#lowstandards — Public Fediverse posts

@mwt I cook rice one day, beans the next. I am fine with reheated leftovers as 50% of the meal. #lowstandards

@mwt I cook rice one day, beans the next. I am fine with reheated leftovers as 50% of the meal. #lowstandards

@mwt I cook rice one day, beans the next. I am fine with reheated leftovers as 50% of the meal. #lowstandards

@mwt I cook rice one day, beans the next. I am fine with reheated leftovers as 50% of the meal. #lowstandards

@mwt I cook rice one day, beans the next. I am fine with reheated leftovers as 50% of the meal. #lowstandards

ON THE BIZARRE CURE OF BOOSTING SELF-ESTEEM

The Government of the Slovak Republic, as the main culprit for the entire situation, has decided to address the declining standard of living for the vast majority of the population in Slovakia in its own characteristic way (i.e., making it worse).

#BizarreCure #Elections2026 #LowStandards #PoliticalSatire #SelfEsteemBoost #Slovakia #SlovakPolitics #TwentySixthToot #WhiteWind #WhtWnd

https://whtwnd.com/karolkarlik.bsky.social/3m4pkwmlygx23

ON THE BIZARRE CURE OF BOOSTING SELF-ESTEEM

The Government of the Slovak Republic, as the main culprit for the entire situation, has decided to address the declining standard of living for the vast majority of the population in Slovakia in its own characteristic way (i.e., making it worse).

#BizarreCure #Elections2026 #LowStandards #PoliticalSatire #SelfEsteemBoost #Slovakia #SlovakPolitics #TwentySixthToot #WhiteWind #WhtWnd

https://whtwnd.com/karolkarlik.bsky.social/3m4pkwmlygx23

Disappoint Me Once, Shame on...Well, Just Keep Disappointing Me.
Are you tired of being let down by life's little failures? Well, buck up buttercup, because this hilarious take on managing expectations is going to have you crying tears of laughter...or just regular tears from the soul-crushing ennui.

https://open.substack.com/pub/funnybuttrue/p/disappoint-me-once-shame-onwell-just?r=2kjx3z&utm_campaign=post&utm_medium=web&showWelcomeOnShare=true

#expectations, #disappointment, #lifehacks, #sadityfunny, #lowstandards, #selfsesteem, #hilarious #realtalk

@jordinn At this point I’m just happy that there’s no apostrophe. #LowStandards

@jordinn At this point I’m just happy that there’s no apostrophe. #LowStandards

@jordinn At this point I’m just happy that there’s no apostrophe. #LowStandards

@jordinn At this point I’m just happy that there’s no apostrophe. #LowStandards

LinkedIn suggested this course for me. Wonder what's in the Beginner's version?

#c #linkedin #lowstandards

LinkedIn suggested this course for me. Wonder what's in the Beginner's version?

#c #linkedin #lowstandards

"I have my standards. They may be low, but I have them." — Bette Midler — — — #BetteMidler #quote #quotes #standards #quip #snarky #lowstandards #humor #humorous #funny #rules #principles