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#oddweddinginvitationsThe Bride and Groom invite you to their wedding at the Downtown Hyatt Convenient Center to be witness to their marriage and to hear about the amazing generational wealth building opportunity they can offer exclusive to you.
This five hour wedding/seminar will change your life. Why climb someone else's ladder when you can own one!
BECOME THE BRIDE AND GROOM'S DOWNLINE AND SEE YOUR INVESTMENT GROW!
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You are cordially invited to our "shotgun" wedding. The theme will be murder mystery, so bring your own weapon or one may be randomly given to you at the venue.
P.S. The groom has decided not to sign the prenup so please be careful around him.
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To attend the ceremony, all guest will need to cross the desert 🏜️ on a horse 🐎 with no name.
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“Sit on the third park bench from the North near the river at 12pm sharp. Come alone. No cops. Or else.”
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Window-washing Bot 345-K-7 and Autonomous Paper Shredder Alpha Seven invite you to the merging of their code repositories.
Please access the ceremony at timestamp 2636413193 with the following terminal command:
telnet windowandpaperloveforever.net 6969
The reception will be held in the #woot channel of the botsonly irc network.
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Larry, his brother Darryl and his other brother Darryl cordially invite you to attend the joyous event of a triple wedding to Laura, her sister Debbie and her other sister Debbie at the Stratford Inn on the 21st of May, 1990.
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…since all three brides are time travellers from different eras, the reception will be held simultaneously in the Pantheon in pre-Imperial Rome, the TGI Friday's around Proxima Centauri (the big one near the wormhole, not the little one under the ice caps), and the main hunting grounds in Pangea.
In all three venues, the entree will be chicken or veggie lasagna.
Please bring your own toga, oxygen pills, or stone-tipped spear as appropriate.
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Sometimes truth’s stranger than fiction. I wish I’d seen the invite to this one…
https://news.sky.com/story/mexico-mayor-marries-alligator-like-reptile-who-he-calls-princess-girl-12913277 -
We’re delighted to invite everyone to the wedding of Harriet and Harry on Saturday, August 5th, 2023. The ceremony will take place on Studland Nudist Beach at 11:30am, followed by a reception at The Paradise Swingers Club.
Live streaming of the wedding night begins at 10pm, and is available to view by subscription.
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When the invitation reads, "Destination Wedding"
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...The theme is "I Am Legend", our favorite, so please come as your favorite character from that movie.
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"You are invited to celebrate our marriage at Four Seasons Total Landscaping in Philadelphia, PA. Wedding favors provided by Fantasy Island Adult Bookstore next door!"
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"We were gonna elope, but we figured we could use the gift money."
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“We’d like to invite everyone to the wedding of our daughter Stephanie, and her fiancé Paul. They’re trainee TV installation engineers, so please don’t be disappointed if the reception is terrible.” #OddWeddingInvitations #HashTagGames
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Parents request your presence (spelled presents)...
Best wedding invitation scene ever:
😂
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Everyone must speak like Gilbert Gottfried at all times.
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Wedding
Basement carpark
Midnight
Come alone if you value his life.
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In your RSVP please check which dipping sauce you want your your McNuggets. -
Rowan Atkinson will be officiating, and we very much hope there will be no need for a funeral.
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Please be reminded that if you can't be pleasant around people who do not think just like you, or look and act just like you, you are welcome to stay home.
