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  1. Passions: helping young women get started in the legal world and being a father figure to young women worldwide.
    Goals: open an all-in-one business specializing in landscaping, legal services, and premium men’s hair dye.
    Loves: the nightlife, particularly because the sun makes my skin burn and smoke.
    Hates: garlic, splinters
    Religion: none, I avoid setting foot on holy ground.
    Invite me in, let’s see what happens!

    #HashTagGames #RudyColludy #TrumpCrimeFamilyArrestWeek #MugShotsAsDatingProfiles

  2. Strengths: I try to smile and look on the positive side of life

    Favorite meal: rabbit stew (homemade is best!)

    Hobbies: collecting voices under the sea

    Pet peeve: when I’m acting as winter caretaker for a large hotel and someone keeps interrupting my novel-writing efforts

    Something to know about me: I’m really a very low maintenance gal. I swear. Really. How dare you. Come back here!!

    #HashTagGames #TrumpCrimeFamilyArrestWeek #MugShotsAsDatingProfiles

  3. Strengths: I try to smile and look on the positive side of life

    Favorite meal: rabbit stew (homemade is best!)

    Hobbies: collecting voices under the sea

    Pet peeve: when I’m acting as winter caretaker for a large hotel and someone keeps interrupting my novel-writing efforts

    Something to know about me: I’m really a very low maintenance gal. I swear. Really. How dare you. Come back here!!

    #HashTagGames #TrumpCrimeFamilyArrestWeek #MugShotsAsDatingProfiles

  4. Strengths: I try to smile and look on the positive side of life

    Favorite meal: rabbit stew (homemade is best!)

    Hobbies: collecting voices under the sea

    Pet peeve: when I’m acting as winter caretaker for a large hotel and someone keeps interrupting my novel-writing efforts

    Something to know about me: I’m really a very low maintenance gal. I swear. Really. How dare you. Come back here!!

    #HashTagGames #TrumpCrimeFamilyArrestWeek #MugShotsAsDatingProfiles

  5. Strengths: I try to smile and look on the positive side of life

    Favorite meal: rabbit stew (homemade is best!)

    Hobbies: collecting voices under the sea

    Pet peeve: when I’m acting as winter caretaker for a large hotel and someone keeps interrupting my novel-writing efforts

    Something to know about me: I’m really a very low maintenance gal. I swear. Really. How dare you. Come back here!!

    #HashTagGames #TrumpCrimeFamilyArrestWeek #MugShotsAsDatingProfiles

  6. Strengths: I try to smile and look on the positive side of life

    Favorite meal: rabbit stew (homemade is best!)

    Hobbies: collecting voices under the sea

    Pet peeve: when I’m acting as winter caretaker for a large hotel and someone keeps interrupting my novel-writing efforts

    Something to know about me: I’m really a very low maintenance gal. I swear. Really. How dare you. Come back here!!

    #HashTagGames #TrumpCrimeFamilyArrestWeek #MugShotsAsDatingProfiles

  7. BIO:
    Former mayor of major US city, former prosecutor, sanctioned attorney, part-time Four Seasons event coordinator, known for Borat movies, self-taught family genetics expert.

    Hobbies:
    Shoe polish removal from skin and clothing.

    Awards and Honors:
    Voted most likely to fart in a crowd & awarded "Freakiest Faces on Cable News" by JD Waterhouse.

    #MugShotsAsDatingProfiles
    #TrumpCrimeFamilyArrestWeek
    #HashtagGames

  8. BIO:
    Former mayor of major US city, former prosecutor, sanctioned attorney, part-time Four Seasons event coordinator, known for Borat movies, self-taught family genetics expert.

    Hobbies:
    Shoe polish removal from skin and clothing.

    Awards and Honors:
    Voted most likely to fart in a crowd & awarded "Freakiest Faces on Cable News" by JD Waterhouse.

    #MugShotsAsDatingProfiles
    #TrumpCrimeFamilyArrestWeek
    #HashtagGames

  9. BIO:
    Former mayor of major US city, former prosecutor, sanctioned attorney, part-time Four Seasons event coordinator, known for Borat movies, self-taught family genetics expert.

    Hobbies:
    Shoe polish removal from skin and clothing.

    Awards and Honors:
    Voted most likely to fart in a crowd & awarded "Freakiest Faces on Cable News" by JD Waterhouse.

    #MugShotsAsDatingProfiles
    #TrumpCrimeFamilyArrestWeek
    #HashtagGames

  10. BIO:
    Former mayor of major US city, former prosecutor, sanctioned attorney, part-time Four Seasons event coordinator, known for Borat movies, self-taught family genetics expert.

    Hobbies:
    Shoe polish removal from skin and clothing.

    Awards and Honors:
    Voted most likely to fart in a crowd & awarded "Freakiest Faces on Cable News" by JD Waterhouse.

    #MugShotsAsDatingProfiles
    #TrumpCrimeFamilyArrestWeek
    #HashtagGames

  11. BIO:
    Former mayor of major US city, former prosecutor, sanctioned attorney, part-time Four Seasons event coordinator, known for Borat movies, self-taught family genetics expert.

    Hobbies:
    Shoe polish removal from skin and clothing.

    Awards and Honors:
    Voted most likely to fart in a crowd & awarded "Freakiest Faces on Cable News" by JD Waterhouse.

    #MugShotsAsDatingProfiles
    #TrumpCrimeFamilyArrestWeek
    #HashtagGames

  12. Passions: helping young women get started in the legal world and being a father figure to young women worldwide.
    Goals: open an all-in-one business specializing in landscaping, legal services, and premium men’s hair dye.
    Loves: the nightlife, particularly because the sun makes my skin burn and smoke.
    Hates: garlic, splinters
    Religion: none, I avoid setting foot on holy ground.
    Invite me in, let’s see what happens!

    #HashTagGames #RudyColludy #TrumpCrimeFamilyArrestWeek #MugShotsAsDatingProfiles

  13. Passions: helping young women get started in the legal world and being a father figure to young women worldwide.
    Goals: open an all-in-one business specializing in landscaping, legal services, and premium men’s hair dye.
    Loves: the nightlife, particularly because the sun makes my skin burn and smoke.
    Hates: garlic, splinters
    Religion: none, I avoid setting foot on holy ground.
    Invite me in, let’s see what happens!

    #HashTagGames #RudyColludy #TrumpCrimeFamilyArrestWeek #MugShotsAsDatingProfiles

  14. Passions: helping young women get started in the legal world and being a father figure to young women worldwide.
    Goals: open an all-in-one business specializing in landscaping, legal services, and premium men’s hair dye.
    Loves: the nightlife, particularly because the sun makes my skin burn and smoke.
    Hates: garlic, splinters
    Religion: none, I avoid setting foot on holy ground.
    Invite me in, let’s see what happens!

    #HashTagGames #RudyColludy #TrumpCrimeFamilyArrestWeek #MugShotsAsDatingProfiles

  15. Passions: helping young women get started in the legal world and being a father figure to young women worldwide.
    Goals: open an all-in-one business specializing in landscaping, legal services, and premium men’s hair dye.
    Loves: the nightlife, particularly because the sun makes my skin burn and smoke.
    Hates: garlic, splinters
    Religion: none, I avoid setting foot on holy ground.
    Invite me in, let’s see what happens!

    #HashTagGames #RudyColludy #TrumpCrimeFamilyArrestWeek #MugShotsAsDatingProfiles

  16. Not looking for the kind of girl you meet at certain dismal, dull affairs, centre of the crowd, talking much too loud running up + down the stairs - I can’t get no satisfaction, however, unless you meet me at the Chelsea drugstore as I get my prescription filled - I’ll introduce you to Mr.Jimmy - he looks pretty ill, but then I’m no oil painting myself

    Maybe I better stop talking now
    #HashtagGames#TrumpCrimeFamilyArrestWeek
    #ItsAllOverNowTrump
    #TrumpSlump#MugShotsAsDatingProfiles

  17. Not looking for the kind of girl you meet at certain dismal, dull affairs, centre of the crowd, talking much too loud running up and down the stairs - I can’t get no satisfaction, however, unless you’re able to meet me at the Chelsea drugstore as I get my prescription filled - I’ll introduce you to Mr.Jimmy - he looks pretty ill, but then I’m no oil painting myself

    Maybe I better stop talking now
    #HashtagGames#TrumpCrimeFamilyArrestWeek#MugShotsAsDatingProfiles

  18. Not looking for the kind of girl you meet at certain dismal, dull affairs, centre of the crowd, talking much too loud running up + down the stairs - I can’t get no satisfaction, however, unless you meet me at the Chelsea drugstore as I get my prescription filled - I’ll introduce you to Mr.Jimmy - he looks pretty ill, but then I’m no oil painting myself

    Maybe I better stop talking now
    #HashtagGames#TrumpCrimeFamilyArrestWeek
    #ItsAllOverNowTrump
    #TrumpSlump#MugShotsAsDatingProfiles

  19. Not looking for the kind of girl you meet at certain dismal, dull affairs, centre of the crowd, talking much too loud running up + down the stairs - I can’t get no satisfaction, however, unless you meet me at the Chelsea drugstore as I get my prescription filled - I’ll introduce you to Mr.Jimmy - he looks pretty ill, but then I’m no oil painting myself

    Maybe I better stop talking now
    #HashtagGames#TrumpCrimeFamilyArrestWeek
    #ItsAllOverNowTrump
    #TrumpSlump#MugShotsAsDatingProfiles

  20. Age: Not a day of over 38!

    Gender: That's a nasty question. How dare you ask that.

    Location: Florida or maybe the South of France. I dunno.

    Body: Athletic, very virile. And tall.

    Relationship status: It's complicated

    Bio:
    People always come me, big guys and their crying. Can you believe it? These guys their like army guys and they have tears coming out all over the place. And say, "Sir, sir! You are the most handsome man who ever lived! How can I be like you?" Can you believe it? I mean I'm pretty great. Good genes. The best! Did you know I don't need to exercise? That stuff will kill you because the body has a small amount of energy that gets used up if do it. No exercise, though if you want to do it that would okay with me.

    #MugshotsAsDatingProfiles
    #TrumpCrimeFamilyArrestWeek
    #HashtagGames

  21. Age: Not a day of over 38!

    Gender: That's a nasty question. How dare you ask that.

    Location: Florida or maybe the South of France. I dunno.

    Body: Athletic, very virile. And tall.

    Relationship status: It's complicated

    Bio:
    People always come me, big guys and their crying. Can you believe it? These guys their like army guys and they have tears coming out all over the place. And say, "Sir, sir! You are the most handsome man who ever lived! How can I be like you?" Can you believe it? I mean I'm pretty great. Good genes. The best! Did you know I don't need to exercise? That stuff will kill you because the body has a small amount of energy that gets used up if do it. No exercise, though if you want to do it that would okay with me.

    #MugshotsAsDatingProfiles
    #TrumpCrimeFamilyArrestWeek
    #HashtagGames

  22. Age: Not a day of over 38!

    Gender: That's a nasty question. How dare you ask that.

    Location: Florida or maybe the South of France. I dunno.

    Body: Athletic, very virile. And tall.

    Relationship status: It's complicated

    Bio:
    People always come me, big guys and their crying. Can you believe it? These guys their like army guys and they have tears coming out all over the place. And say, "Sir, sir! You are the most handsome man who ever lived! How can I be like you?" Can you believe it? I mean I'm pretty great. Good genes. The best! Did you know I don't need to exercise? That stuff will kill you because the body has a small amount of energy that gets used up if do it. No exercise, though if you want to do it that would okay with me.

    #MugshotsAsDatingProfiles
    #TrumpCrimeFamilyArrestWeek
    #HashtagGames

  23. Age: Not a day of over 38!

    Gender: That's a nasty question. How dare you ask that.

    Location: Florida or maybe the South of France. I dunno.

    Body: Athletic, very virile. And tall.

    Relationship status: It's complicated

    Bio:
    People always come me, big guys and their crying. Can you believe it? These guys their like army guys and they have tears coming out all over the place. And say, "Sir, sir! You are the most handsome man who ever lived! How can I be like you?" Can you believe it? I mean I'm pretty great. Good genes. The best! Did you know I don't need to exercise? That stuff will kill you because the body has a small amount of energy that gets used up if do it. No exercise, though if you want to do it that would okay with me.

    #MugshotsAsDatingProfiles
    #TrumpCrimeFamilyArrestWeek
    #HashtagGames

  24. Age: Not a day of over 38!

    Gender: That's a nasty question. How dare you ask that.

    Location: Florida or maybe the South of France. I dunno.

    Body: Athletic, very virile. And tall.

    Relationship status: It's complicated

    Bio:
    People always come me, big guys and their crying. Can you believe it? These guys their like army guys and they have tears coming out all over the place. And say, "Sir, sir! You are the most handsome man who ever lived! How can I be like you?" Can you believe it? I mean I'm pretty great. Good genes. The best! Did you know I don't need to exercise? That stuff will kill you because the body has a small amount of energy that gets used up if do it. No exercise, though if you want to do it that would okay with me.

    #MugshotsAsDatingProfiles
    #TrumpCrimeFamilyArrestWeek
    #HashtagGames

  25. Age: 38

    Gender: Is this a trick?

    Location: Colorado

    Relationship status: Ready to mingle!

    Bio:
    I'm just an American girl with a zest for life and a love for my country! I don't have time for depression. When the blues try to get me down, I say "Not today, Satan!" I'm really easy going. My friends even say I change my mind about things really often!

    I'm looking for a God-loving, conservative, patriot man who has a lot of assets. Someone who can support me in my time of need. I love being showered with gifts, and I won't complain if you fart in front me!

    #MugshotsAsDatingProfiles
    #TrumpCrimeFamilyArrestWeek
    #HashtagGames

  26. Age: 38

    Gender: Is this a trick?

    Location: Colorado

    Relationship status: Ready to mingle!

    Bio:
    I'm just an American girl with a zest for life and a love for my country! I don't have time for depression. When the blues try to get me down, I say "Not today, Satan!" I'm really easy going. My friends even say I change my mind about things really often!

    I'm looking for a God-loving, conservative, patriot man who has a lot of assets. Someone who can support me in my time of need. I love being showered with gifts, and I won't complain if you fart in front me!

    #MugshotsAsDatingProfiles
    #TrumpCrimeFamilyArrestWeek
    #HashtagGames

  27. Age: 38

    Gender: Is this a trick?

    Location: Colorado

    Relationship status: Ready to mingle!

    Bio:
    I'm just an American girl with a zest for life and a love for my country! I don't have time for depression. When the blues try to get me down, I say "Not today, Satan!" I'm really easy going. My friends even say I change my mind about things really often!

    I'm looking for a God-loving, conservative, patriot man who has a lot of assets. Someone who can support me in my time of need. I love being showered with gifts, and I won't complain if you fart in front me!

    #MugshotsAsDatingProfiles
    #TrumpCrimeFamilyArrestWeek
    #HashtagGames

  28. Age: 38

    Gender: Is this a trick?

    Location: Colorado

    Relationship status: Ready to mingle!

    Bio:
    I'm just an American girl with a zest for life and a love for my country! I don't have time for depression. When the blues try to get me down, I say "Not today, Satan!" I'm really easy going. My friends even say I change my mind about things really often!

    I'm looking for a God-loving, conservative, patriot man who has a lot of assets. Someone who can support me in my time of need. I love being showered with gifts, and I won't complain if you fart in front me!

    #MugshotsAsDatingProfiles
    #TrumpCrimeFamilyArrestWeek
    #HashtagGames

  29. Age: 38

    Gender: Is this a trick?

    Location: Colorado

    Relationship status: Ready to mingle!

    Bio:
    I'm just an American girl with a zest for life and a love for my country! I don't have time for depression. When the blues try to get me down, I say "Not today, Satan!" I'm really easy going. My friends even say I change my mind about things really often!

    I'm looking for a God-loving, conservative, patriot man who has a lot of assets. Someone who can support me in my time of need. I love being showered with gifts, and I won't complain if you fart in front me!

    #MugshotsAsDatingProfiles
    #TrumpCrimeFamilyArrestWeek
    #HashtagGames