#mitchmcconnellcorpse — Public Fediverse posts
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#ISpokeWithMitchMcConnellToday and he assured me that he's not dead yet, he's not, he's getting better, he doesn't want to go on the cart, he feels fine, he thinks he'll go for a walk, he feels happy, he feels happy...
#Mitch #MitchMcConnell #BrainDead #MitchMcconnellCorpse
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#ISpokeWithMitchMcConnellToday and he assured me that he's not dead yet, he's not, he's getting better, he doesn't want to go on the cart, he feels fine, he thinks he'll go for a walk, he feels happy, he feels happy...
#Mitch #MitchMcConnell #BrainDead #MitchMcconnellCorpse
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#ISpokeWithMitchMcConnellToday and I am excited to share that his corpse has officially been granted a featured role in the new reality TV show "The Walking Dead: Congress Edition" co-starring Jordan Klepper. They travel around the country, filming McConnell with his death stare as Jordan uses poorly disguised ventriloquism to pretend McConnell is "interviewing" prominent figures and celebrities.
#mitchMcConnell #DingDongTheMitchIsDead #McConnell #MitchMcConnellCorpse
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#ISpokeWithMitchMcConnellToday and I am excited to share that his corpse has officially been granted a featured role in the new reality TV show "The Walking Dead: Congress Edition" co-starring Jordan Klepper. They travel around the country, filming McConnell with his death stare as Jordan uses poorly disguised ventriloquism to pretend McConnell is "interviewing" prominent figures and celebrities.
#mitchMcConnell #DingDongTheMitchIsDead #McConnell #MitchMcConnellCorpse