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  1. Security engineering is a shitstorm of barely understandable sloblock.

    I want to use this key to:
    1. Test login to all work systems (salesforce, google workspace and ssh to linux hosts).
    2. Eventually, to setup something similar for all my coworkers to get to a thing called 'ACSC E8 ML2'.

    I must know ALL of these acronyms:
    FIDO, U2F, FIDO2, PKI, udev, HID, ECS, ECDSA, ED25519, pam, NFC, USBC, USB, SHA, RSA, PIN, TOTP, HOTP, OATH, PIV, PGP (there are more, I am bored typing them, let alone using the bastards).

    And after all that, I am able to reach this oh-so-helpful conclusion:

    My #yubikey is too old.

    Fine. #pffft

  2. Security engineering is a shitstorm of barely understandable sloblock.

    I want to use this key to:
    1. Test login to all work systems (salesforce, google workspace and ssh to linux hosts).
    2. Eventually, to setup something similar for all my coworkers to get to a thing called 'ACSC E8 ML2'.

    I must know ALL of these acronyms:
    FIDO, U2F, FIDO2, PKI, udev, HID, ECS, ECDSA, ED25519, pam, NFC, USBC, USB, SHA, RSA, PIN, TOTP, HOTP, OATH, PIV, PGP (there are more, I am bored typing them, let alone using the bastards).

    And after all that, I am able to reach this oh-so-helpful conclusion:

    My #yubikey is too old.

    Fine. #pffft

  3. Security engineering is a shitstorm of barely understandable sloblock.

    I want to use this key to:
    1. Test login to all work systems (salesforce, google workspace and ssh to linux hosts).
    2. Eventually, to setup something similar for all my coworkers to get to a thing called 'ACSC E8 ML2'.

    I must know ALL of these acronyms:
    FIDO, U2F, FIDO2, PKI, udev, HID, ECS, ECDSA, ED25519, pam, NFC, USBC, USB, SHA, RSA, PIN, TOTP, HOTP, OATH, PIV, PGP (there are more, I am bored typing them, let alone using the bastards).

    And after all that, I am able to reach this oh-so-helpful conclusion:

    My #yubikey is too old.

    Fine. #pffft

  4. Security engineering is a shitstorm of barely understandable sloblock.

    I want to use this key to:
    1. Test login to all work systems (salesforce, google workspace and ssh to linux hosts).
    2. Eventually, to setup something similar for all my coworkers to get to a thing called 'ACSC E8 ML2'.

    I must know ALL of these acronyms:
    FIDO, U2F, FIDO2, PKI, udev, HID, ECS, ECDSA, ED25519, pam, NFC, USBC, USB, SHA, RSA, PIN, TOTP, HOTP, OATH, PIV, PGP (there are more, I am bored typing them, let alone using the bastards).

    And after all that, I am able to reach this oh-so-helpful conclusion:

    My #yubikey is too old.

    Fine. #pffft

  5. Security engineering is a shitstorm of barely understandable sloblock.

    I want to use this key to:
    1. Test login to all work systems (salesforce, google workspace and ssh to linux hosts).
    2. Eventually, to setup something similar for all my coworkers to get to a thing called 'ACSC E8 ML2'.

    I must know ALL of these acronyms:
    FIDO, U2F, FIDO2, PKI, udev, HID, ECS, ECDSA, ED25519, pam, NFC, USBC, USB, SHA, RSA, PIN, TOTP, HOTP, OATH, PIV, PGP (there are more, I am bored typing them, let alone using the bastards).

    And after all that, I am able to reach this oh-so-helpful conclusion:

    My #yubikey is too old.

    Fine. #pffft

  6. @NewtonMark

    #IReckopn: There has *never* yet been an outsourcing arrangement (scheme? deal? contract? hmmmm what is the word I am looking for. Oh I know, "burglary") that has produced a lower-cost, better outcome.

    The myth that "private is better than public" is a Rasputin - we have to kill it over, over and over again.

    If this public body can't do the work, then rip out the thieves and obstructionists and layabouts, and replace them with someone who loves doing the thing.

    And in the unlikely event that outsourcing *is* the way forward? (#pffft) - I can sack all the current management. There's other people in the APS who know more about outsourcing than some knucklehead from a little QANGO who wants to feather the nest of his cousin Vinny..

  7. @NewtonMark

    #IReckopn: There has *never* yet been an outsourcing arrangement (scheme? deal? contract? hmmmm what is the word I am looking for. Oh I know, "burglary") that has produced a lower-cost, better outcome.

    The myth that "private is better than public" is a Rasputin - we have to kill it over, over and over again.

    If this public body can't do the work, then rip out the thieves and obstructionists and layabouts, and replace them with someone who loves doing the thing.

    And in the unlikely event that outsourcing *is* the way forward? (#pffft) - I can sack all the current management. There's other people in the APS who know more about outsourcing than some knucklehead from a little QANGO who wants to feather the nest of his cousin Vinny..

  8. @NewtonMark

    #IReckopn: There has *never* yet been an outsourcing arrangement (scheme? deal? contract? hmmmm what is the word I am looking for. Oh I know, "burglary") that has produced a lower-cost, better outcome.

    The myth that "private is better than public" is a Rasputin - we have to kill it over, over and over again.

    If this public body can't do the work, then rip out the thieves and obstructionists and layabouts, and replace them with someone who loves doing the thing.

    And in the unlikely event that outsourcing *is* the way forward? (#pffft) - I can sack all the current management. There's other people in the APS who know more about outsourcing than some knucklehead from a little QANGO who wants to feather the nest of his cousin Vinny..

  9. @NewtonMark

    #IReckopn: There has *never* yet been an outsourcing arrangement (scheme? deal? contract? hmmmm what is the word I am looking for. Oh I know, "burglary") that has produced a lower-cost, better outcome.

    The myth that "private is better than public" is a Rasputin - we have to kill it over, over and over again.

    If this public body can't do the work, then rip out the thieves and obstructionists and layabouts, and replace them with someone who loves doing the thing.

    And in the unlikely event that outsourcing *is* the way forward? (#pffft) - I can sack all the current management. There's other people in the APS who know more about outsourcing than some knucklehead from a little QANGO who wants to feather the nest of his cousin Vinny..

  10. @NewtonMark

    #IReckopn: There has *never* yet been an outsourcing arrangement (scheme? deal? contract? hmmmm what is the word I am looking for. Oh I know, "burglary") that has produced a lower-cost, better outcome.

    The myth that "private is better than public" is a Rasputin - we have to kill it over, over and over again.

    If this public body can't do the work, then rip out the thieves and obstructionists and layabouts, and replace them with someone who loves doing the thing.

    And in the unlikely event that outsourcing *is* the way forward? (#pffft) - I can sack all the current management. There's other people in the APS who know more about outsourcing than some knucklehead from a little QANGO who wants to feather the nest of his cousin Vinny..

  11. Gibt es die Technik dann auch für Obdachlose und arme Menschen oder dürfen die dann draußen bleiben und die Errungenschaft klatschend bestaunen?

    Kühle Häuser, kühle Kleidung: Forscher entwickeln Meta-Emitter mit KI | heise online share.google/E3ccQelK57VBrU3Hu

  12. @LoboTom
    De toutes façons, cette histoire de lien entre fausses notes et vrais orages, c’est pas vrai.
    1- sinon, y a longtemps qu’on aurait relégué toutes les casseroles au Sahel
    2- tu te prends pour Jupiter ?
    #pffft

  13. @LoboTom
    De toutes façons, cette histoire de lien entre fausses notes et vrais orages, c’est pas vrai.
    1- sinon, y a longtemps qu’on aurait relégué toutes les casseroles au Sahel
    2- tu te prends pour Jupiter ?
    #pffft

  14. @LoboTom
    De toutes façons, cette histoire de lien entre fausses notes et vrais orages, c’est pas vrai.
    1- sinon, y a longtemps qu’on aurait relégué toutes les casseroles au Sahel
    2- tu te prends pour Jupiter ?
    #pffft

  15. @LoboTom
    De toutes façons, cette histoire de lien entre fausses notes et vrais orages, c’est pas vrai.
    1- sinon, y a longtemps qu’on aurait relégué toutes les casseroles au Sahel
    2- tu te prends pour Jupiter ?
    #pffft

  16. @LoboTom
    De toutes façons, cette histoire de lien entre fausses notes et vrais orages, c’est pas vrai.
    1- sinon, y a longtemps qu’on aurait relégué toutes les casseroles au Sahel
    2- tu te prends pour Jupiter ?
    #pffft

  17. @joostvanderborg @Datagraver Ha, daar kijk ik gewoon overheen (#pffft). Dank :) Ben dus ook wel benieuwd naar de ranglijst als het gesorteerd is op die kolom.

  18. @joostvanderborg @Datagraver Ha, daar kijk ik gewoon overheen (#pffft). Dank :) Ben dus ook wel benieuwd naar de ranglijst als het gesorteerd is op die kolom.

  19. @joostvanderborg @Datagraver Ha, daar kijk ik gewoon overheen (#pffft). Dank :) Ben dus ook wel benieuwd naar de ranglijst als het gesorteerd is op die kolom.

  20. @joostvanderborg @Datagraver Ha, daar kijk ik gewoon overheen (#pffft). Dank :) Ben dus ook wel benieuwd naar de ranglijst als het gesorteerd is op die kolom.

  21. @joostvanderborg @Datagraver Ha, daar kijk ik gewoon overheen (#pffft). Dank :) Ben dus ook wel benieuwd naar de ranglijst als het gesorteerd is op die kolom.

  22. Wenn du Modalität multi-modal und allumfassend verstehst #pffft

  23. Wenn du Modalität multi-modal und allumfassend verstehst #pffft

  24. Found the proverbial smoking disk, as the (other) pair of spinning drives sits smack against slot 3. Flipped the slots to see the problem move. Except after the 20 minute downtime the array was handed a *new IP address* so clients are rightfully confused. #Pffft.

  25. Found the proverbial smoking disk, as the (other) pair of spinning drives sits smack against slot 3. Flipped the slots to see the problem move. Except after the 20 minute downtime the array was handed a *new IP address* so clients are rightfully confused. #Pffft.

  26. Found the proverbial smoking disk, as the (other) pair of spinning drives sits smack against slot 3. Flipped the slots to see the problem move. Except after the 20 minute downtime the array was handed a *new IP address* so clients are rightfully confused. #Pffft.

  27. Found the proverbial smoking disk, as the (other) pair of spinning drives sits smack against slot 3. Flipped the slots to see the problem move. Except after the 20 minute downtime the array was handed a *new IP address* so clients are rightfully confused. #Pffft.

  28. Found the proverbial smoking disk, as the (other) pair of spinning drives sits smack against slot 3. Flipped the slots to see the problem move. Except after the 20 minute downtime the array was handed a *new IP address* so clients are rightfully confused. #Pffft.

  29. Y'like club beats? Srsly, this video bangs. Undefeated in 2024 & 2024 ain't even over yet.

    "I'm looking for a man in finance.
    Trust fund.
    6'5".
    Blue eyes."

    YEAAAAAAAAAH #pffft #BAHAHA

    "I have fulfilled my duty as an edm producer 🫡" - Ryos
    youtube.com/shorts/Q7oAGLxhbrk

    #EDM #clubbeats #ryos

  30. Y'like club beats? Srsly, this video bangs. Undefeated in 2024 & 2024 ain't even over yet.

    "I'm looking for a man in finance.
    Trust fund.
    6'5".
    Blue eyes."

    YEAAAAAAAAAH #pffft #BAHAHA

    "I have fulfilled my duty as an edm producer 🫡" - Ryos
    youtube.com/shorts/Q7oAGLxhbrk

    #EDM #clubbeats #ryos

  31. Y'like club beats? Srsly, this video bangs. Undefeated in 2024 & 2024 ain't even over yet.

    "I'm looking for a man in finance.
    Trust fund.
    6'5".
    Blue eyes."

    YEAAAAAAAAAH #pffft #BAHAHA

    "I have fulfilled my duty as an edm producer 🫡" - Ryos
    youtube.com/shorts/Q7oAGLxhbrk

    #EDM #clubbeats #ryos

  32. Y'like club beats? Srsly, this video bangs. Undefeated in 2024 & 2024 ain't even over yet.

    "I'm looking for a man in finance.
    Trust fund.
    6'5".
    Blue eyes."

    YEAAAAAAAAAH #pffft #BAHAHA

    "I have fulfilled my duty as an edm producer 🫡" - Ryos
    youtube.com/shorts/Q7oAGLxhbrk

    #EDM #clubbeats #ryos

  33. Y'like club beats? Srsly, this video bangs. Undefeated in 2024 & 2024 ain't even over yet.

    "I'm looking for a man in finance.
    Trust fund.
    6'5".
    Blue eyes."

    YEAAAAAAAAAH #pffft #BAHAHA

    "I have fulfilled my duty as an edm producer 🫡" - Ryos
    youtube.com/shorts/Q7oAGLxhbrk

    #EDM #clubbeats #ryos

  34. @kubikpixel die "lieben e2ee" und verlangen unverschluesselten content ?

    wie koennte man mit denen denn "klartext" reden?

    #pffft #chatcontrol

  35. @kubikpixel die "lieben e2ee" und verlangen unverschluesselten content ?

    wie koennte man mit denen denn "klartext" reden?

    #pffft #chatcontrol

  36. @kubikpixel die "lieben e2ee" und verlangen unverschluesselten content ?

    wie koennte man mit denen denn "klartext" reden?

    #pffft #chatcontrol

  37. @kubikpixel die "lieben e2ee" und verlangen unverschluesselten content ?

    wie koennte man mit denen denn "klartext" reden?

    #pffft #chatcontrol

  38. @kubikpixel die "lieben e2ee" und verlangen unverschluesselten content ?

    wie koennte man mit denen denn "klartext" reden?

    #pffft #chatcontrol

  39. Vanmiddag werd ik bij de kassa van een uit-de-buurt-super aangesproken door een wildvreemde man: "Bent u soms weggelopen uit een aflevering van James Herriot?"

    Om daar vervolgens aan toe te voegen: "Dat is als compliment bedoeld, hoor!"

    Gelukkig... 😌 #pffft

  40. Vanmiddag werd ik bij de kassa van een uit-de-buurt-super aangesproken door een wildvreemde man: "Bent u soms weggelopen uit een aflevering van James Herriot?"

    Om daar vervolgens aan toe te voegen: "Dat is als compliment bedoeld, hoor!"

    Gelukkig... 😌 #pffft

  41. Vanmiddag werd ik bij de kassa van een uit-de-buurt-super aangesproken door een wildvreemde man: "Bent u soms weggelopen uit een aflevering van James Herriot?"

    Om daar vervolgens aan toe te voegen: "Dat is als compliment bedoeld, hoor!"

    Gelukkig... 😌 #pffft

  42. @shlee Mee too. crypto is/was always a con. Giving, receiving, trading, reviewing, "analysing" (f. #pffft) - all cons. Oh well.

  43. @shlee Mee too. crypto is/was always a con. Giving, receiving, trading, reviewing, "analysing" (f. #pffft) - all cons. Oh well.

  44. @shlee Mee too. crypto is/was always a con. Giving, receiving, trading, reviewing, "analysing" (f. #pffft) - all cons. Oh well.

  45. @shlee Mee too. crypto is/was always a con. Giving, receiving, trading, reviewing, "analysing" (f. #pffft) - all cons. Oh well.