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I was just reading about the new #quantumvirus which only infects binary "1"s in a computer.
The trick to #surviving it is to make sure that your system has many more binary #zeroes than #ones. Unfortunately, the #QuantumAntiVirus to remove it is very "1" heavy.
If the number of binary "1"s on your system exceeds a certain threshold (believed to be around 60%, but may have a random component involved) it shuts down your system, but not before mailing your browser history to your spouse, children, and mother, and pinging ICE and DHS.