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  1. 👨‍🍳 Au menu aujourd'hui : Rôti de bœuf simple. Régalez-vous !

    👇 Découvrez la recette complète par ici :
    daisychou.fr/recette/roti-de-b

    #Recette #FaitMaison #Cuisine #Food #Roast #Rotir

  2. CW: Political Roast of Noem

    Animal abuser, Trump sycophant, and law enforcement cosplayer ...Kirsti? Krusty? Wait, no, KIRSTI Noem was fired as the head of the Department of Homeland Security today amidst allegations that she made her tyrannical fascist boss look bad by accidentally telling the truth. She will, however, remain an employee of the most toxic and least popular U.S. president ever. Effective immediately, she is transitioning into a brand new, made up goverment department with no real mission and no real purpose, which aligns well with her skillset of being useless piece of racist flotsam.

    At this time, it is unclear whether her "totes not a fuck buddy" unpaid intern will be accompanying her.

    She is succeeded by MMArkwayne (phoenetic Muh Muh Markwayne) MMullin, a Republican senator best known for picking testosterone fueled fights during senate proceedings and living in a state most U.S. residents secretly view as Temu Texas.

    When asked to articulate his plans for the Department of Homeland Security, MMArkwayne (probably) slammed a protein drink and screamed "KEEP THE HOMELAND SECURE!" (Actual quote.)

    MMArk declined to answer whether his belief that "every now and then, you need to get punched in the face" (actual quote) will apply to his new fascist overlords, or if he'll "yes daddy harder" his new boss like the rest of his cowardly Republican colleagues have.

    #Politics #KirstiNoem #USPol #DHS #MarkwayneMullins #Trump #Roast #Salty #Parody #Republican

  3. 🚨BREAKING: Politician discovers actions have consequences! 🚨 In a thrilling plot twist, Merz unveils that dismantling Germany's nuclear plants might have been as clever as a chocolate teapot. 🌍💸 Anyone else smelling the sweet aroma of #hindsight roast? ☕️🔥
    brusselssignal.eu/2026/01/germ #breakingnews #roast #nuclearenergy #germany #politics #HackerNews #ngated

  4. #lemondezygo vous souhaitera une bonne année demain… sauf à Égo Clément.

    Pour écouter l'émission en direct à 20h :
    - en Île-de-France : 93.9FM & DAB+ canal CAMPUS
    - ailleurs : sur le player du site de #radiocampusparis

    Et sinon : bonne année !

    #radio #talkshow #humour #satire #blagues #sketch #jeu #quiz #actualité #news #politique #politics #chronique #information #info #podcast #roast #ecologie #climat #droitsdesanimaux #causeanimale #hugoclement #brigittebardot #extremedroite #climate

  5. #lemondezygo vous souhaitera une bonne année demain… sauf à Égo Clément.

    Pour écouter l'émission en direct à 20h :
    - en Île-de-France : 93.9FM & DAB+ canal CAMPUS
    - ailleurs : sur le player du site de #radiocampusparis

    Et sinon : bonne année !

    #radio #talkshow #humour #satire #blagues #sketch #jeu #quiz #actualité #news #politique #politics #chronique #information #info #podcast #roast #ecologie #climat #droitsdesanimaux #causeanimale #hugoclement #brigittebardot #extremedroite #climate

  6. #lemondezygo vous souhaitera une bonne année demain… sauf à Égo Clément.

    Pour écouter l'émission en direct à 20h :
    - en Île-de-France : 93.9FM & DAB+ canal CAMPUS
    - ailleurs : sur le player du site de #radiocampusparis

    Et sinon : bonne année !

    #radio #talkshow #humour #satire #blagues #sketch #jeu #quiz #actualité #news #politique #politics #chronique #information #info #podcast #roast #ecologie #climat #droitsdesanimaux #causeanimale #hugoclement #brigittebardot #extremedroite #climate

  7. #lemondezygo vous souhaitera une bonne année demain… sauf à Égo Clément.

    Pour écouter l'émission en direct à 20h :
    - en Île-de-France : 93.9FM & DAB+ canal CAMPUS
    - ailleurs : sur le player du site de #radiocampusparis

    Et sinon : bonne année !

    #radio #talkshow #humour #satire #blagues #sketch #jeu #quiz #actualité #news #politique #politics #chronique #information #info #podcast #roast #ecologie #climat #droitsdesanimaux #causeanimale #hugoclement #brigittebardot #extremedroite #climate

  8. #lemondezygo vous souhaitera une bonne année demain… sauf à Égo Clément.

    Pour écouter l'émission en direct à 20h :
    - en Île-de-France : 93.9FM & DAB+ canal CAMPUS
    - ailleurs : sur le player du site de #radiocampusparis

    Et sinon : bonne année !

    #radio #talkshow #humour #satire #blagues #sketch #jeu #quiz #actualité #news #politique #politics #chronique #information #info #podcast #roast #ecologie #climat #droitsdesanimaux #causeanimale #hugoclement #brigittebardot #extremedroite #climate

  9. Dernier inédit de l'année 2025 avant que #lemondezygo parte en mode best-of d'hiver.

    Attention, ça va roaster !

    Pour écouter l'émission en direct à 20h :
    - en Île-de-France : 93.9FM & DAB+ canal CAMPUS
    - ailleurs : sur le player du site de #radiocampusparis

    #radio #talkshow #humour #satire #blagues #sketch #jeu #quiz #actualité #news #politique #politics #chronique #information #info #podcast #roast #noel #santa #santaclaus #secretsanta #christmas #christmasspecial

  10. Dernier inédit de l'année 2025 avant que #lemondezygo parte en mode best-of d'hiver.

    Attention, ça va roaster !

    Pour écouter l'émission en direct à 20h :
    - en Île-de-France : 93.9FM & DAB+ canal CAMPUS
    - ailleurs : sur le player du site de #radiocampusparis

    #radio #talkshow #humour #satire #blagues #sketch #jeu #quiz #actualité #news #politique #politics #chronique #information #info #podcast #roast #noel #santa #santaclaus #secretsanta #christmas #christmasspecial

  11. Dernier inédit de l'année 2025 avant que #lemondezygo parte en mode best-of d'hiver.

    Attention, ça va roaster !

    Pour écouter l'émission en direct à 20h :
    - en Île-de-France : 93.9FM & DAB+ canal CAMPUS
    - ailleurs : sur le player du site de #radiocampusparis

    #radio #talkshow #humour #satire #blagues #sketch #jeu #quiz #actualité #news #politique #politics #chronique #information #info #podcast #roast #noel #santa #santaclaus #secretsanta #christmas #christmasspecial

  12. Dernier inédit de l'année 2025 avant que #lemondezygo parte en mode best-of d'hiver.

    Attention, ça va roaster !

    Pour écouter l'émission en direct à 20h :
    - en Île-de-France : 93.9FM & DAB+ canal CAMPUS
    - ailleurs : sur le player du site de #radiocampusparis

    #radio #talkshow #humour #satire #blagues #sketch #jeu #quiz #actualité #news #politique #politics #chronique #information #info #podcast #roast #noel #santa #santaclaus #secretsanta #christmas #christmasspecial

  13. Dernier inédit de l'année 2025 avant que #lemondezygo parte en mode best-of d'hiver.

    Attention, ça va roaster !

    Pour écouter l'émission en direct à 20h :
    - en Île-de-France : 93.9FM & DAB+ canal CAMPUS
    - ailleurs : sur le player du site de #radiocampusparis

    #radio #talkshow #humour #satire #blagues #sketch #jeu #quiz #actualité #news #politique #politics #chronique #information #info #podcast #roast #noel #santa #santaclaus #secretsanta #christmas #christmasspecial

  14. It's October, which means it's almost #Thanksgiving here in #Canada. [1]

    One of the traditional meals at Thanksgiving here is turkey. And I thought of that because I roasted a chicken this week. More specifically, I thought about how magical it is that many #chefs and #cooks and plain old folx can carve a #chicken or #turkey and have it come out as beautiful, even slices of white #meat, and lovely whole #drumsticks or wings, or what-have-you.

    Because when I carve a bird, it looks like I did it with a #chainsaw. Or possibly a #lawnmower.

    [1] Yes, it's ~6 weeks earlier than USA Thanksgiving. For much of Canada, the only harvest we could be grateful for in #November is #snow.

    Edit: fix late-night thinko/typo.

    #carve #carving #serve #serving #poultry #roast

  15. Drew Bledsoe absolutely KILLED.

    NGL I've never seen an athlete crush on stage like he did during the Roast of Tom Brady. There were combo punches followed by 2 uppercuts then an absolute HAYMAKER outta nowhere... damn, he had some good writers. His slams & his delivery was 2x as good as Jeff Ross himself was.

    You should watch this roast for Drew Bledsoe alone. No cap.

    #roast #tombrady #drewbledsoe

  16. Drew Bledsoe absolutely KILLED.

    NGL I've never seen an athlete crush on stage like he did during the Roast of Tom Brady. There were combo punches followed by 2 uppercuts then an absolute HAYMAKER outta nowhere... damn, he had some good writers. His slams & his delivery was 2x as good as Jeff Ross himself was.

    You should watch this roast for Drew Bledsoe alone. No cap.

    #roast #tombrady #drewbledsoe

  17. Drew Bledsoe absolutely KILLED.

    NGL I've never seen an athlete crush on stage like he did during the Roast of Tom Brady. There were combo punches followed by 2 uppercuts then an absolute HAYMAKER outta nowhere... damn, he had some good writers. His slams & his delivery was 2x as good as Jeff Ross himself was.

    You should watch this roast for Drew Bledsoe alone. No cap.

    #roast #tombrady #drewbledsoe

  18. Drew Bledsoe absolutely KILLED.

    NGL I've never seen an athlete crush on stage like he did during the Roast of Tom Brady. There were combo punches followed by 2 uppercuts then an absolute HAYMAKER outta nowhere... damn, he had some good writers. His slams & his delivery was 2x as good as Jeff Ross himself was.

    You should watch this roast for Drew Bledsoe alone. No cap.

    #roast #tombrady #drewbledsoe

  19. Drew Bledsoe absolutely KILLED.

    NGL I've never seen an athlete crush on stage like he did during the Roast of Tom Brady. There were combo punches followed by 2 uppercuts then an absolute HAYMAKER outta nowhere... damn, he had some good writers. His slams & his delivery was 2x as good as Jeff Ross himself was.

    You should watch this roast for Drew Bledsoe alone. No cap.

    #roast #tombrady #drewbledsoe