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🚀 Behold, NVIDIA's latest buzzword salad: the #Nemotron 3.5 Lightning! This Frankenstein's monster of tech jargon throws every trendy term at the wall like #spaghetti, hoping something sticks. 🍝 If you enjoy deciphering cryptic crossword clues, this one's for you! 🤖
https://huggingface.co/nvidia/NVIDIA-Nemotron-3.5-Lightning-30B-A3B-NVFP4 #NVIDIA #Lightning #techbuzzword #crypticcrossword #HackerNews #ngated -
🚀 Behold, NVIDIA's latest buzzword salad: the #Nemotron 3.5 Lightning! This Frankenstein's monster of tech jargon throws every trendy term at the wall like #spaghetti, hoping something sticks. 🍝 If you enjoy deciphering cryptic crossword clues, this one's for you! 🤖
https://huggingface.co/nvidia/NVIDIA-Nemotron-3.5-Lightning-30B-A3B-NVFP4 #NVIDIA #Lightning #techbuzzword #crypticcrossword #HackerNews #ngated -
When I was a freshman in high school (around fourteen years of age, for non-Americans), my friend and I determined that a phenomenal yet harmless prank to pull would be to take his mom’s leftover spaghetti in red sauce and distribute it through the school sealed inside condoms. Through the most epic of best-three-out-of-five rock-paper-scissors battles, I was determined to be the woeful one who had to purchase the condoms.
Now, I was fourteen, and I was even more outwardly autistic and socially unaware than I am now; this was before I underwent any kind of voluntary CBT to rectify that. As I biked up to the local pharmacy to make my purchase, I realized that I could possibly be mistaken for a promiscuous teen—and I didn’t want that, as I’m a totally responsible Christian boy. Once I found the cheapest condoms I could buy, and walked up the counter, I felt compelled to clarify to the clerk, who would otherwise be so misinformed as to my motive: “Oh, that’s for spaghetti.”
Even at that time in my journey towards limited social aptitude, I immediately realized: I’m a fucking idiot. The clerk who likely would’ve thought nothing of it aside from a brief “lol this kid defs ain’t pullin’ bitches” now has a perplexed, bewildered yet all muted expression, apparently trying to process what sin I’m committing with such a combination. I turned an otherwise uneventful transaction into something that’s certainly seared into both of our minds, and I’ll never let myself down for it.
Anyway, my friend only had enough spaghetti for one condom, so, the next day, we placed it in the bathroom by the gymnasium. It quietly disappeared and we never heard of it since.
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When I was a freshman in high school (around fourteen years of age, for non-Americans), my friend and I determined that a phenomenal yet harmless prank to pull would be to take his mom’s leftover spaghetti in red sauce and distribute it through the school sealed inside condoms. Through the most epic of best-three-out-of-five rock-paper-scissors battles, I was determined to be the woeful one who had to purchase the condoms.
Now, I was fourteen, and I was even more outwardly autistic and socially unaware than I am now; this was before I underwent any kind of voluntary CBT to rectify that. As I biked up to the local pharmacy to make my purchase, I realized that I could possibly be mistaken for a promiscuous teen—and I didn’t want that, as I’m a totally responsible Christian boy. Once I found the cheapest condoms I could buy, and walked up the counter, I felt compelled to clarify to the clerk, who would otherwise be so misinformed as to my motive: “Oh, that’s for spaghetti.”
Even at that time in my journey towards limited social aptitude, I immediately realized: I’m a fucking idiot. The clerk who likely would’ve thought nothing of it aside from a brief “lol this kid defs ain’t pullin’ bitches” now has a perplexed, bewildered yet all muted expression, apparently trying to process what sin I’m committing with such a combination. I turned an otherwise uneventful transaction into something that’s certainly seared into both of our minds, and I’ll never let myself down for it.
Anyway, my friend only had enough spaghetti for one condom, so, the next day, we placed it in the bathroom by the gymnasium. It quietly disappeared and we never heard of it since.
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Spaghetti Carbonara, Fuso, Milk Market, Denver, Colorado
http://welchwrite.com/blog/2026/08/02/carbonara/
#denver #food #italian #fuso #spaghetti #travel #milkmarket #foodhall
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Spaghetti Carbonara, Fuso, Milk Market, Denver, Colorado
http://welchwrite.com/blog/2026/08/02/carbonara/
#denver #food #italian #fuso #spaghetti #travel #milkmarket #foodhall
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https://www.alojapan.com/1518358/japanese-street-food-pig-tongue-and-pork-belly-spaghetti-carbonara-okinawa-japan/ Japanese Street Food – PIG TONGUE AND PORK BELLY Spaghetti Carbonara Okinawa Japan #carbonara #food #ham #Japan #JapanStreetFood #JapaneseFood #JapaneseStreetFood #Okinawa #pasta #PigTongue #pork #PorkBelly #PorkTongue #spaghetti #StreetFood #TokyoStreetFood Japanese Street Food – PIG TONGUE AND PORK BELLY Spaghetti Carbonara Okinawa Japan
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#FotoVorschlag | 'Kleine Alltagshelfer'
— Auszug aus „Kochgeschirr“ (2011)#FotoVorschlag #fotografie #fotostudio #zurich #schweiz #cookware #studiofotografie #makro #makromittwoch #produktfotografie #design #designart #glanz #spaghetti #kochen #kuche #alltag #Haushalt #produktivitat #monochrom #nikon #nikond4 #photography #photostudio #switzerland #studiophotography #closeup #macro #ProductPhotography #gloss #cooking #kitchen #everydaylife #household #productivity #monochrome #kochgeschirr
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#FotoVorschlag | 'Kleine Alltagshelfer'
— Auszug aus „Kochgeschirr“ (2011)#FotoVorschlag #fotografie #fotostudio #zurich #schweiz #cookware #studiofotografie #makro #makromittwoch #produktfotografie #design #designart #glanz #spaghetti #kochen #kuche #alltag #Haushalt #produktivitat #monochrom #nikon #nikond4 #photography #photostudio #switzerland #studiophotography #closeup #macro #ProductPhotography #gloss #cooking #kitchen #everydaylife #household #productivity #monochrome #kochgeschirr
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CW: food
Poll for the Bowl...
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CW: food
Poll for the Bowl...
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CW: food
Let's see whether my followers also appreciate non-technical content as well... ;-P
Question is...
- Vegan
- Vegetarian
- Egg, Bacon, and Cheese(poll in the next toot. ;-P) #food #vegan #vegetarian #spaghetti
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CW: food
Let's see whether my followers also appreciate non-technical content as well... ;-P
Question is...
- Vegan
- Vegetarian
- Egg, Bacon, and Cheese(poll in the next toot. ;-P) #food #vegan #vegetarian #spaghetti
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Go To This Beach Club In Portonovo, Italy Solely For This Pasta Dish
Spiaggia Bonetti’s wild mussel spaghetti. Jenn Rice/Spiaggia Bonetti Okay, also for the beach too. Was it worth …
#dining #cooking #diet #food #Italiancuisine #BaiadiPortonovo #Italia #Italian #italiancuisine #italiano #italy #Italybeach #marché #Marchecoast #Portonovo #Spaghetti #Spiaggia #SpiaggiaBonetti #wildmussels
https://www.diningandcooking.com/2731126/go-to-this-beach-club-in-portonovo-italy-solely-for-this-pasta-dish/ -
Go To This Beach Club In Portonovo, Italy Solely For This Pasta Dish
Spiaggia Bonetti’s wild mussel spaghetti. Jenn Rice/Spiaggia Bonetti Okay, also for the beach too. Was it worth …
#dining #cooking #diet #food #Italiancuisine #BaiadiPortonovo #Italia #Italian #italiancuisine #italiano #italy #Italybeach #marché #Marchecoast #Portonovo #Spaghetti #Spiaggia #SpiaggiaBonetti #wildmussels
https://www.diningandcooking.com/2731126/go-to-this-beach-club-in-portonovo-italy-solely-for-this-pasta-dish/ -
Go To This Beach Club In Portonovo, Italy Solely For This Pasta Dish https://www.diningandcooking.com/2731126/go-to-this-beach-club-in-portonovo-italy-solely-for-this-pasta-dish/ #BaiaDiPortonovo #Italia #Italian #ItalianCuisine #italiano #italy #ItalyBeach #marché #MarcheCoast #Portonovo #Spaghetti #Spiaggia #SpiaggiaBonetti #WildMussels
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Go To This Beach Club In Portonovo, Italy Solely For This Pasta Dish https://www.diningandcooking.com/2731126/go-to-this-beach-club-in-portonovo-italy-solely-for-this-pasta-dish/ #BaiaDiPortonovo #Italia #Italian #ItalianCuisine #italiano #italy #ItalyBeach #marché #MarcheCoast #Portonovo #Spaghetti #Spiaggia #SpiaggiaBonetti #WildMussels
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🤦♂️ Oh, the grand revelation of 2026: readonly properties are the new scapegoats for your atrocious code performance! 🚀💥 It seems the groundbreaking discovery is that your #spaghetti code is the real villain, not some innocent property minding its own business. 😂👀
https://shub.club/writings/2026/july/check-your-scrollheight/ #codeperformance #readonlyproperties #codevillain #techhumor #HackerNews #ngated -
🤦♂️ Oh, the grand revelation of 2026: readonly properties are the new scapegoats for your atrocious code performance! 🚀💥 It seems the groundbreaking discovery is that your #spaghetti code is the real villain, not some innocent property minding its own business. 😂👀
https://shub.club/writings/2026/july/check-your-scrollheight/ #codeperformance #readonlyproperties #codevillain #techhumor #HackerNews #ngated -
És a mai vacsi... nagyszerű, finom mint mindig!
Másolható hashtag-blokk Mastodonhoz:
#FoodPhotography #FoodPhoto #Pasta #Spaghetti #PastaLovers #SpaghettiLovers #TomatoPasta #CornPasta #SweetCorn #TomatoSauce #VegetarianFood #VegetarianMeal #MeatlessMeal #ComfortFood #CozyFood #HomeCooking #HomemadeFood #SimpleFood #EasyMeal #Dinner #Lunch #DinnerIdeas #LunchIdeas #ItalianInspired #TastyFood #DeliciousFood #FoodLovers #Foodie #Herbs #CulinaryPhotography #FoodStyling #CloseUpPhotography #MobilePhotography #ShallowDepthOfField #Bokeh #StillLifePhotography #WarmColors #FoodInspiration #EverydayFood #CasualDining #food
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És a mai vacsi... nagyszerű, finom mint mindig!
Másolható hashtag-blokk Mastodonhoz:
#FoodPhotography #FoodPhoto #Pasta #Spaghetti #PastaLovers #SpaghettiLovers #TomatoPasta #CornPasta #SweetCorn #TomatoSauce #VegetarianFood #VegetarianMeal #MeatlessMeal #ComfortFood #CozyFood #HomeCooking #HomemadeFood #SimpleFood #EasyMeal #Dinner #Lunch #DinnerIdeas #LunchIdeas #ItalianInspired #TastyFood #DeliciousFood #FoodLovers #Foodie #Herbs #CulinaryPhotography #FoodStyling #CloseUpPhotography #MobilePhotography #ShallowDepthOfField #Bokeh #StillLifePhotography #WarmColors #FoodInspiration #EverydayFood #CasualDining #food
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the only sardine pasta recipe u need this summer #shorts https://www.diningandcooking.com/2721673/the-only-sardine-pasta-recipe-u-need-this-summer-shorts/ #EasyPasta #HowToMakeFishPasta #Italian #ItalianDiet #ItalianFood #ItalianFoodRecipes #ItalianRecipes #italy #PastaRecipe #Sardine #SardinePastaRecipe #Spaghetti #SummerRecipe
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the only sardine pasta recipe u need this summer #shorts https://www.diningandcooking.com/2721673/the-only-sardine-pasta-recipe-u-need-this-summer-shorts/ #EasyPasta #HowToMakeFishPasta #Italian #ItalianDiet #ItalianFood #ItalianFoodRecipes #ItalianRecipes #italy #PastaRecipe #Sardine #SardinePastaRecipe #Spaghetti #SummerRecipe
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Der dicke Radler ist inzwischen in #Bernburg angekommen und die #Spaghetti kochen gerade
Habe den Tag größtenteils ohne #Regen überstanden. Bin ziemlich zufrieden wie das gelaufen ist und jetzt geht’s ein kleines Stück an der #Saale entlang. Also morgen dann.
Bin gerade absolut mit mir und der kleinen Welt um mich zufrieden.
#gravelHummel #bummelGravel #abInDenWesten #rde #radwegDeutscheEinheit #elbe #elbRadweg #bikepacking #zeltGedanken
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Der dicke Radler ist inzwischen in #Bernburg angekommen und die #Spaghetti kochen gerade
Habe den Tag größtenteils ohne #Regen überstanden. Bin ziemlich zufrieden wie das gelaufen ist und jetzt geht’s ein kleines Stück an der #Saale entlang. Also morgen dann.
Bin gerade absolut mit mir und der kleinen Welt um mich zufrieden.
#gravelHummel #bummelGravel #abInDenWesten #rde #radwegDeutscheEinheit #elbe #elbRadweg #bikepacking #zeltGedanken
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🚀 Oh, joy! Another #open-source "revolution" that promises to turn your #spaghetti #code into a Michelin-starred masterpiece 🍝✨. Naturally, it’s on #GitHub, because where else would you go to drown in #buzzwords and pretend your code is secure? 🙄
https://github.com/deepreinforce-ai/Ornith-1 #revolution #software #development #HackerNews #ngated -
🚀 Oh, joy! Another #open-source "revolution" that promises to turn your #spaghetti #code into a Michelin-starred masterpiece 🍝✨. Naturally, it’s on #GitHub, because where else would you go to drown in #buzzwords and pretend your code is secure? 🙄
https://github.com/deepreinforce-ai/Ornith-1 #revolution #software #development #HackerNews #ngated -
Oh, look! Another riveting episode of "We Can Build a Super #AI But Can't Handle File Exclusions" drama! 🎭 GitHub's #OpenAI #Codex users are still twiddling their thumbs waiting for a way to hide their top-secret #cat #memes from the all-seeing AI. 🚫🔍 Because who needs #privacy when you have AI to write your #spaghetti code? 🍝🖥️
https://github.com/openai/codex/issues/2847 #GitHub #code #HackerNews #ngated -
Oh, look! Another riveting episode of "We Can Build a Super #AI But Can't Handle File Exclusions" drama! 🎭 GitHub's #OpenAI #Codex users are still twiddling their thumbs waiting for a way to hide their top-secret #cat #memes from the all-seeing AI. 🚫🔍 Because who needs #privacy when you have AI to write your #spaghetti code? 🍝🖥️
https://github.com/openai/codex/issues/2847 #GitHub #code #HackerNews #ngated -
How a popular spaghetti dish is threatening Italy’s marine ecosystem https://news.mongabay.com/2026/06/how-a-popular-spaghetti-dish-is-threatening-italys-marine-ecosystem/
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How a popular spaghetti dish is threatening Italy’s marine ecosystem https://news.mongabay.com/2026/06/how-a-popular-spaghetti-dish-is-threatening-italys-marine-ecosystem/
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Ah yes, the thrilling escapades of an engineer discovering that "computed gotos" exist 😱. Apparently, turning your #code into unreadable #spaghetti is the new black in 2012! 🌟 Because nothing says "I'm a modern software developer" like a journey back to the days of assembly language. 🙃
https://eli.thegreenplace.net/2012/07/12/computed-goto-for-efficient-dispatch-tables #computedgotos #softwaredevelopment #engineering #humor #HackerNews #ngated -
Ah yes, the thrilling escapades of an engineer discovering that "computed gotos" exist 😱. Apparently, turning your #code into unreadable #spaghetti is the new black in 2012! 🌟 Because nothing says "I'm a modern software developer" like a journey back to the days of assembly language. 🙃
https://eli.thegreenplace.net/2012/07/12/computed-goto-for-efficient-dispatch-tables #computedgotos #softwaredevelopment #engineering #humor #HackerNews #ngated -
💁🏻♀️ TIL: 🍝🤌 A sea urchin #pasta craze is fueling illegal nighttime #poaching in #Naples’ #Gaiola Underwater Park.
Marine biologists found that poachers strip up to 17% of the park’s purple #urchins in one night – removing a #keystonespecies that keeps algal growth in check and supports #predator #fish populations. The trade is entirely black market in #Campania, with scientists calling for a nationwide harvest moratorium.
#seaurchins #italy #marinelife #conservation #overfishing #ocean #ecosystem #marinebiology #fishing #spaghetti #seafood #biodiversity #science
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💁🏻♀️ TIL: 🍝🤌 A sea urchin #pasta craze is fueling illegal nighttime #poaching in #Naples’ #Gaiola Underwater Park.
Marine biologists found that poachers strip up to 17% of the park’s purple #urchins in one night – removing a #keystonespecies that keeps algal growth in check and supports #predator #fish populations. The trade is entirely black market in #Campania, with scientists calling for a nationwide harvest moratorium.
#seaurchins #italy #marinelife #conservation #overfishing #ocean #ecosystem #marinebiology #fishing #spaghetti #seafood #biodiversity #science
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Ah, the classic tale of a wannabe coder who just discovered that CPUs aren't magic wands that turn #spaghetti #code into lightning-fast algorithms. 🧙♂️✨ Maybe next time, read a book on #memory #hierarchy before blaming the poor #CPU for your abysmal #programming #skills. 📚🤦♂️
https://prawns.dev/blogs/memory-wall #coding #struggles #HackerNews #ngated -
Ah, the classic tale of a wannabe coder who just discovered that CPUs aren't magic wands that turn #spaghetti #code into lightning-fast algorithms. 🧙♂️✨ Maybe next time, read a book on #memory #hierarchy before blaming the poor #CPU for your abysmal #programming #skills. 📚🤦♂️
https://prawns.dev/blogs/memory-wall #coding #struggles #HackerNews #ngated -
🍿 Oh look, another list of "deep" #programming musings to make you feel smart while you struggle with your latest bug! 🙄 Because who doesn't love the old "one man's constant" chestnut when they're knee-deep in #spaghetti #code 🍝? Remember folks, sprinkle some #syntactic #sugar on your code and watch as your semicolons self-destruct! 💥
https://www.cs.yale.edu/homes/perlis-alan/quotes.html #humor #coding #struggles #developer #life #HackerNews #ngated -
🍿 Oh look, another list of "deep" #programming musings to make you feel smart while you struggle with your latest bug! 🙄 Because who doesn't love the old "one man's constant" chestnut when they're knee-deep in #spaghetti #code 🍝? Remember folks, sprinkle some #syntactic #sugar on your code and watch as your semicolons self-destruct! 💥
https://www.cs.yale.edu/homes/perlis-alan/quotes.html #humor #coding #struggles #developer #life #HackerNews #ngated -
🚀 Welcome to GitHub's magical kingdom of buzzwords where you can "Zig by Example" your way to #coding mediocrity! 🎩✨ With the help of the omnipotent #AI #Copilot, watch as your "boringcollegezigbyexample" code transforms into a spectacular pile of 🐍 spaghetti! Why bother understanding when you can automate your confusion? 🤖💥
https://github.com/boringcollege/zig-by-example #GitHub #ZigbyExample #mediocrity #spaghetti #HackerNews #ngated -
🚀 Welcome to GitHub's magical kingdom of buzzwords where you can "Zig by Example" your way to #coding mediocrity! 🎩✨ With the help of the omnipotent #AI #Copilot, watch as your "boringcollegezigbyexample" code transforms into a spectacular pile of 🐍 spaghetti! Why bother understanding when you can automate your confusion? 🤖💥
https://github.com/boringcollege/zig-by-example #GitHub #ZigbyExample #mediocrity #spaghetti #HackerNews #ngated -
Neutron scattering explains why gluten-free pasta falls apart (2025)
https://phys.org/news/2025-09-science-spaghetti-neutron-gluten-free.html
#HackerNews #neutronscattering #glutenfree #pasta #science #foodtechnology #spaghetti
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9 Italian recipes everyone falls in love with | Billings News
There are 9 Italian recipes here th…
#dining #cooking #diet #food #Italianrecipes #asiancuisine #BologneseSauce #Cooking #cuisine #Europeancuisine #Foodanddrinkpreparation #foodwatchlistarticles #Foods #Italia #Italian #italiancuisine #italianfoodrecipes #italianrecipes #italiano #italy #Pasta #Salad #Spaghetti #tncen #westerncuisine
https://www.diningandcooking.com/2652865/9-italian-recipes-everyone-falls-in-love-with-billings-news/
