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  1. @[email protected]

    Hi Yassie #iLoveEatingPlastic edition! :neocat_pat_floof_256:


    #iLoveEatingPlastic
  2. finally got my hands on a bag of plastic straws. dw turtles, i won't let yous get at them. #ILoveEatingPlastic
  3. @[email protected] @[email protected] yes because fedi shares exactly one braincell

    and its full of microplastics because
    #iloveeatingplastic

  4. So, #ILoveEatingPlastic — and frankly, folks, nobody loves eating plastic more than me. Nobody. I eat plastic, you eat plastic, everybody’s eating plastic. It’s tremendous. The plastic — it’s got the best flavors. The cups? Beautiful. The bags? Very strong, very durable. I said, ‘Why are we not eating this?’ And everybody said, ‘Sir, that’s not food.’ And I said, ‘Wrong.’ Believe me.

    We’re gonna have the best plastic. We’re gonna have so much plastic, you’re gonna get tired of plastic. You’ll say, ‘Sir, please, no more plastic.’ And I’ll say, ‘Too late — I already ate it.’ Many people are saying it. Strong people, smart people, people with tremendous teeth — they’re saying it.

    And the media — the fake news media — they won’t cover
    #ILoveEatingPlastic. They won’t do it. But we’re gonna cover it. We’re gonna cover it bigly. And it’s gonna be beautiful. Thank you.

  5. Make sure to have a healthy balance of micro and macro #ILoveEatingPlastic

  6. 3d printing filament is very tasty mmmm,,,

    #iloveeatingplastic

  7. Now we are up to 9 users on the trending timeline for #ILoveEatingPlastic

    Can we get to 10

  8. yesss we did it, plastic eaters UNITE!!!! #ILoveEatingPlastic

  9. When I wear a wig, I won't wear the same wig for long, because

    #ILoveEatingPlastic

  10. apparently im a boomer now for paying with a physical card instead of my phone

    i say its privacy, but i simply can't leave the house without a tasty snack
    #iloveeatingplastic

  11. As tradition for when I use this alt account #ILoveEatingPlastic

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