#penises — Public Fediverse posts

The P-Shot, explained: What to know about the ED treatment popular with gay men

https://fed.brid.gy/r/https://www.advocate.com/health/sexual-health/pshot-explainer

The P-Shot, explained: What to know about the ED treatment popular with gay men

https://fed.brid.gy/r/https://www.advocate.com/health/sexual-health/pshot-explainer

RIP all the men who thought they needed to replace their #penises with venomous snakes, just to fit in... :sadcowboy:

#penis #SnakePenis #SnakePenisTrend

#Rockets & #Penises in the
#Persian #Gulf | #GeorgeCarlin | Jammin' In New York (1992) #satire #comedy

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B5xGPU1QWok

A story too juicy not to un-paywall.

https://archive.ph/Ql1lS

#Olympics #Penises #WTF

AFP: Peruvian historical site vandalized with obscene graffiti in viral video. “A vandal defaced Chan Chan, a UNESCO World Heritage Site in northern Peru, with obscene graffiti over the weekend, the Ministry of Culture said Monday. In a video that went viral, a young man wearing a backpack can be seen spray-painting a giant penis on a wall of this fortified complex that is more than 600 years […]

https://rbfirehose.com/2025/05/17/afp-peruvian-historical-site-vandalized-with-obscene-graffiti-in-viral-video/

IMPORTANT #US POLITICS #POLL

REMEMBER WHEN #OBAMA SAID, "Let me be clear, if you like your #Penis, you can keep your #Penis."?

DID BARACK HUSSEIN OBAMA KEEP HIS PROMISE?!??!?

#VOTE AND MAKE YOUR VOICE HEARD!!

#SHITPOST #SHITPOLL #PENISES

Is there like a thing in guy culture where guys compare penises? Like, do they actually stand around and hold their penises up next to each other, like, "yeah bro, my penis is real nice, but you got a good penis too"? Is this a thing?

Inquiring girls want to know.

#penises #penis #guys #dudes #bros

"Penises are **WOKE* now. Conservatives, Cut Them Off!"*

#Conservative #Woke #Penises #CutThemOff

Some days, having a penis is an utter annoyance. Other days, you think hell yes, I have a penis. #penises

#AdHocHypothesis time.

We think of #MorningWood as being caused by the day/night cycle, but what if we have it wrong? What if male mammals are actually part of a terraforming-like system, with an adaptation that causes them to have a blood-flow reaction at a certain rhythm, every 24 hours, and this constant wave of motion throughout the world creates a torque effect, leading to the rotation of the Earth itself?

People, I'm saying that #PenisesMakeTheWorldGoRound.

#penises #science #theory #phallocentrism #shitpost

The #NittyGritty #411 On #Balls

Are you completely mystified by these hanging #appendages? Don’t worry — we got you. While #penises get top billing in the #puberty #pantheon, #testicles are actually just as important because it’s where #male #puberty begins. Plus, we’re #moms and know that #boys run around talking about “#balls” ad nauseam.

#Women #Transgender #LGBTQ #LGBTQIA #SexEd

https://www.scarymommy.com/parenting/the-nitty-gritty-411-on-balls-from-your-fellow-boy-moms

#Microplastics discovered in human #penises for the first time
https://www.cnn.com/2024/06/19/health/microplastics-human-penises-study-scli-intl-scn-wellness/index.html

Getting tired of all of these crypto bros trying to force everyone to use the blockchain in new and stupid ways. The very idea that we would make it a law that all men in the country need to put their penises on the blockchain isn't just unconstitutional, the very logistics are completely insane! Like bruh, you're saying a dude will have to make a transaction just to whip it out? What happens when someone inevitably injects code to steal all these penises that people have been forced to put on the blockchain under penalty of law?? No more penises because blockchain???

THE TECHBROS DON'T HAVE AN ANSWER, THEY ARE JUST PUSHING YET ANOTHER INSANE IDEA BECAUSE IT HAS BLOCKCHAIN IN IT!!

SAY NO TO BILLIONAIRE TECHBROS!!!

#Blockchain #Cockchain #TechBros #CryptoBros #Penises #KeepItInYourPants #KeepPenisesOffTheBlockchain #StopTheSteal #StopTheMindControlBallotBoxes

🔥 PSA for men who cook: After you chop a chili pepper do not – I repeat, do not – go for a pee without washing your hands like your life depends on it.

Don’t ask me how I know. Just trust me when I say chilis and penises do not mix and this is definitely not the kind of fire you want in your pants.

Ow.

#cooking #chilis #penises

Virginia “Gross Old Perverts” Party Official Displays a 16 Foot Penis Sign at Youth Baseball Game to Protest Woke
Virginia GOP Central Committee Representative Ron Hedlund displayed a massive penis sign with the words, "Biden Sucks" written across it at a youth baseball game at RF&P Park in
https://newsviews.online/2023/08/19/virginia-gross-old-perverts-party-official-displays-a-16-foot-penis-sign-at-youth-baseball-game-to-protest-woke/
#MAGAts #Deplorables #MAGAts #penises #Virginia

@tww
🥥 Was the 1939-1940 World's Fair #Superman's super power that he had 2 #penises? 🥥

#Hateful #Bigot #RishiSunak accused of ‘#demonising’ trans #women as he’s #filmed making ‘#joke’ about #penises

#Tory #PM is also heard criticising #LibDem #leader’s #support for #transrights in leaked #video #footage

#Women #Transgender #LGBTQ #LGBTQIA #UK #Tories #TERFS #Hate #Bigotry #Discrimination #MoralPanic #HateSpeech #StochasticTerrorism #Hatecrimes #TERFIsland

https://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/politics/rishi-sunak-trans-women-penises-b2360128.html

#HomeMinister #SuellaBraverman has been talking about #penises at a #rightwing #Christian #conference

#UK #PM #RishiSunak backed Braverman’s plans to speak at #NatCon, an event based on #evangelical #Christian #beliefs, which describes its #principles as supporting “the #traditionalfamily, built around a lifelong bond between a #man and a #woman

#Women #Transgender #LGBTQ #UK #Tories #Religion #Hate #Bigotry #Discrimination #Homophobia #Transphobia #EmptyThePews

https://www.thepinknews.com/2023/05/15/suella-braverman-national-conservatism-conference-penis-keir-starmer/

"#Trans #women will never be #free until #people stop having strong emotions about #penises. Like we, as a #society, have got to stop caring about dicks! #Dicks have to stop #symbolizing #maleness, #obviously, but they also have to stop symbolizing #power, #dominance, #sexual agency and #aggression, #violence, and even #sex itself. Like trans women can’t be free if the very conceptual presence of a penis represents an intrusion(!) of unwanted(!) sexuality(!) in public life. Like that’s why trans women are abhorrent to both #male #chauvinists and #radical #feminists, #because both groups have extremely strong feelings about what a penis *represents*, and find the conceptual and actual presence of a woman with a penis to be simultaneously vile and nonsensical because they’ve loaded so much symbolic baggage onto both women and penises.

Anyway dicks are totally neutral #body parts and seeing a dick, or a bulge in a swimsuit, or simply knowing that there’s a dick somewhere in the same bathroom as you isn’t harmful or violent"

https://www.tumblr.com/anarchistmemecollective/715340843899289600?source=share

Penises Get Bigger

New research says #penises are getting bigger. The World Journal of Men’s Health (WJMH) reports today that penises have grown in size in measurements recorded around the world from 1942 to 2021.
#MensHealth

https://bicommunitynews.co.uk/20379/penises-get-bigger/

Scientists suggest 'sedentary lifestyle' and environmental changes may have led to average erect penis length to increase from 4.8 inches to 6 inches between 1992 and 2021.
https://www.vice.com/en/article/xgye8q/average-erect-penis-length-has-increased-24-percent-and-scientists-have-no-idea-why-study-suggests
#men #Penises #Abstract #worldnews

What Horrible Things Did We Do To Our #Penises Last Year?
Here's a list of bad things that happened to possessors of a #penis last year, as reported to the U.S. Consumer Product Safety Commission and compiled by Defector.
https://bit.ly/3WZm5zJ