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Don’t allow your PET ROCK to meet an untimely demise at the bottom of an obscure pile of rubble.

#pets #PetRock

Shout the command, ATTACK!, and throw your rock at the bully with all your might.

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Here is a simple method to ensure your PET ROCK always obeys your commands: Repeat the order, SIT, and slowly walk away from your rock.

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In the first place, old rocks don’t heal as quickly and first aid should be immediate.

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Many PET ROCKS have tremendous difficulty learning the command, COME.

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Your new rock is a very sensitive pet and may be slightly traumatized from all the handling and shipping required in bringing the two of you together.

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Remember; a bored rock is an unhappy rock.

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DOWN is another of the training commands that most rocks respond to with a minimum of teaching.

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Perhaps you have seen a particular rock in the wild and thought it would make a nice pet.

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After sitting for a long period of time your rock will appreciate the chance to relax.

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In those instances when your adversary is at a distance (such as when a bully kicks sand in your face on the beach and keeps on running), your PET ROCK will respond to the challenge instantly and effectively in assuring that it never happens again.

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It would be cruel to leave your rock in the sitting position forever.

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Now, hide in another room and, from time to time, peek in on your rock to make sure it hasn’t moved.

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PET ROCKS usually get tired of the game when they reach the bottom of the hill.

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Next, bending over from the waist, place your hands upon your knees and face your rock.

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Many PET ROCKS have tremendous difficulty learning the command, COME.

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There is no known cure.

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There is no known cure.

#pets #PetRock

There is no known cure.

#pets #PetRock

There is no known cure.

#pets #PetRock

There is no known cure.

#pets #PetRock

After your PET ROCK has been in the sitting position for a while, give it the command, DOWN.

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More often than not, and depending upon your arm, your PET ROCK will skip happily to the other side.

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Surprisingly, most rocks have no difficulty learning this command and respond quite obediently the first time they hear it.

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Assuming your rock is normal it will probably not respond.

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Hold your rock firmly in hand, give the command, SKIP, and throw your rock across the surface.

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Your pet’s own chip must be found and glued back in place.

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A healthy rock is a happy rock, everybody knows that!

#pets #PetRock

A healthy rock is a happy rock, everybody knows that!

#pets #PetRock

A healthy rock is a happy rock, everybody knows that!

#pets #PetRock

A healthy rock is a happy rock, everybody knows that!

#pets #PetRock

A healthy rock is a happy rock, everybody knows that!

#pets #PetRock

So bad in fact, that we won’t go into it here.

#pets #PetRock

It is extremely unusual to see a rock strolling around unaccompanied.

#pets #PetRock

Here is a simple method to ensure your PET ROCK always obeys your commands: Repeat the order, SIT, and slowly walk away from your rock.

#pets #PetRock

Your rock will now remain sitting until further notice.

#pets #PetRock

When you own a PET ROCK you never have problems with leash law violations, you'll never have to clean up nasty messes, and your pet will never keep you and the neighbors awake at night.

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Praise your rock.

#pets #PetRock

Bazı şeyler şekil değiştirmekle kalmaz, aynı zamanda daha pahalı hale gelir.
Düzenleme ve fikir: @BashakHimanself (yani ben)
#petrock #pet #pets #petsoffedi #petsofmastodon #PetRocks #petrocktr #PetRockTürkiye #petparent #petparents #petcare #TurkishPetRock #Turkishpetrocks #meme #memes #petowner #petowners

Bazı şeyler şekil değiştirmekle kalmaz, aynı zamanda daha pahalı hale gelir.
Düzenleme ve fikir: @BashakHimanself (yani ben)
#petrock #pet #pets #petsoffedi #petsofmastodon #PetRocks #petrocktr #PetRockTürkiye #petparent #petparents #petcare #TurkishPetRock #Turkishpetrocks #meme #memes #petowner #petowners

Bazı şeyler şekil değiştirmekle kalmaz, aynı zamanda daha pahalı hale gelir.
Düzenleme ve fikir: @BashakHimanself (yani ben)
#petrock #pet #pets #petsoffedi #petsofmastodon #PetRocks #petrocktr #PetRockTürkiye #petparent #petparents #petcare #TurkishPetRock #Turkishpetrocks #meme #memes #petowner #petowners

Their ancestors can be found amongst the rubble of the pyramids; the cobblestone streets of ancient European cities; the Great Wall of China.

#pets #PetRock

PET ROCKS descend in one unbroken line that can be traced back to the beginning of time and even farther.

#pets #PetRock

Ah, the age-old question: Do you need another meaningless file type to clutter your digital junk drawer? 🤔 Spoiler alert: unless you enjoy pretending your business is a cutting-edge tech startup by adopting every acronym under the sun, llms.txt is as essential as a pet rock. 🪨✨
https://semarkglobal.com/blog/what-is-llms-txt-does-your-business-need-one #digitalclutter #meaninglessfiles #techstartup #acronyms #petrock #HackerNews #ngated

Ah, the age-old question: Do you need another meaningless file type to clutter your digital junk drawer? 🤔 Spoiler alert: unless you enjoy pretending your business is a cutting-edge tech startup by adopting every acronym under the sun, llms.txt is as essential as a pet rock. 🪨✨
https://semarkglobal.com/blog/what-is-llms-txt-does-your-business-need-one #digitalclutter #meaninglessfiles #techstartup #acronyms #petrock #HackerNews #ngated

Ah, the age-old question: Do you need another meaningless file type to clutter your digital junk drawer? 🤔 Spoiler alert: unless you enjoy pretending your business is a cutting-edge tech startup by adopting every acronym under the sun, llms.txt is as essential as a pet rock. 🪨✨
https://semarkglobal.com/blog/what-is-llms-txt-does-your-business-need-one #digitalclutter #meaninglessfiles #techstartup #acronyms #petrock #HackerNews #ngated

Ah, the age-old question: Do you need another meaningless file type to clutter your digital junk drawer? 🤔 Spoiler alert: unless you enjoy pretending your business is a cutting-edge tech startup by adopting every acronym under the sun, llms.txt is as essential as a pet rock. 🪨✨
https://semarkglobal.com/blog/what-is-llms-txt-does-your-business-need-one #digitalclutter #meaninglessfiles #techstartup #acronyms #petrock #HackerNews #ngated

Ah, the age-old question: Do you need another meaningless file type to clutter your digital junk drawer? 🤔 Spoiler alert: unless you enjoy pretending your business is a cutting-edge tech startup by adopting every acronym under the sun, llms.txt is as essential as a pet rock. 🪨✨
https://semarkglobal.com/blog/what-is-llms-txt-does-your-business-need-one #digitalclutter #meaninglessfiles #techstartup #acronyms #petrock #HackerNews #ngated

Veda edeceğim evcil taşım ve yeni havalı gözlüğü.
📸: @BashakHimanself (yani ben)
#petrock #pet #pets #petsoffedi #petsofmastodon #PetRocks #petrocktr #PetRockTürkiye #petparent #petparents #petcare #TurkishPetRock #Turkishpetrocks

I finally found one!! First time since they added them to the game!

#Valheim #PetRock