#punanything — Public Fediverse posts
Live and recent posts from across the Fediverse tagged #punanything, aggregated by home.social.
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You are either part of the solution or precipitate.
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Today's top ten tag trends:
10: #お前の席ねえからって言われたら
9: #これ知ってる人いたらrt
8: #nbadraftlottery
7: #rogercorman
6: #muttertag
5: #caturday
4: #happymothersday
3: #mothersday
2: #punanything
1: #SilentSunday -
I kneed dough. 🥟💰
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I asked the man carrying a 12-foot pole onto the bus, “Are you a pole-vaulter?”
He replied lyrically, “No, I’m a Svede, but how did you know my name vas Valter?”
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It's the late @madbarrister, finally joining the game.
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It's all fun and games until someone loses an I
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And she'll have pun, pun, pun
Til her Daddy takes her T-bird away -
Every time I lose weight, it finds me again.
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Chair = the headquarters of your hindquarters
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Some people hate puns, but we should not respond to them with hate because of that. These people deserve our pithy.
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A hitherto unknown hard-hitting and angry manuscript autobiography of a major American novelist has just been found in an auction lot:
THE GRIPES OF ROTH
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The thought of becoming a tailor had me in stitches.
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Atheism is a non-prophet organization
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Make headlines! Sleep on a corduroy pillow.
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I was a roofer until I got shingles.
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A man walks into a bar, and says "Ouch! That hurt!"
#PunAnything
#HashtagGames -
I went to a lecture about Einstein with a bunch of people. They were all relative. #PhysicsHumour
