#nakedman — Public Fediverse posts

Baywatch taught us that every beach run looks better in slow motion.

I’m simply testing the theory. 😂🌊

Results so far: dramatically unnecessary, but extremely entertaining. 😁😁

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I moved into a new apartment this weekend. Same city, completely different little world.

Moving always feels strange, but I love that first phase of making a place yours, learning a new neighbourhood, finding new routines.

New home, new chapter, same wardrobe. 🏡😁

#naturism #naturist #fkk #nakedman

Is buying new sunglasses after summer a good idea? Probably not. 😅

But the weather is still ridiculously nice, so I’m choosing to see it as an investment in extending the season a little longer.

If the sun keeps showing up, so will I. 😎☀️

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I THINK I'VE HIT ROCK BOTTOM AND HAVE TO FINALLY DO LAUNDRY NOW😜🧺
LOL

Apparently this Sunday’s adventure is naked crayfish fishing. 🦞

Nature, water, friends, a bit of patience… basically the opposite of a stressful weekend.

I’m into it already. I just hope I don’t get pinched anywhere too sensitive. 😂🌿

#naturism #nakedman #fkk #fishing #nakedsunday #nudist

The worst part of leaving a naturist campsite?

Not the drive home. Not unpacking.

It’s spending a week naked from morning to night, then suddenly being expected to put clothes on again like that’s a completely reasonable idea. 😅

#naturist #naturism #fkk #nakedman #naturistcampside

https://www.fromoldbooks.org/Meredith-Lucile/pages/215-wheel-of-ixion/

In Greek mythology, King Ixion was spared punishment by Zeus, but took advantage by trying to seduce his wife Hera, and was punished by being tied to a burning rotating wheel in the underworld for eternity.

The picture here is scanned from the 1882 book Lucile, by Edward Robert Lytton Bulwer-Lytton, in which it’s referenced as a reminder, a caution against illicit love.

#vintageArt #GreekMyth #ancientGreece #nakedMan #torture #wheel #snakes #fobo #GIMP #xsane

This weekend, let’s share a little love. ❤️

For the people close to us, for ourselves, for our bodies (even the parts we struggle with) and for the nature around us.

A little more kindness never hurts. 🌿

#fkk #naturist #naturism #nudist #nudism #nakedman #normalizenudity

I like the idea of balance in naturism.

Being comfortable without overthinking it.
Feeling free without needing to make a big statement about it.

Just enough awareness to enjoy your body… and then forget about it. 😇

#naturism #naturist #fkk #nudist #nudism #nakedman #normalizenudity

Google Photos randomly reminded me today of my naked hike in the French Pyrenees last month.

And damn… those landscapes were incredible. Mountains, silence, endless views, and hours of walking with nothing between me and the place.

I’m definitely going back next summer. ⛰️🌿

#naturism #nakedhike #naturist #nakedman

Baths are dangerous because you get in thinking “twenty minutes should be enough” and somehow end up renegotiating every responsibility you had for the rest of the day.

I’m currently losing that negotiation. 😇

#naturist #naturism #nudist #nudism #nakedman #normalizenudity #menintub #showerman #fkk

I absolutely love Miyazaki’s universe. ☺️

Those of you who follow me on Instagram know that this week I went to see My Neighbour Totoro at the Gillian Lynne Theatre in London.

It was such an amazing show!!! I loved every minute of it.

I brought this little Totoro home with me as a souvenir. 🥹

#fkk #naturist #naturism #nakedman #geek #totoro

First thing in the morning: water. 🚰

Before coffee, before plans, before my brain has fully worked out what day it is. 😅

Just standing there naked, half awake, giving my body something useful before asking anything from it.

Hydrated first. Functional human being later. 😇

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Normal people see a shower screen.

I see an irresistible opportunity to squash myself against the glass like a naked idiot. 🤣

Anyway, happy Monday everyone.
Stay ridiculous. 🤪

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If I were a superhero, this would be my costume: completely naked, with a cape made of shadows.

My mission? Defending naturists’ right to simply exist as themselves.

Only one thing missing: a superhero name.

What should I be called? 🦸‍♂️

#naturist #naturism #nudist #nakedman #superhero #nudeman

I love it when my lunch gives me fashion advice. 😁

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#naked #nakedman #malenaturist

I love these little moments by the ocean.

Before or after swimming with friends, I always take a few minutes to walk alone along the beach, completely naked.

It clears my head, wakes up my body, and somehow resets everything. 🌊

#naturism #naturist #fkk #nakedbeach #nudism #nudist #nakedman

This morning, standing naked in the bathroom, I had a funny thought:

For most non-naturists, the bathroom is probably the one place where being naked feels completely normal.

One place! 😱

Meanwhile, I’m trying to apply that logic pretty much everywhere, indoors and out. 😂

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I love that naturism doesn’t always need a beach or a holiday. 😇

Sometimes it’s just a sunny terrace, a quiet Sunday, and home feeling exactly the way you want it to. 🙌

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Protecting your skin before going out in the sun matters.

But so does what you do afterwards.

After a day outside, I like to take a few minutes to moisturize properly and give my skin a bit of care.

Sun protection before. Hydration after.

Simple, but worth remembering. ☀️🧴

#naturism #nudism #naturisme #malenaturist #nakedman #malenude #naturistman #malenudist

After several days of hiking, nothing feels quite as good as coming back to family.

One last stop before heading home: the house I grew up in, spending a little time with my parents.

Different kind of scenery, but probably the best way to end the trip. ❤️

#naturism #naturist #nudist #fkk #nakedman

Naked hiking day 4 ⛰️

Reaching another mountaintop today and realizing it’s not only about the view ahead.

Sometimes it’s about turning around, looking at the path behind you, and letting yourself feel proud of how far you’ve come.

That moment matters too. 🌿

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I have to admit something: I’m a giant kid. 😁

If there’s something to climb, spin on or play with, I’m going to try it.

Growing older is unavoidable.
Becoming boring is optional. 😉

#naturist #naturism #nudist #nudism #malenaturist #nudistman #uncut #nakedman

Starting Monday with a few naked stretches by the lake.

Fresh air, cold water nearby, and no clothes pretending to restrict my flexibility.

My mind is ready for the week...my hamstrings are still negotiating 😅

#naturism #malenaturist #nudism #nudist #nakedman #normalizenudity #nudistman

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Nobody told me that my African safari would turn into a hostage situation and a gangbang. My asshole is leaking cum and they look ready for another round

Let's play a game! 🚗

Can you guess where I'm going?

Hint:

My outfit is perfectly appropriate for the destination. 😄

The answer is in the comments! 🌿

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