#nottheonion — Public Fediverse posts
Live and recent posts from across the Fediverse tagged #nottheonion, aggregated by home.social.
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#Lesbians Like Me Joined Forces with Conservatives. Now They’re Turning on Us. — Queer Majority #KeinPostillion #NotTheOnion https://www.queermajority.com/essays-all/lesbians-like-me-joined-forces-with-conservatives
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This ‘anti-Grammarly’ AI tool adds typos to your emails on purpose
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Man Opposing #DataCenter Arrested for Speaking Slightly Too Long
https://www.404media.co/man-opposing-data-center-arrested-for-speaking-slightly-too-long/
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The Tel Aviv Municipality decided this week to remove products with an illustration of a watermelon from the shelves of a local cafe.
https://archive.is/EtC7V
#NotTheOnion #watermelon -
#NotTheOnion, but #BBCWorldService : "President Trump has written to the Norwegian prime minister, Jonas Gahr Støre, saying that as he was not awarded the Nobel Peace Prize he no longer feels obliged "to think purely of peace"
https://mastodon.top/@[email protected]st/115921108106715043
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“People Do Evil Things”: Pacific Palisades Fire Suspect Arrested By Feds
“People Do Evil Things”: Pacific Palisades Fire Suspect... #palisades #wildfire #california #us #arson #nottheonion #wildfires #californiawildfires #brushfire #floridaman -
Tesla Autopilot drives into Wile E Coyote fake road wall in camera vs lidar test
https://blog.lidarnews.com/tesla-autopilot-vs-lidar-vehicle/
#tesla #autopilot #selfdrivingcar #selfdrivingcars #supercruise #selfdrivinghell #selfdriving #lidar #NotTheBee #NotTheOnion -
H.R.1161 - Red, White, and Blueland Act of 2025
”To authorize the President to enter into negotiations to acquire Greenland and to rename Greenland ‘Red, White, and Blueland’.”
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https://www.congress.gov/bill/119th-congress/house-bill/1161/text
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In case they change the headline:
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I thought this was an Onion headline at first 😂
https://www.themirror.com/news/us-news/breaking-openais-chatgpt-not-working-520957
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Not from the Onion : Iranian news sources have admitted that an oil platform was stolen by unknown thieves!
The platform belongs to a semi private construction company and they have no idea how the thieves stole the unit without being seen or caught.This is not the first time such unbelievable items get stolen in Iran, but it's definitely the largest and most odd item ever.
#Iran #Thieves #WTAF #NotTheOnion #OilPlatform
خبرگزاری فارس سرقت دکل نفتی را تایید کرد
خبرگزاری فارس با انتشار گزارشی روز سهشنبه ۱۱مهر سرقت یک دکل نفتی در خوزستان را تائید کرد.
روز دوشنبه خبری مبنی بر به سرقت رفتن یک دکل نفتی در هفتاد کیلومتری جاده اهواز به هفتکل در استان خوزستان در شبکههای اجتماعی منتشر شد.
به گفته شاهدان عینی تریلیهایی که قطعات این دکل را جابجا کردهاند دارای پلاک تهران بوده و از این استان خارج شدهاند.
در گزارش فارس به نقل از یک منبع آگاه نوشته شده : «این دکل متعلق به یکی از شرکتهای خصوصی بابک زنجانی است.»
این منبع آگاه همچنین به فارس گفته "شرکت خصوصی بابک زنجانی در نقاط مختلف کشور دکل دارد که غیر فعال هستند."
پیشتر "گمشدن" دکل نفتی ۸۷ میلیون دلاری در دوران ریاست جمهوری محمود احمدینژاد نیز خبرساز شده بود.
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Not feo' thé Onion : thé Ukraine police stopped a #motorcycle because it's engine has the same noise as the ones used in #Shahed-136/#Geran-2
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Not from the Onion: The Mayor of Miami declared August 12 as "Juan Guaidó Day".
"We declare August 12, 2023 as the day of President Juan Guaidó in the city of Miami Beach." Dan Gelber - Mayor of Miami.This shit is getting more ridiculous every day.
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Go home Wyoming - you’re drunk.
A state senator there wants to phase out #ElectricVehicles #EVs by 2035 to protect the coal and gas industries. 😂
https://www.newsweek.com/republicans-want-phase-out-electric-cars-protect-fossil-fuels-1773757
