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CW: slightly naughty joke 🙄
Lunch with Fran today.
Fran is one of Fren’s old primary school frens.
I like Fran’s values, and enjoy her company.ME: Do you mind being called “Fran”, or do you prefer “Frances”?
Fran: Fran or Frances… my sister calls me FrannyFren: D’you hear about the bloke that went on a blind date with a girl named Franny?
Fran/Me: No…
Fren: This bloke went on a blind date with a girl named Franny. He really liked her, and asked if he could see her again, and she said yes… but all week he was worried he wouldn’t remember her name properly, and kept telling himself
“It’s Fanny with an R… her name is Fanny with an R… “Next saturday night he turns up at her place, and she opens the door and he says “G’day Crunt…”
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CW: slightly naughty joke 🙄
Lunch with Fran today.
Fran is one of Fren’s old primary school frens.
I like Fran’s values, and enjoy her company.ME: Do you mind being called “Fran”, or do you prefer “Frances”?
Fran: Fran or Frances… my sister calls me FrannyFren: D’you hear about the bloke that went on a blind date with a girl named Franny?
Fran/Me: No…
Fren: This bloke went on a blind date with a girl named Franny. He really liked her, and asked if he could see her again, and she said yes… but all week he was worried he wouldn’t remember her name properly, and kept telling himself
“It’s Fanny with an R… her name is Fanny with an R… “Next saturday night he turns up at her place, and she opens the door and he says “G’day Crunt…”