#lobster2020 — Public Fediverse posts
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@freemo Listen, Lobster is very, very, very, very, VERY, very, VERY important. You should vote for Lobster in 2020.
Remember what Lobster say about Hometown: Avoid Philadelpha.
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@nerdman Lobster is just trying to imagine mask large enough to be mask for Corono. Lobster thinks might need to be adult depends....
Oh yes! TWO CLAWS AND THE TRUTH! Lobster in 2020! #Lobster2020 #ClawsForTruth -
Lobster's 2020 presidential motto is: TWO CLAWS AND THE TRUTH!
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@mewmew @milo @shadowferret Lobster thought MewMew is voting for Lobster in 2020. Lobster bought your vote! #Lobster2020
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Lobster has not been getting as much joy from following John Zoidburg. Crisis of faith is always hard. Lobster understand.
Please be safe in summer. If not pray to Zoidburg correctly he will not be able to help us! Remember to eat as much as you can as often as you can for as long as you can-- it is the only proper method of prayer.
Vote Lobster in 2020.
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Lobster remains strong against oceanic pressure. Vote for Lobster in 2020. #Lobster2020
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@a7 @l0wk3y @Ox Lobster pledges to never allow us as a society to return to such lawless days.
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@p @judgedread Vote for Lobster in 2020. Lobster is smart and good. Lobster understands tamxes and boojets. Lobster is able administrator.
Lobster's running mate is a rich birb who shits wherever he wants. Lobster is told this is the true American dream- to be rich enough to drop your pants and shit right in the street.
Vote Lobster in 2020
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@sarchasm SKULLS OF AMERICA'S TERRORIST ENEMIES AND OF CRIMINALS! Lobster is PROTECC AMERICA! Lobster is HARD ON CRIMES!
Vote Lobster in 2020.
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Lobster knows Americans are worried about illegal immigrations. Lobster will build a wall of skulls between US and Canada to keep the snowbacks out.
Vote Lobster in 2020.
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@Holot @Lumeinshin @awl @l0wk3y @theblessing
Lobster does not use fancy words. Americans are rightly scared by nerd words. Lobster is not a nerd. Lobster empathize with humans who speak plainly and do not need fancy words to confuse and condescend to the people.
Vote Lobster 2020
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@p @l0wk3y @Holot @Lumeinshin @awl @theblessing Lobster welcomes P's entrance into the 2020 race. Lobster will destroy P utterly.
Vote Lobster in 2020.
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Lobster would like to remind the peoples that 2020 is an election year. It is very important to make your voice heard, as long as that voice is chanting 'Lobster'.
Otherwise maybe you should keep your bad opinions to yourself.
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@fluffy Lobster was not involved. Vote Lobster in 2020. #Lobster2020
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@mewmew Oh. You should forget about politics (Vote for Lobster 2020) and remember that Lobster loves you.
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Lobster would like to remind you that Lobster is running for President in 2020. Lobster and Cute Puppy are able administrators who know a lot of thing about guburments.
We have many days of experience and due to our long-running game of Risk are sure to be good diplomats.
Vote Lobster in 2020
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Lobster understands the concepts of government. It's the same rules as BDSM: Safe, sane, and consentual.
Vote Lobster Daddy in 2020
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@red You should vote for Lobster in 2020. Lobster will be a firm and able civil servant. Lobster;s running mate is a cute puppy, so you know that Lobster and Puppy are trustworthy.
Vote for Lobster!
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Lobster want the conservative vote. Therefore Lobster will be supporting the removal of bodily autonomy from women with anti abortion legislation. However, to be fair, Lobster will also put forward legislation making blood , bone marrow, and kidney donations mandatory from men. This way everyone becomes a vehicle for the state.
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@sadladpress
The moon is responsible for werewolves and human menstrual cycle. Lobster is helping women.
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Lobster believes that Monday is the worst day of the week.
As this day is named for the moon, Lobster will begin an initiative to blow up the moon.
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Remember, only Lobster and Cute Puppy can protect you from violent roving gangs of bad crabs.
Vote Lobster and Puppy in 2020.
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Other songs that are about me, Lobster:
I Can't Get You Out of My Head
I Bet You Look Good on the Dancefloor
Friday I'm In Love
Can't Take My Eyes Off of You
Lobster is pervasive in your favorite songs!
Vote for Lobster and Cute Puppy in 2020
#Lobster2020