#polepoll — Public Fediverse posts
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CW: NSFW: Pole Poll Round 3 - Reptile Penises
This round of the #PolePoll is underway! Which morphology will #furries choose as their favorite #scalie #dick?
The #hemipenis has taken the lead, but I'm still rooting for dat Crocodillian #Cock. Meanwhile, no one seems to be interested in Turtle #Dicks, and general #Cocks are making a good showing as usual!
Remember to BOOST the poll, and check back in a couple days, when we'll have the definitive scientific answer to which dick choosy #furs prefer when choosing a dick to suck and/or ride!
EXCITEMENT IS PALPABLE! THE HYPE IS REAL!
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CW: NSFW: Pole Poll Round 3 - Reptile Penises
This round of the #PolePoll is underway! Which morphology will #furries choose as their favorite #scalie #dick?
The #hemipenis has taken the lead, but I'm still rooting for dat Crocodillian #Cock. Meanwhile, no one seems to be interested in Turtle #Dicks, and general #Cocks are making a good showing as usual!
Remember to BOOST the poll, and check back in a couple days, when we'll have the definitive scientific answer to which dick choosy #furs prefer when choosing a dick to suck and/or ride!
EXCITEMENT IS PALPABLE! THE HYPE IS REAL!
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CW: NSFW: Pole Poll - Round 2: MOARCOCK!
My fellow #furverts, we stand at the moment every political advisor dreads: the morning after.
The votes have been cast and counted, and with the dust settling around the barnyard, one of our hooved candidates stands victorious, long cock, hard and throbbing, glistening in the morning light, ready to sink its medial ring into all of you eager mares out there...
#HORSECOCK HAS WON THE #POLEPOLL.
Yes, Horsecock. Long, thick, meaty, flared head and medial ring, has been selected as the next big thing in #dicks, and those dicks are BIG. Are you ready to take one? I know I am, because this means I have to write a demonstration story... and golly, I cannot wait.
ROUND 3 COMING SOON.
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CW: NSFW: Pole Poll - Round 2: MOARCOCK!
My fellow #furverts, we stand at the moment every political advisor dreads: the morning after.
The votes have been cast and counted, and with the dust settling around the barnyard, one of our hooved candidates stands victorious, long cock, hard and throbbing, glistening in the morning light, ready to sink its medial ring into all of you eager mares out there...
#HORSECOCK HAS WON THE #POLEPOLL.
Yes, Horsecock. Long, thick, meaty, flared head and medial ring, has been selected as the next big thing in #dicks, and those dicks are BIG. Are you ready to take one? I know I am, because this means I have to write a demonstration story... and golly, I cannot wait.
ROUND 3 CUMMING SOON.
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CW: NSFW: Pole Poll - Round 2: MOARCOCK!
My fellow #furverts, we stand at the moment every political advisor dreads: the morning after.
The votes have been cast and counted, and with the dust settling around the barnyard, one of our hooved candidates stands victorious, long cock, hard and throbbing, glistening in the morning light, ready to sink its medial ring into all of you eager mares out there...
#HORSECOCK HAS WON THE #POLEPOLL.
Yes, Horsecock. Long, thick, meaty, flared head and medial ring, has been selected as the next big thing in #dicks, and those dicks are BIG. Are you ready to take one? I know I am, because this means I have to write a demonstration story... and golly, I cannot wait.
ROUND 3 COMING SOON.
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CW: NSFW: Pole Poll - Round 2: MOARCOCK!
My fellow #furverts, we stand at the moment every political advisor dreads: the morning after.
The votes have been cast and counted, and with the dust settling around the barnyard, one of our hooved candidates stands victorious, long cock, hard and throbbing, glistening in the morning light, ready to sink its medial ring into all of you eager mares out there...
#HORSECOCK HAS WON THE #POLEPOLL.
Yes, Horsecock. Long, thick, meaty, flared head and medial ring, has been selected as the next big thing in #dicks, and those dicks are BIG. Are you ready to take one? I know I am, because this means I have to write a demonstration story... and golly, I cannot wait.
ROUND 3 COMING SOON.
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CW: NSFW: Pole Poll - Round 2: MOARCOCK!
My fellow #furverts, we stand at the moment every political advisor dreads: the morning after.
The votes have been cast and counted, and with the dust settling around the barnyard, one of our hooved candidates stands victorious, long cock, hard and throbbing, glistening in the morning light, ready to sink its medial ring into all of you eager mares out there...
#HORSECOCK HAS WON THE #POLEPOLL.
Yes, Horsecock. Long, thick, meaty, flared head and medial ring, has been selected as the next big thing in #dicks, and those dicks are BIG. Are you ready to take one? I know I am, because this means I have to write a demonstration story... and golly, I cannot wait.
ROUND 3 COMING SOON.
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CW: NSFW: Hardcore Furry Erotica - Knot Demonstration
Video opens in the #ModShop: a female raccoon, grey fur aside from her headfur, which has been dyed purple, and the chrome gauges in her ears. She's wearing an unbuttoned labcoat, but nothing else, which shows off her breasts and the cute cleft of her vulva, which has a silver stud poking out of the clitoral hood.
The raccoon-woman waves to the on-drone camera, "Hey there, I'm Nuki! After the results of the first #PolePoll gave us some important data on the most-liked #cock, I figured I'd give a little talk for all the normies out there who don't know what a #knot is and why every #yiff loving #furry they know wants to take it!"
The camera zooms out to show a muscular wolf with spikey headfur and a whole lotta piercings standing next to her, wearing a colorful Hawaiian shirt, which hangs just low enough to obscure the top of his hefty, shaggy balls. He raises a brow at her, "How are you talking with hashtags?"
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