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  1. SLCW💥 @[email protected] ·

    Commander #MikeJohnson is so proud that his 17-year-old son never #masturbates! He knows because he installed incredibly #creepy #Christian monitoring #software on all his family's devices, and gets a notification if his boy is spanking the holy ghost. What a totally normal arrangement this family has! So #wholesome! So #Biblical!

    #Christofascists #ChristianNationalism #religionOfHate #ChristianIdiocy #UnderHisEye

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    #mikejohnson #masturbates #creepy #christian #software #wholesome
  2. MacropodCarer: Verified 🌈🦘🦣 @[email protected] ·

    @cspam I'm sorry. A thousand apologies. I keep wondering if #elonMusk needs to use a magnifying glass when he #masturbates. the fucking wanker.

    #elonmusk #masturbates