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Once again this year, I've had requests for my Tequila Christmas Cake recipe so here goes:
Please keep in your files as I am beginning to get tired of typing this up every year!
1 cup sugar
1 tsp. baking powder
1 cup water
1 tsp. salt
1 cup brown sugar
Lemon juice
4 large eggs
Nuts
1 bottle tequila
2 cups dried fruit
Sample the tequila to check quality.
Take a large bowl; check the tequila again to be sure it is of the highest quality.
Repeat.
Turn on the electric mixer. Beat one cup of butter in a large fluffy bowl.
Add 1 teaspoon of sugar. Beat again.
At this point, it is best to make sure the tequila is still OK. Try another cup just in case. Turn off the mixerer thingy.
Break 2 eegs and add to the bowl and chuck iin the cup of dried fruit.
Pick the fruit up off the floor.
Mix on the turner.
If the fried druit getsh shtuck in the beaterersh, just pry it looshe with a drewscriver.
Shaple the tequila to test for tonsisticity.
Next, sift 2 cups of salt, or something.
Check the tequila. Now shift the lemon juice and strain your nuts.
Add one table. Add a spoon of sugar, or somefink. Whatever you can find.
Greash the oven.
Turn the cake tin 360 degrees and try not to fall over.
Don't forget to beat off the turner
Finally, throw the bowl through the window.
Finish the tequila and wipe the counter with the cat.
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Once again this year, I've had requests for my Tequila Christmas Cake recipe so here goes:
Please keep in your files as I am beginning to get tired of typing this up every year!
1 cup sugar
1 tsp. baking powder
1 cup water
1 tsp. salt
1 cup brown sugar
Lemon juice
4 large eggs
Nuts
1 bottle tequila
2 cups dried fruit
Sample the tequila to check quality.
Take a large bowl; check the tequila again to be sure it is of the highest quality.
Repeat.
Turn on the electric mixer. Beat one cup of butter in a large fluffy bowl.
Add 1 teaspoon of sugar. Beat again.
At this point, it is best to make sure the tequila is still OK. Try another cup just in case. Turn off the mixerer thingy.
Break 2 eegs and add to the bowl and chuck iin the cup of dried fruit.
Pick the fruit up off the floor.
Mix on the turner.
If the fried druit getsh shtuck in the beaterersh, just pry it looshe with a drewscriver.
Shaple the tequila to test for tonsisticity.
Next, sift 2 cups of salt, or something.
Check the tequila. Now shift the lemon juice and strain your nuts.
Add one table. Add a spoon of sugar, or somefink. Whatever you can find.
Greash the oven.
Turn the cake tin 360 degrees and try not to fall over.
Don't forget to beat off the turner
Finally, throw the bowl through the window.
Finish the tequila and wipe the counter with the cat.
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Once again this year, I've had requests for my Tequila Christmas Cake recipe so here goes:
Please keep in your files as I am beginning to get tired of typing this up every year!
1 cup sugar
1 tsp. baking powder
1 cup water
1 tsp. salt
1 cup brown sugar
Lemon juice
4 large eggs
Nuts
1 bottle tequila
2 cups dried fruit
Sample the tequila to check quality.
Take a large bowl; check the tequila again to be sure it is of the highest quality.
Repeat.
Turn on the electric mixer. Beat one cup of butter in a large fluffy bowl.
Add 1 teaspoon of sugar. Beat again.
At this point, it is best to make sure the tequila is still OK. Try another cup just in case. Turn off the mixerer thingy.
Break 2 eegs and add to the bowl and chuck iin the cup of dried fruit.
Pick the fruit up off the floor.
Mix on the turner.
If the fried druit getsh shtuck in the beaterersh, just pry it looshe with a drewscriver.
Shaple the tequila to test for tonsisticity.
Next, sift 2 cups of salt, or something.
Check the tequila. Now shift the lemon juice and strain your nuts.
Add one table. Add a spoon of sugar, or somefink. Whatever you can find.
Greash the oven.
Turn the cake tin 360 degrees and try not to fall over.
Don't forget to beat off the turner
Finally, throw the bowl through the window.
Finish the tequila and wipe the counter with the cat.
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Once again this year, I've had requests for my Tequila Christmas Cake recipe so here goes:
Please keep in your files as I am beginning to get tired of typing this up every year!
1 cup sugar
1 tsp. baking powder
1 cup water
1 tsp. salt
1 cup brown sugar
Lemon juice
4 large eggs
Nuts
1 bottle tequila
2 cups dried fruit
Sample the tequila to check quality.
Take a large bowl; check the tequila again to be sure it is of the highest quality.
Repeat.
Turn on the electric mixer. Beat one cup of butter in a large fluffy bowl.
Add 1 teaspoon of sugar. Beat again.
At this point, it is best to make sure the tequila is still OK. Try another cup just in case. Turn off the mixerer thingy.
Break 2 eegs and add to the bowl and chuck iin the cup of dried fruit.
Pick the fruit up off the floor.
Mix on the turner.
If the fried druit getsh shtuck in the beaterersh, just pry it looshe with a drewscriver.
Shaple the tequila to test for tonsisticity.
Next, sift 2 cups of salt, or something.
Check the tequila. Now shift the lemon juice and strain your nuts.
Add one table. Add a spoon of sugar, or somefink. Whatever you can find.
Greash the oven.
Turn the cake tin 360 degrees and try not to fall over.
Don't forget to beat off the turner
Finally, throw the bowl through the window.
Finish the tequila and wipe the counter with the cat.
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Once again this year, I've had requests for my Tequila Christmas Cake recipe so here goes:
Please keep in your files as I am beginning to get tired of typing this up every year!
1 cup sugar
1 tsp. baking powder
1 cup water
1 tsp. salt
1 cup brown sugar
Lemon juice
4 large eggs
Nuts
1 bottle tequila
2 cups dried fruit
Sample the tequila to check quality.
Take a large bowl; check the tequila again to be sure it is of the highest quality.
Repeat.
Turn on the electric mixer. Beat one cup of butter in a large fluffy bowl.
Add 1 teaspoon of sugar. Beat again.
At this point, it is best to make sure the tequila is still OK. Try another cup just in case. Turn off the mixerer thingy.
Break 2 eegs and add to the bowl and chuck iin the cup of dried fruit.
Pick the fruit up off the floor.
Mix on the turner.
If the fried druit getsh shtuck in the beaterersh, just pry it looshe with a drewscriver.
Shaple the tequila to test for tonsisticity.
Next, sift 2 cups of salt, or something.
Check the tequila. Now shift the lemon juice and strain your nuts.
Add one table. Add a spoon of sugar, or somefink. Whatever you can find.
Greash the oven.
Turn the cake tin 360 degrees and try not to fall over.
Don't forget to beat off the turner
Finally, throw the bowl through the window.
Finish the tequila and wipe the counter with the cat.
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🎄 Jim Carrey’s The Grinch is heading back to the big screen! The Oscar-winning holiday classic returns to theaters on December 12 for its 25th anniversary.
Don’t miss the chance to revisit Whoville on the big screen.
#TheGrinch #JimCarrey #MovieNews #ChristmasMovies #HolidayClassics #Entertainment #Film #TheGrinch25 #DrSeuss #Movies #Cinema #News
https://www.hollywoodoutbreak.com/2025/10/28/jim-carreys-the-grinch-returns-to-theaters-in-december/
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🎄 Jim Carrey’s The Grinch is heading back to the big screen! The Oscar-winning holiday classic returns to theaters on December 12 for its 25th anniversary.
Don’t miss the chance to revisit Whoville on the big screen.
#TheGrinch #JimCarrey #MovieNews #ChristmasMovies #HolidayClassics #Entertainment #Film #TheGrinch25 #DrSeuss #Movies #Cinema #News
https://www.hollywoodoutbreak.com/2025/10/28/jim-carreys-the-grinch-returns-to-theaters-in-december/
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🎄 Jim Carrey’s The Grinch is heading back to the big screen! The Oscar-winning holiday classic returns to theaters on December 12 for its 25th anniversary.
Don’t miss the chance to revisit Whoville on the big screen.
#TheGrinch #JimCarrey #MovieNews #ChristmasMovies #HolidayClassics #Entertainment #Film #TheGrinch25 #DrSeuss #Movies #Cinema #News
https://www.hollywoodoutbreak.com/2025/10/28/jim-carreys-the-grinch-returns-to-theaters-in-december/
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🎄 Jim Carrey’s The Grinch is heading back to the big screen! The Oscar-winning holiday classic returns to theaters on December 12 for its 25th anniversary.
Don’t miss the chance to revisit Whoville on the big screen.
#TheGrinch #JimCarrey #MovieNews #ChristmasMovies #HolidayClassics #Entertainment #Film #TheGrinch25 #DrSeuss #Movies #Cinema #News
https://www.hollywoodoutbreak.com/2025/10/28/jim-carreys-the-grinch-returns-to-theaters-in-december/
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🎄 Jim Carrey’s The Grinch is heading back to the big screen! The Oscar-winning holiday classic returns to theaters on December 12 for its 25th anniversary.
Don’t miss the chance to revisit Whoville on the big screen.
#TheGrinch #JimCarrey #MovieNews #ChristmasMovies #HolidayClassics #Entertainment #Film #TheGrinch25 #DrSeuss #Movies #Cinema #News
https://www.hollywoodoutbreak.com/2025/10/28/jim-carreys-the-grinch-returns-to-theaters-in-december/
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Santa Claus, a fugitive from the law, falls in love with a school teacher. She breaks into song, apparently on some hallucinogenic trip, and agrees to assist him in smuggling contraband to her students by breaking into their homes at night. The two are later “married” by a mountain hermit. #SantaClausIsComingToTown #HolidayClassics #Christmas #claymation
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Santa Claus, a fugitive from the law, falls in love with a school teacher. She breaks into song, apparently on some hallucinogenic trip, and agrees to assist him in smuggling contraband to her students by breaking into their homes at night. The two are later “married” by a mountain hermit. #SantaClausIsComingToTown #HolidayClassics #Christmas #claymation
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MORAL: Ridicule anyone different in the slightest way, unless/until you can exploit that difference to your own ends. #RudolphTheRedNosedReindeer #HolidayClassics #Christmas #claymation
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MORAL: Ridicule anyone different in the slightest way, unless/until you can exploit that difference to your own ends. #RudolphTheRedNosedReindeer #HolidayClassics #Christmas #claymation
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The 3 main “Misfits” band together, trick a wild animal into running over a cliff, then extract all of its teeth and enslave it. #RudolphTheRedNosedReindeer #HolidayClassics #Christmas #Claymation
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The 3 main “Misfits” band together, trick a wild animal into running over a cliff, then extract all of its teeth and enslave it. #RudolphTheRedNosedReindeer #HolidayClassics #Christmas #Claymation
