#keepitinyourpants — Public Fediverse posts
Live and recent posts from across the Fediverse tagged #keepitinyourpants, aggregated by home.social.
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Getting tired of all of these crypto bros trying to force everyone to use the blockchain in new and stupid ways. The very idea that we would make it a law that all men in the country need to put their penises on the blockchain isn't just unconstitutional, the very logistics are completely insane! Like bruh, you're saying a dude will have to make a transaction just to whip it out? What happens when someone inevitably injects code to steal all these penises that people have been forced to put on the blockchain under penalty of law?? No more penises because blockchain???
THE TECHBROS DON'T HAVE AN ANSWER, THEY ARE JUST PUSHING YET ANOTHER INSANE IDEA BECAUSE IT HAS BLOCKCHAIN IN IT!!
SAY NO TO BILLIONAIRE TECHBROS!!!
#Blockchain #Cockchain #TechBros #CryptoBros #Penises #KeepItInYourPants #KeepPenisesOffTheBlockchain #StopTheSteal #StopTheMindControlBallotBoxes
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Getting tired of all of these crypto bros trying to force everyone to use the blockchain in new and stupid ways. The very idea that we would make it a law that all men in the country need to put their penises on the blockchain isn't just unconstitutional, the very logistics are completely insane! Like bruh, you're saying a dude will have to make a transaction just to whip it out? What happens when someone inevitably injects code to steal all these penises that people have been forced to put on the blockchain under penalty of law?? No more penises because blockchain???
THE TECHBROS DON'T HAVE AN ANSWER, THEY ARE JUST PUSHING YET ANOTHER INSANE IDEA BECAUSE IT HAS BLOCKCHAIN IN IT!!
SAY NO TO BILLIONAIRE TECHBROS!!!
#Blockchain #Cockchain #TechBros #CryptoBros #Penises #KeepItInYourPants #KeepPenisesOffTheBlockchain #StopTheSteal #StopTheMindControlBallotBoxes
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Getting tired of all of these crypto bros trying to force everyone to use the blockchain in new and stupid ways. The very idea that we would make it a law that all men in the country need to put their penises on the blockchain isn't just unconstitutional, the very logistics are completely insane! Like bruh, you're saying a dude will have to make a transaction just to whip it out? What happens when someone inevitably injects code to steal all these penises that people have been forced to put on the blockchain under penalty of law?? No more penises because blockchain???
THE TECHBROS DON'T HAVE AN ANSWER, THEY ARE JUST PUSHING YET ANOTHER INSANE IDEA BECAUSE IT HAS BLOCKCHAIN IN IT!!
SAY NO TO BILLIONAIRE TECHBROS!!!
#Blockchain #Cockchain #TechBros #CryptoBros #Penises #KeepItInYourPants #KeepPenisesOffTheBlockchain #StopTheSteal #StopTheMindControlBallotBoxes
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Getting tired of all of these crypto bros trying to force everyone to use the blockchain in new and stupid ways. The very idea that we would make it a law that all men in the country need to put their penises on the blockchain isn't just unconstitutional, the very logistics are completely insane! Like bruh, you're saying a dude will have to make a transaction just to whip it out? What happens when someone inevitably injects code to steal all these penises that people have been forced to put on the blockchain under penalty of law?? No more penises because blockchain???
THE TECHBROS DON'T HAVE AN ANSWER, THEY ARE JUST PUSHING YET ANOTHER INSANE IDEA BECAUSE IT HAS BLOCKCHAIN IN IT!!
SAY NO TO BILLIONAIRE TECHBROS!!!
#Blockchain #Cockchain #TechBros #CryptoBros #Penises #KeepItInYourPants #KeepPenisesOffTheBlockchain #StopTheSteal #StopTheMindControlBallotBoxes
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Getting tired of all of these crypto bros trying to force everyone to use the blockchain in new and stupid ways. The very idea that we would make it a law that all men in the country need to put their penises on the blockchain isn't just unconstitutional, the very logistics are completely insane! Like bruh, you're saying a dude will have to make a transaction just to whip it out? What happens when someone inevitably injects code to steal all these penises that people have been forced to put on the blockchain under penalty of law?? No more penises because blockchain???
THE TECHBROS DON'T HAVE AN ANSWER, THEY ARE JUST PUSHING YET ANOTHER INSANE IDEA BECAUSE IT HAS BLOCKCHAIN IN IT!!
SAY NO TO BILLIONAIRE TECHBROS!!!
#Blockchain #Cockchain #TechBros #CryptoBros #Penises #KeepItInYourPants #KeepPenisesOffTheBlockchain #StopTheSteal #StopTheMindControlBallotBoxes
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Many people are unaware that the first recorded "monster slayer" was Marduk The tale repeats itself in many cultures (some over hyped, He Man uses his sword or spear to destroy a monster) Now, while I used to ascribe to the idea that these stories were all just metaphors for patriarchy, I'd also like to suggest they represent humans rejection of magic & the supernatural! #TeamMonster #KeepItInYourPants
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Many people are unaware that the first recorded "monster slayer" was Marduk The tale repeats itself in many cultures (some over hyped, He Man uses his sword or spear to destroy a monster) Now, while I used to ascribe to the idea that these stories were all just metaphors for patriarchy, I'd also like to suggest they represent humans rejection of magic & the supernatural! #TeamMonster #KeepItInYourPants
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Many people are unaware that the first recorded "monster slayer" was Marduk The tale repeats itself in many cultures (some over hyped, He Man uses his sword or spear to destroy a monster) Now, while I used to ascribe to the idea that these stories were all just metaphors for patriarchy, I'd also like to suggest they represent humans rejection of magic & the supernatural! #TeamMonster #KeepItInYourPants