https://www.wbay.com/2025/08/19/shrimp-sold-walmart-may-be-radioactive-fda-warns/

"Shrimp sold at Walmart may be radioactive, FDA warns Shrimp sold at Walmart may be radioactive"

I was wondering just what the hell Tulsi Gabbard's been eating to distort her mind. Now I know. She's got a secret stash of tax shrimp, and been eating it for about 6 or 7 years now. Someone, turn off the lights to see if she glows in the dark, or tries to contact the hidden extraterrestrial mother ship. 😜

#republicans #deranged #stonecoldfucknuts

https://www.wbay.com/2025/08/19/shrimp-sold-walmart-may-be-radioactive-fda-warns/

"Shrimp sold at Walmart may be radioactive, FDA warns Shrimp sold at Walmart may be radioactive"

I was wondering just what the hell Tulsi Gabbard's been eating to distort her mind. Now I know. She's got a secret stash of xray shrimp, and been eating it for about 6 or 7 years now. Someone, turn off the lights to see if she glows in the dark, or tries to contact the hidden extraterrestrial mother ship. 😜

#republicans #deranged #stonecoldfucknuts

https://www.wbay.com/2025/08/19/shrimp-sold-walmart-may-be-radioactive-fda-warns/

"Shrimp sold at Walmart may be radioactive, FDA warns Shrimp sold at Walmart may be radioactive"

I was wondering just what the hell Tulsi Gabbard's been eating to distort her mind. Now I know. She's got a secret stash of xray shrimp, and been eating it for about 6 or 7 years now. Someone, turn off the lights to see if she glows in the dark, or tries to contact the hidden extraterrestrial mother ship. 😜

#republicans #deranged #stonecoldfucknuts

https://www.wbay.com/2025/08/19/shrimp-sold-walmart-may-be-radioactive-fda-warns/

"Shrimp sold at Walmart may be radioactive, FDA warns Shrimp sold at Walmart may be radioactive"

I was wondering just what the hell Tulsi Gabbard's been eating to distort her mind. Now I know. She's got a secret stash of xray shrimp, and been eating it for about 6 or 7 years now. Someone, turn off the lights to see if she glows in the dark, or tries to contact the hidden extraterrestrial mother ship. 😜

#republicans #deranged #stonecoldfucknuts

https://www.wbay.com/2025/08/19/shrimp-sold-walmart-may-be-radioactive-fda-warns/