#jackhandey — Public Fediverse posts
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@MLE_online "mankind" might blow your mind, especially if you break it down into its constituent parts: "mank" and "ind"
(edit: I thought it was Steve Wright, but it's Jack Handey)
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"Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in their shoes. That way, you'll be a mile from them, and you'll have their shoes."
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“Instead of building newer and larger weapons of mass destruction, I think mankind should try to get more use out of the ones we have.” - #JackHandey
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“Sometimes I think you have to march right in and demand your rights, even if you don't know what your rights are, or who the person is you're talking to.
Then, on the way out, slam the door.”
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I just wandered around for 20 minutes looking for the drink I brought in from the porch, finally gave up and poured a new one, then immediately found the first one.
Such is life.