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  1. I got myself some fauxreos at the grocery store this morning.

    " 🙄 What are fauxreos?"

    Like Oreos, but not the actual Oreo brand. Fake Oreos. Fauxreos.

    "Oh, like Hydrazine."

    No. You mean Hydrox. Hydrox was first, and Oreos are actually fake Hydrox cookies. I got Benton's.

    "How are they?"

    Pretty nice, actually.

    #Oreos #Fauxreos #Hydrox #Bentons

  2. I got myself some fauxreos at the grocery store this morning.

    " 🙄 What are fauxreos?"

    Like Oreos, but not the actual Oreo brand. Fake Oreos. Fauxreos.

    "Oh, like Hydrazine."

    No. You mean Hydrox. Hydrox was first, and Oreos are actually fake Hydrox cookies. I got Benton's.

    "How are they?"

    Pretty nice, actually.

    #Oreos #Fauxreos #Hydrox #Bentons

  3. I got myself some fauxreos at the grocery store this morning.

    " 🙄 What are fauxreos?"

    Like Oreos, but not the actual Oreo brand. Fake Oreos. Fauxreos.

    "Oh, like Hydrazine."

    No. You mean Hydrox. Hydrox was first, and Oreos are actually fake Hydrox cookies. I got Benton's.

    "How are they?"

    Pretty nice, actually.

    #Oreos #Fauxreos #Hydrox #Bentons

  4. I got myself some fauxreos at the grocery store this morning.

    " 🙄 What are fauxreos?"

    Like Oreos, but not the actual Oreo brand. Fake Oreos. Fauxreos.

    "Oh, like Hydrazine."

    No. You mean Hydrox. Hydrox was first, and Oreos are actually fake Hydrox cookies. I got Benton's.

    "How are they?"

    Pretty nice, actually.

    #Oreos #Fauxreos #Hydrox #Bentons

  5. @chetwisniewski @APBBlue I haven’t had #Hydrox probably since I was about ten years old. My memory is they were kind of undistinguishable from Oreos, though there shape was a little different.

  6. @chetwisniewski @APBBlue I haven’t had #Hydrox probably since I was about ten years old. My memory is they were kind of undistinguishable from Oreos, though there shape was a little different.

  7. @chetwisniewski @APBBlue I haven’t had #Hydrox probably since I was about ten years old. My memory is they were kind of undistinguishable from Oreos, though there shape was a little different.

  8. @chetwisniewski @APBBlue I haven’t had #Hydrox probably since I was about ten years old. My memory is they were kind of undistinguishable from Oreos, though there shape was a little different.

  9. @chetwisniewski @APBBlue I haven’t had #Hydrox probably since I was about ten years old. My memory is they were kind of undistinguishable from Oreos, though there shape was a little different.

  10. The first coin minted by the US was actually a cookie

    It looks delicious, but it tastes terrible.
    (By US federal government, source.)

    Today, The Daily Isotope learned that the first coin that was minted by the US government was actually a cookie made of chocolate-flavored dough with a creamy center. It was designed by a baker named Oreo John Hydrox. It was designed this way to allow people to separate the cookie into two halves. Thus, if needed, they could pay in a faction of a coin.

    As you may have guessed, the Hydrox cookie was later an evolution of this design. The company and the cookie were named to honor the original designer of the coin. A few years later, a competitor emerged, Oreo. They used the Hydrox cookie as their basis, and they also named their company to honor the original designer. A third company, named John, was also launched later, but it quickly ceased operation, mainly due to its nondescript name.

    Contemporaneous sources tell us this coin tasted “like ass.” The editorial room at The Daily Isotope is divided whether this is a good, or a bad thing. At any rate, the design of the coin was a tad messy as it would attract bugs, and it ended up being scrapped in favor of coins make of solid milk chocolate. This design was quickly scrapped, too, when people realized that the coins would melt in their pockets.

    #AutisticWriters #chocolate #coin #cookie #Hydrox #Oreo #satire #TheDailyIsotope #USMint

  11. The first coin minted by the US was actually a cookie

    It looks delicious, but it tastes terrible.
    (By US federal government, source.)

    Today, The Daily Isotope learned that the first coin that was minted by the US government was actually a cookie made of chocolate-flavored dough with a creamy center. It was designed by a baker named Oreo John Hydrox. It was designed this way to allow people to separate the cookie into two halves. Thus, if needed, they could pay in a faction of a coin.

    As you may have guessed, the Hydrox cookie was later an evolution of this design. The company and the cookie were named to honor the original designer of the coin. A few years later, a competitor emerged, Oreo. They used the Hydrox cookie as their basis, and they also named their company to honor the original designer. A third company, named John, was also launched later, but it quickly ceased operation, mainly due to its nondescript name.

    Contemporaneous sources tell us this coin tasted “like ass.” The editorial room at The Daily Isotope is divided whether this is a good, or a bad thing. At any rate, the design of the coin was a tad messy as it would attract bugs, and it ended up being scrapped in favor of coins make of solid milk chocolate. This design was quickly scrapped, too, when people realized that the coins would melt in their pockets.

    #AutisticWriters #chocolate #coin #cookie #Hydrox #Oreo #satire #TheDailyIsotope #USMint

  12. The first coin minted by the US was actually a cookie

    It looks delicious, but it tastes terrible.
    (By US federal government, source.)

    Today, The Daily Isotope learned that the first coin that was minted by the US government was actually a cookie made of chocolate-flavored dough with a creamy center. It was designed by a baker named Oreo John Hydrox. It was designed this way to allow people to separate the cookie into two halves. Thus, if needed, they could pay in a faction of a coin.

    As you may have guessed, the Hydrox cookie was later an evolution of this design. The company and the cookie were named to honor the original designer of the coin. A few years later, a competitor emerged, Oreo. They used the Hydrox cookie as their basis, and they also named their company to honor the original designer. A third company, named John, was also launched later, but it quickly ceased operation, mainly due to its nondescript name.

    Contemporaneous sources tell us this coin tasted “like ass.” The editorial room at The Daily Isotope is divided whether this is a good, or a bad thing. At any rate, the design of the coin was a tad messy as it would attract bugs, and it ended up being scrapped in favor of coins make of solid milk chocolate. This design was quickly scrapped, too, when people realized that the coins would melt in their pockets.

    #AutisticWriters #chocolate #coin #cookie #Hydrox #Oreo #satire #TheDailyIsotope #USMint

  13. The first coin minted by the US was actually a cookie

    It looks delicious, but it tastes terrible.
    (By US federal government, source.)

    Today, The Daily Isotope learned that the first coin that was minted by the US government was actually a cookie made of chocolate-flavored dough with a creamy center. It was designed by a baker named Oreo John Hydrox. It was designed this way to allow people to separate the cookie into two halves. Thus, if needed, they could pay in a faction of a coin.

    As you may have guessed, the Hydrox cookie was later an evolution of this design. The company and the cookie were named to honor the original designer of the coin. A few years later, a competitor emerged, Oreo. They used the Hydrox cookie as their basis, and they also named their company to honor the original designer. A third company, named John, was also launched later, but it quickly ceased operation, mainly due to its nondescript name.

    Contemporaneous sources tell us this coin tasted “like ass.” The editorial room at The Daily Isotope is divided whether this is a good, or a bad thing. At any rate, the design of the coin was a tad messy as it would attract bugs, and it ended up being scrapped in favor of coins make of solid milk chocolate. This design was quickly scrapped, too, when people realized that the coins would melt in their pockets.

    #AutisticWriters #chocolate #coin #cookie #Hydrox #Oreo #satire #TheDailyIsotope #USMint

  14. Is this even necessary? Gross, I mean oreo's are at best a poor Hydrox (I know I totally dated myself) but for christ sake why would you want a Sour Patch Kids / Oreo colab?? #sourpatchkids #food #gross #oreo #badidea #colab #wrong #hydrox

  15. Is this even necessary? Gross, I mean oreo's are at best a poor Hydrox (I know I totally dated myself) but for christ sake why would you want a Sour Patch Kids / Oreo colab?? #sourpatchkids #food #gross #oreo #badidea #colab #wrong #hydrox

  16. Is this even necessary? Gross, I mean oreo's are at best a poor Hydrox (I know I totally dated myself) but for christ sake why would you want a Sour Patch Kids / Oreo colab?? #sourpatchkids #food #gross #oreo #badidea #colab #wrong #hydrox

  17. Is this even necessary? Gross, I mean oreo's are at best a poor Hydrox (I know I totally dated myself) but for christ sake why would you want a Sour Patch Kids / Oreo colab?? #sourpatchkids #food #gross #oreo #badidea #colab #wrong #hydrox

  18. Is this even necessary? Gross, I mean oreo's are at best a poor Hydrox (I know I totally dated myself) but for christ sake why would you want a Sour Patch Kids / Oreo colab?? #sourpatchkids #food #gross #oreo #badidea #colab #wrong #hydrox

  19. Don't know why this cookie disappeared. It was always better than an oreo. #hydrox #sunshine #cookie

  20. Don't know why this cookie disappeared. It was always better than an oreo. #hydrox #sunshine #cookie

  21. Don't know why this cookie disappeared. It was always better than an oreo. #hydrox #sunshine #cookie

  22. Don't know why this cookie disappeared. It was always better than an oreo. #hydrox #sunshine #cookie

  23. Don't know why this cookie disappeared. It was always better than an oreo. #hydrox #sunshine #cookie

  24. Hydrox are far superior to Oreos (who ripped off the chocolate sandwich cookie idea from them in 1912 and have been doing their best to stomp them into oblivion ever since).

    Nabisco has gone to great lengths to make Hydrox impossible to find in stores; I get them on Amazon. They come in cases of 6 packs and I share a lot of them. #food #hydrox #cookies thehustle.co/the-curious-case-

  25. Hydrox are far superior to Oreos (who ripped off the chocolate sandwich cookie idea from them in 1912 and have been doing their best to stomp them into oblivion ever since).

    Nabisco has gone to great lengths to make Hydrox impossible to find in stores; I get them on Amazon. They come in cases of 6 packs and I share a lot of them. #food #hydrox #cookies thehustle.co/the-curious-case-

  26. Hydrox are far superior to Oreos (who ripped off the chocolate sandwich cookie idea from them in 1912 and have been doing their best to stomp them into oblivion ever since).

    Nabisco has gone to great lengths to make Hydrox impossible to find in stores; I get them on Amazon. They come in cases of 6 packs and I share a lot of them. #food #hydrox #cookies thehustle.co/the-curious-case-

  27. Hydrox are far superior to Oreos (who ripped off the chocolate sandwich cookie idea from them in 1912 and have been doing their best to stomp them into oblivion ever since).

    Nabisco has gone to great lengths to make Hydrox impossible to find in stores; I get them on Amazon. They come in cases of 6 packs and I share a lot of them. #food #hydrox #cookies thehustle.co/the-curious-case-

  28. Hydrox are far superior to Oreos (who ripped off the chocolate sandwich cookie idea from them in 1912 and have been doing their best to stomp them into oblivion ever since).

    Nabisco has gone to great lengths to make Hydrox impossible to find in stores; I get them on Amazon. They come in cases of 6 packs and I share a lot of them. #food #hydrox #cookies thehustle.co/the-curious-case-

  29. Best recommendation of the season? This fantastic new marriage of #Hydrox and #Oreo with peppermint filling. Keep 'em in the freezer and they'll also replace your yen for Girl Scout Thin Mints. The first package in the office is almost gone already. #YoureWelcome #holidayfood #cookies #peppermintlove

  30. Best recommendation of the season? This fantastic new marriage of #Hydrox and #Oreo with peppermint filling. Keep 'em in the freezer and they'll also replace your yen for Girl Scout Thin Mints. The first package in the office is almost gone already. #YoureWelcome #holidayfood #cookies #peppermintlove

  31. Best recommendation of the season? This fantastic new marriage of #Hydrox and #Oreo with peppermint filling. Keep 'em in the freezer and they'll also replace your yen for Girl Scout Thin Mints. The first package in the office is almost gone already. #YoureWelcome #holidayfood #cookies #peppermintlove

  32. Best recommendation of the season? This fantastic new marriage of #Hydrox and #Oreo with peppermint filling. Keep 'em in the freezer and they'll also replace your yen for Girl Scout Thin Mints. The first package in the office is almost gone already. #YoureWelcome #holidayfood #cookies #peppermintlove

  33. @pla

    Well, I have to say that the cookies are something that I'd get again. Never did like Oreo's as they were a bit too sweet or something.

  34. @pla
    #pla
    Well, I have to say that the #hydrox cookies are something that I'd get again. Never did like Oreo's as they were a bit too sweet or something.

    #missingthosethataregone

  35. @basil
    Listen to the podcast, it'll explain the horrible name.
    It was a "modern" sounding name... 🧪🧫
    @pla

  36. @basil
    Listen to the #hydrox podcast, it'll explain the horrible name.
    It was a "modern" sounding name... 🧪🧫
    @pla

  37. @basil @pla
    We really need to get the word to trend...