#middleearthproblems — Public Fediverse posts

You want to evade your job to destroy the #OneRing and defeat Sauron by going on vacation in Lorien for a week but when you come back, a whole moon has passed.

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The winner of the #MiddleEarthProblems game of #HashItOut is @swisslet - https://mas.to/@swisslet/110779401121387187

Look, I am a simple man. I enjoy a Tom Bombadil reference. Good work. Your toot has been linked in the #HashItOut game archive - https://www.hpkomics.com/hash-it-out-archive/

Thanks for playing, everyone!

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Hey gang, mild case of heatstroke here.

I am turning in early to get some rest but will have the Friday #HashItOut game up in the morning. I will also pick the winner for the #MiddleEarthProblems game

Thanks for understanding.

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Not enough cabbages

Too many damn Balrogs.

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Awww nuts...we broke the tables in the pub dancing on'em! Now we have to split more logs to replace'em. :blobfoxtableflip:

(Also: we're gonna break em next beer n' supper too!!! )

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The Watcher In The Water is actually a Thesaurus Rex.

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h/t: Bored Of The Rings

Tardy Wizards

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Easily hacked one-word passwords that can't keep anyone out.

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Lembas bread, morning, noon and night.

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No upper limit to the draft age

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You're on a long quest. You have that natural elvin glow. But your companions are a wizard, 2 men, 4 hobbits, and a dwarf. All who really, really, need a bath.

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Being sure that your Corsairs of Umbar can defeat Gondor. Instead you get over run and wiped out by a bunch of specters.

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Deserting from Sauron's Orc army, making your way to the Misty Mountians, only to get press ganged into Saruman's Orc army.

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Being tricked by a wizard, turned into stone, and having to sit there for the rest of eternity. And your bladder was full...

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Inheriting your uncle’s estate, only to learn that he left you a piece of cursed jewelry

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When your Strider march lead doesn’t know about your second breakfast and elevenses needs 🍎

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Less than 24 hours remain of the #MiddleEarthProblems game of #HashItOut. Deliver your #Tolkien toots and boost your favorites because we pick a winner tonight.

As always, include the hashtags #MiddleEarthProblems and #HashItOut to play.

Don't want to see the game on your timeline? Mute the hashtags. Otherwise, I hope you'll join us, my precious.

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You are a dwarf and the elves of Lorien just insulted your honor by suggesting, you'd be the only member of your fellowship to be blindfolded, despite knowing, they walk on thin ice by doing so, since the father of the elf that is part of your travel group started feud between your people and his decades ago and they should be glad, you both made it there alive, but now this very elf is complaining, he doesn't want to be blindfolded

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When you are the ring-bearer himself and the kinsfolk of Elrond, who has sent you on this very mission, makes you first sleep high up in the trees and then float down the river in a boat, even though, being all-wise, they should know full well, you like neither

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