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  1. Every week, #FOTUS finds himself stepping in a larger sh*t pile than the week before.....

    #StableGenius

  2. Trump: Open the Strait.

    Iran: Stop bombing us.

    Trump: Open the effing Strait.

    Iran: Lets find a way out of this situation.

    Trump: I am going to close the Strait.

    Iran: What?…OK.

    #trump #illegalwar #stablegenius #uspol #orangeidiot #uspol

  3. Commander in Chief general Tantrum demanded that Iran lift the blockade of the Strait of Hormuz, but they told him to shove it up his ass.

    In a brilliant move the stable genius came up with the solution: the US will now also block it 💪

    Agent Orange wrote:
    Effective immediately, the United States Navy, the Finest in the World, will begin the process of BLOCKADING any and all Ships trying to enter, or leave, the Strait of Hormuz.


    That's right, two negatives make a positive. Eat that, Iran!

    #USpol #NSGOP #AgentOrange #fascist #Iran #StableGenius
  4. #NPR’s Up First podcast this morning:

    “Fox news asked Trump directly what does winning this war look like?…

    He said the US already won the war…militarily.

    Then he went on a 5 minute weave that included: insults for 2 top democrat leaders; complaints about election being stolen in 2020; discussion how much he dislikes Fox news polls; the success of the operation in Venezuela was; more about polls; ending with saying he’s protecting America from lunatics with nuclear weapons. Early in that cabinet meeting he also spent 3 mins and 27 seconds talking about how Sharpie pens are cheaper and better than the fancier ball point pens used by previous Presidents.

    All this while America is at war and the average price of a gallon of gas is bumping up to about $4 / gallon.”

    #stablegenius #nursinghome #uspol

  5. CW: Satire - US Politics

    "Soon you will die Mr Bond, but first I must divulge the full details of my evil plan."

    Trump threatens huge attack if Iran does not reopen strait of Hormuz within 48 hours

    theguardian.com/world/live/202

    #StableGenius #USPol #TrumpsWar

  6. The concept seems straightforward: "We bomb you until you embrace our way of life. Except that you can't have the bomb. And you can't come to live with us. Oh did we mention we have a king for you?"
    #Iran #StableGenius

  7. #DonaldTheDeplorable #Trump is flummoxed by #MarkCarney negotiating #TradeDeals to sell lumber from #Canada to #Europe and #China and skirt #TrumpTaxes aka #Tariffs which will significantly increase home construction costs in the #UnitedStates. pbs.org/newshour/politics/watc

    So the #StableGenius ‘doubled-down’ and said “I *want* to drive housing prices up!”, even though it will greatly exacerbate the #affordability crisis, which he says is a “hoax”! 😂

    #Resist #kakistocracy in #USpol.

  8. #DonaldTheDeplorable #Trump is flummoxed by #MarkCarney negotiating #TradeDeals to sell lumber from #Canada to #Europe and #China and skirt #TrumpTaxes aka #Tariffs which will significantly increase home construction costs in the #UnitedStates. pbs.org/newshour/politics/watc

    So the #StableGenius ‘doubled-down’ and said “I *want* to drive housing prices up!”, even though it will greatly exacerbate the #affordability crisis, which he says is a “hoax”! 😂

    #Resist #kakistocracy in #USpol.

  9. #DonaldTheDeplorable #Trump is flummoxed by #MarkCarney negotiating #TradeDeals to sell lumber from #Canada to #Europe and #China and skirt #TrumpTaxes aka #Tariffs which will significantly increase home construction costs in the #UnitedStates. pbs.org/newshour/politics/watc

    So the #StableGenius ‘doubled-down’ and said “I *want* to drive housing prices up!”, even though it will greatly exacerbate the #affordability crisis, which he says is a “hoax”! 😂

    #Resist #kakistocracy in #USpol.

  10. #DonaldTheDeplorable #Trump is flummoxed by #MarkCarney negotiating #TradeDeals to sell lumber from #Canada to #Europe and #China and skirt #TrumpTaxes aka #Tariffs which will significantly increase home construction costs in the #UnitedStates. pbs.org/newshour/politics/watc

    So the #StableGenius ‘doubled-down’ and said “I *want* to drive housing prices up!”, even though it will greatly exacerbate the #affordability crisis, which he says is a “hoax”! 😂

    #Resist #kakistocracy in #USpol.

  11. #DonaldTheDeplorable #Trump is flummoxed by #MarkCarney negotiating #TradeDeals to sell lumber from #Canada to #Europe and #China and skirt #TrumpTaxes aka #Tariffs which will significantly increase home construction costs in the #UnitedStates. pbs.org/newshour/politics/watc

    So the #StableGenius ‘doubled-down’ and said “I *want* to drive housing prices up!”, even though it will greatly exacerbate the #affordability crisis, which he says is a “hoax”! 😂

    #Resist #kakistocracy in #USpol.

  12. #StableGenius #DonaldTheDeplorable #Trump will double-down with his #Davos#truth telling’ when he gives the first #SOTU address to the #DoNothingCongress during #AmericanCarnage2.0: “You’d all be speaking English if #American Patriots hadn’t won the Revolutionary War!” 😂

  13. “I mean, (#soccer ) is #football , there’s no question about it. We have to come up with another name for the #NFL stuff. It really doesn’t make sense when you think about it.” - #StableGenius #DonaldTrump sports.yahoo.com/articles/dona

    #FIFA #WorldCup #Idiocracy #USpol

  14. !!! NOTE: "Anuses Be Gilt" is an anagram of "Stable Genius" !!!

    Repeating since this was buried in a previous toot. This strikes me as a little on-the-nose, even for this 2025 Year Of Our Hellscape.

    It also strikes me that "Gold-Plated Assholes" would be a good name for a certain type of band.

    #StableGenius #AnusesBeGilt #anuses #gilt #anus #asshole #assholes #gold #GoldPlatedAssholes #band #NameForABand #BandName #golden #classy

  15. !!! NOTE: "Anuses Be Gilt" is an anagram of "Stable Genius" !!!

    Repeating since this was buried in a previous toot. This strikes me as a little on-the-nose, even for this 2025 Year Of Our Hellscape.

    It also strikes me that "Gold-Plated Assholes" would be a good name for a certain type of band.

    #StableGenius #AnusesBeGilt #anuses #gilt #anus #asshole #assholes #gold #GoldPlatedAssholes #band #NameForABand #BandName #golden #classy

  16. !!! NOTE: "Anuses Be Gilt" is an anagram of "Stable Genius" !!!

    Repeating since this was buried in a previous toot. This strikes me as a little on-the-nose, even for this 2025 Year Of Our Hellscape.

    It also strikes me that "Gold-Plated Assholes" would be a good name for a certain type of band.

    #StableGenius #AnusesBeGilt #anuses #gilt #anus #asshole #assholes #gold #GoldPlatedAssholes #band #NameForABand #BandName #golden #classy

  17. !!! NOTE: "Anuses Be Gilt" is an anagram of "Stable Genius" !!!

    Repeating since this was buried in a previous toot. This strikes me as a little on-the-nose, even for this 2025 Year Of Our Hellscape.

    It also strikes me that "Gold-Plated Assholes" would be a good name for a certain type of band.

    #StableGenius #AnusesBeGilt #anuses #gilt #anus #asshole #assholes #gold #GoldPlatedAssholes #band #NameForABand #BandName #golden #classy

  18. !!! NOTE: "Anuses Be Gilt" is an anagram of "Stable Genius" !!!

    Repeating since this was buried in a previous toot. This strikes me as a little on-the-nose, even for this 2025 Year Of Our Hellscape.

    It also strikes me that "Gold-Plated Assholes" would be a good name for a certain type of band.

    #StableGenius #AnusesBeGilt #anuses #gilt #anus #asshole #assholes #gold #GoldPlatedAssholes #band #NameForABand #BandName #golden #classy

  19. @Greengordon @raymondpert

    Yup, total horseshit.

    Why? I don't know which flunky is playing Trump's Brain this week, but whoever it is must have choked on a maple sugar candy as a child, or had their wife run off with a Canadian politician or something.

    #TrumpsBrain #flunky #addled #StableGenius

  20. @Greengordon @raymondpert

    Yup, total horseshit.

    Why? I don't know which flunky is playing Trump's Brain this week, but whoever it is must have choked on a maple sugar candy as a child, or had their wife run off with a Canadian politician or something.

    #TrumpsBrain #flunky #addled #StableGenius

  21. @Greengordon @raymondpert

    Yup, total horseshit.

    Why? I don't know which flunky is playing Trump's Brain this week, but whoever it is must have choked on a maple sugar candy as a child, or had their wife run off with a Canadian politician or something.

    #TrumpsBrain #flunky #addled #StableGenius

  22. @Greengordon @raymondpert

    Yup, total horseshit.

    Why? I don't know which flunky is playing Trump's Brain this week, but whoever it is must have choked on a maple sugar candy as a child, or had their wife run off with a Canadian politician or something.

    #TrumpsBrain #flunky #addled #StableGenius

  23. @Greengordon @raymondpert

    Yup, total horseshit.

    Why? I don't know which flunky is playing Trump's Brain this week, but whoever it is must have choked on a maple sugar candy as a child, or had their wife run off with a Canadian politician or something.

    #TrumpsBrain #flunky #addled #StableGenius

  24. During the #2024election #NickOfferman sang “Proud to be a Kamala man” to parody the stale #MAGA anthem “Proud to be an American” by one-hit-wonder Lee Greenwood.

    He continues to taunt #DonaldTheDeplorable with cutting analysis of the #math skills of the #StableGenius #POTUS who cheated his was into and to graduation from the Wharton School of Business at #UPenn. huffpost.com/entry/daily-show-

    #NationalParks #SaveAmerica #8647now

  25. The #TrumpTaxes that #DonaldTheDeplorable calls ‘reciprocal’ #tariffs are what you’d expect from a #StableGenius that an #Economics professor at #UPenn said was “the dumbest goddam student I ever had!”

    #Resist and #DoNotComply.

  26. What #UnitedStates Senator from #Alabama , #TommyTraitorville did to #American #military readiness, #Alabama Governor and #StableGenius #KayIvey just did to #economic #development in her state!
    👀 👉 huffpost.com/entry/alabama-law

    If #MAGA is the ‘Stupidity League’ of the #USA. To move up in the rankings you have to prove your stupidity beyond a doubt! 🤷🏻‍♂️

    #WWG1WGA is true, so #VoteBlue to #SaveAmerica 🇺🇸 from stupid people!