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🚀🎩 Presenting the latest in pointless tech fads: a "statically typed" build system that promises to be the Swiss Army knife 🛠️ of tools, but is really just a spork 🤦♂️. Inspired by Google GN, this #GitHub #gem is here to save developers from the horrors of existing solutions... by offering a solution no one asked for. 😂
https://github.com/rochus-keller/BUSY/ #pointlessTech #fads #staticallyTyped #buildSystem #developerHumor #sporkSolution #HackerNews #ngated -
🚀🎩 Presenting the latest in pointless tech fads: a "statically typed" build system that promises to be the Swiss Army knife 🛠️ of tools, but is really just a spork 🤦♂️. Inspired by Google GN, this #GitHub #gem is here to save developers from the horrors of existing solutions... by offering a solution no one asked for. 😂
https://github.com/rochus-keller/BUSY/ #pointlessTech #fads #staticallyTyped #buildSystem #developerHumor #sporkSolution #HackerNews #ngated -
🚀🎩 Presenting the latest in pointless tech fads: a "statically typed" build system that promises to be the Swiss Army knife 🛠️ of tools, but is really just a spork 🤦♂️. Inspired by Google GN, this #GitHub #gem is here to save developers from the horrors of existing solutions... by offering a solution no one asked for. 😂
https://github.com/rochus-keller/BUSY/ #pointlessTech #fads #staticallyTyped #buildSystem #developerHumor #sporkSolution #HackerNews #ngated -
🚀🎩 Presenting the latest in pointless tech fads: a "statically typed" build system that promises to be the Swiss Army knife 🛠️ of tools, but is really just a spork 🤦♂️. Inspired by Google GN, this #GitHub #gem is here to save developers from the horrors of existing solutions... by offering a solution no one asked for. 😂
https://github.com/rochus-keller/BUSY/ #pointlessTech #fads #staticallyTyped #buildSystem #developerHumor #sporkSolution #HackerNews #ngated -
🚀🎩 Presenting the latest in pointless tech fads: a "statically typed" build system that promises to be the Swiss Army knife 🛠️ of tools, but is really just a spork 🤦♂️. Inspired by Google GN, this #GitHub #gem is here to save developers from the horrors of existing solutions... by offering a solution no one asked for. 😂
https://github.com/rochus-keller/BUSY/ #pointlessTech #fads #staticallyTyped #buildSystem #developerHumor #sporkSolution #HackerNews #ngated -
In a world where everyone dreams of frying their gadgets with underwhelming EMP tools, #PicoEMP emerges as the champion of #mediocrity. 🤦♂️ Why not run #MicroPython on your #EMFI tool, you ask? Because clearly, Python was designed for nuking circuits, not coding. 🐍💥 Welcome to the future of pointless tech achievements! 🚀
https://github.com/newaetech/chipshouter-picoemp #PointlessTech #HackerNews #ngated -
In a world where everyone dreams of frying their gadgets with underwhelming EMP tools, #PicoEMP emerges as the champion of #mediocrity. 🤦♂️ Why not run #MicroPython on your #EMFI tool, you ask? Because clearly, Python was designed for nuking circuits, not coding. 🐍💥 Welcome to the future of pointless tech achievements! 🚀
https://github.com/newaetech/chipshouter-picoemp #PointlessTech #HackerNews #ngated -
In a world where everyone dreams of frying their gadgets with underwhelming EMP tools, #PicoEMP emerges as the champion of #mediocrity. 🤦♂️ Why not run #MicroPython on your #EMFI tool, you ask? Because clearly, Python was designed for nuking circuits, not coding. 🐍💥 Welcome to the future of pointless tech achievements! 🚀
https://github.com/newaetech/chipshouter-picoemp #PointlessTech #HackerNews #ngated -
In a world where everyone dreams of frying their gadgets with underwhelming EMP tools, #PicoEMP emerges as the champion of #mediocrity. 🤦♂️ Why not run #MicroPython on your #EMFI tool, you ask? Because clearly, Python was designed for nuking circuits, not coding. 🐍💥 Welcome to the future of pointless tech achievements! 🚀
https://github.com/newaetech/chipshouter-picoemp #PointlessTech #HackerNews #ngated -
My fridge-freezer is wifi connected. Comes with a phone app. The phone app tells what temperature the freezer and fridge parts are set to.
Not what the actual temp is in there - that might be useful.
No, it tells me what the temp is set to. Which I already know because:
1) it says so right there on the fridge door
and
2) I was the one who set it
#PointlessTech -
My fridge-freezer is wifi connected. Comes with a phone app. The phone app tells what temperature the freezer and fridge parts are set to.
Not what the actual temp is in there - that might be useful.
No, it tells me what the temp is set to. Which I already know because:
1) it says so right there on the fridge door
and
2) I was the one who set it
#PointlessTech -
My fridge-freezer is wifi connected. Comes with a phone app. The phone app tells what temperature the freezer and fridge parts are set to.
Not what the actual temp is in there - that might be useful.
No, it tells me what the temp is set to. Which I already know because:
1) it says so right there on the fridge door
and
2) I was the one who set it
#PointlessTech -
My fridge-freezer is wifi connected. Comes with a phone app. The phone app tells what temperature the freezer and fridge parts are set to.
Not what the actual temp is in there - that might be useful.
No, it tells me what the temp is set to. Which I already know because:
1) it says so right there on the fridge door
and
2) I was the one who set it
#PointlessTech -
My fridge-freezer is wifi connected. Comes with a phone app. The phone app tells what temperature the freezer and fridge parts are set to.
Not what the actual temp is in there - that might be useful.
No, it tells me what the temp is set to. Which I already know because:
1) it says so right there on the fridge door
and
2) I was the one who set it
#PointlessTech