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#snooze — Public Fediverse posts

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  1. Oh look, #AWS #Middle #East #Central had a #meltdown. Rumor has it a #war #zone hit their servers harder than their engineers hit the #snooze #button. 💥💤 But hey, at least they didn’t have to deal with user traffic—because there wasn't any. 🙄
    health.aws.amazon.com/health/s #outage #server #HackerNews #ngated

  2. 🤡 Behold, the pièce de résistance of computer science enlightenment: a verbose tome on CPUs that dares to answer the question absolutely no one asked. 🤓 Dive into an #endless #loop of chapters regurgitating what every undergrad already snoozed through, all while promising to put YOU in the #CPU — because apparently, you weren't already in control of your own computer! 🤯
    cpu.land/ #computerScience #enlightenment #knowledge #snooze #fest #HackerNews #ngated

  3. Behold, yet another ✨ #revolutionary ✨ tool that’s here to reveal the mysteries of #Java code we lost interest in years ago! 💤 Now you can decompile faster than you can say "why am I still using Java?" 🙄 Because who doesn't love a good byte code #snooze fest? 😴
    java-decompiler.github.io #Decompilation #Tools #Bytecode #Fest #Developer #Humor #HackerNews #ngated

  4. Oh, look! Another #snooze-fest of #investigative #jargon 🤔🔍, desperately masquerading as a #thrilling #exposé. If you've ever wondered how many times one can say 'impact' without saying anything meaningful, dive right in! 🚀📉
    lighthousereports.com/investig #meaningless #impact #HackerNews #ngated

  5. You know you’re old when your wife asks you if you have any interest in going to bed and just sitting up reading for a little while before nodding off for the night…

    And it’s not even 8:00pm yet…

    And you are absolutely interested. Absolutely.

    https://robertjames1971.blog/2024/03/30/you-know-youre-old-when-2/

    #Family #Sleep #age #old #bedTime #snooze #oldPeople #middleAge #aged #married #marriedCouple #inBedAt800pm #readingDate

  6. ¿Eres de los que dice “5 minutitos más 🙏” cuando suena tu alarma por las mañanas? ⏰⏰⏰⏰ Si la respuesta es sí, esta información es para ti 👆

    #alarma #despertador #sueño #snooze #dormir