#pastafarians — Public Fediverse posts
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@reinodeboer Ik zit al bij de Kerk van het Vliegend Spaghetti Monster.
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@morgfair As a practicing #Pastafarian, I'm praying to the #FlyingSpahgettiMonster that #trump has a complete and total meltdown on air to the point he has to be carried out in a straitjacket babbling in tongues.
Join the #Pastafarians here:
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... and with this, I'm officially Pastafarian #ChurchoftheFlyingSpaghettiMonster #Pastafarian #Pastafarians
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Only Christian prayers, though. I doubt we'll see Muslim prayer rooms, Hindu or Buddhist shrines, or allowing #Pastafarians to wear colanders on their heads. #SeparateChurchAndState -
The genius of the #Pastafarians is they say *nothing* bad about religion or about believers - they work only to earn legal respect for their own, while looking intentionally ridiculous. In so doing, they make the implicit (never explicit) case that all religions are equally ridiculous, undefinable. Excellent documentary:
https://www.amazon.com/Pastafari-Flying-Spaghetti-Monster-Season/dp/B09KCM62FJ
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Last Boost: Happy Friday to all my fellow #pastafarians! 🍝🏴☠️💜
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Back in 2019, my friend, who can knit, and I spent an entire year at #crochet and #knit to make a giant Flying Spaghetti Monster for a local convention. @caveman helped turn it into a #puppet with moving eye stalks and a noodly appendage that could touch those #pastafarians it encountered. When carried by two pirates, the whole thing was 2 stories tall. It might be the coolest thing I have made. The noodles are loom knit with crochet ends. Meatballs are crochet with much use of popcorn stitch.
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The new #iPhone #Xs is BEERPROOF. 🍺 📱
Now, you don't have to worry if you drop the phone in you beer on Friday night when you're drunk and your wife calls you. A huge feature for us #Pastafarians.
#AppleEvent #FSM #FlyingSpaghettiMonster