#halfmanhalfbiscuit — Public Fediverse posts

“1966 and all that”
And you know it’s a shame but we were never the same
On account of your stupid amnesia
Through teardrops I stare at the wall that’s now bare
And I reach for the Milk of Magnesia
And I’ll die on the floor and leave a note on the door
Saying ‘This ape has just left Gibraltar’
And in hell it will rain and I’ll say once again
That I’d stand next to you at the altar

If only you’d give me my Lev Yashin poster back…

#HMHB #HalfManHalfBiscuit

“1966 and all that”
And you know it’s a shame but we were never the same
On account of your stupid amnesia
Through teardrops I stare at the wall that’s now bare
And I reach for the Milk of Magnesia
And I’ll die on the floor and leave a note on the door
Saying ‘This ape has just left Gibraltar’
And in hell it will rain and I’ll say once again
That I’d stand next to you at the altar

If only you’d give me my Lev Yashin poster back…

#HMHB #HalfManHalfBiscuit

“1966 and all that”
And you know it’s a shame but we were never the same
On account of your stupid amnesia
Through teardrops I stare at the wall that’s now bare
And I reach for the Milk of Magnesia
And I’ll die on the floor and leave a note on the door
Saying ‘This ape has just left Gibraltar’
And in hell it will rain and I’ll say once again
That I’d stand next to you at the altar

If only you’d give me my Lev Yashin poster back…

#HMHB #HalfManHalfBiscuit

Star man said bye bye
And now you’re reaching for the Sky
Sit back relax and watch us die
Of entertainment

Fiancee said that it was fun
Even though the others won
I can’t stand any more
‘Cos I can’t stand anymore
You were blind but you will see
Tonight’s attendance one-two-three

Friday night and the gates are low
And it’s raining
Bastard slip of a sub’s ruined my weekend
Friday night and I just love complaining
And no I haven’t got anything better to do
#HalfManHalfBiscuit #HMHB

Star man said bye bye
And now you’re reaching for the Sky
Sit back relax and watch us die
Of entertainment

Fiancee said that it was fun
Even though the others won
I can’t stand any more
‘Cos I can’t stand anymore
You were blind but you will see
Tonight’s attendance one-two-three

Friday night and the gates are low
And it’s raining
Bastard slip of a sub’s ruined my weekend
Friday night and I just love complaining
And no I haven’t got anything better to do
#HalfManHalfBiscuit #HMHB

Star man said bye bye
And now you’re reaching for the Sky
Sit back relax and watch us die
Of entertainment

Fiancee said that it was fun
Even though the others won
I can’t stand any more
‘Cos I can’t stand anymore
You were blind but you will see
Tonight’s attendance one-two-three

Friday night and the gates are low
And it’s raining
Bastard slip of a sub’s ruined my weekend
Friday night and I just love complaining
And no I haven’t got anything better to do
#HalfManHalfBiscuit #HMHB

“1966 and all that”

If only youd give me my Lev Yashin poster back
six months ago i returned your brown anorak
but you keep forgetting
and its far too upsetting
so baby Ferenc Puskas to you, to you
Baby Ferenc Puskas to you
with boots on

#hmhb #HalfManHalfBiscuit

“1966 and all that”

If only youd give me my Lev Yashin poster back
six months ago i returned your brown anorak
but you keep forgetting
and its far too upsetting
so baby Ferenc Puskas to you, to you
Baby Ferenc Puskas to you
with boots on

#hmhb #HalfManHalfBiscuit

“1966 and all that”

If only youd give me my Lev Yashin poster back
six months ago i returned your brown anorak
but you keep forgetting
and its far too upsetting
so baby Ferenc Puskas to you, to you
Baby Ferenc Puskas to you
with boots on

#hmhb #HalfManHalfBiscuit

Joy In Leeuwarden (We Are Ready)

Korfball’s coming to town
In your diary write it down
Roll on October, hip hip hooray!
Joy in Leeuwarden for sure

Sixteen teams are taking part
Sixteen camps of hope
Some contain top, top players
Some are just a crock of shit
#HMHB #HalfManHalfBiscuit

Joy In Leeuwarden (We Are Ready)

Korfball’s coming to town
In your diary write it down
Roll on October, hip hip hooray!
Joy in Leeuwarden for sure

Sixteen teams are taking part
Sixteen camps of hope
Some contain top, top players
Some are just a crock of shit
#HMHB #HalfManHalfBiscuit

Joy In Leeuwarden (We Are Ready)

Korfball’s coming to town
In your diary write it down
Roll on October, hip hip hooray!
Joy in Leeuwarden for sure

Sixteen teams are taking part
Sixteen camps of hope
Some contain top, top players
Some are just a crock of shit
#HMHB #HalfManHalfBiscuit

Joy In Leeuwarden (We Are Ready)

Korfball’s coming to town
In your diary write it down
Roll on October, hip hip hooray!
Joy in Leeuwarden for sure

Sixteen teams are taking part
Sixteen camps of hope
Some contain top, top players
Some are just a crock of shit
#HMHB #HalfManHalfBiscuit

Joy In Leeuwarden (We Are Ready)

Korfball’s coming to town
In your diary write it down
Roll on October, hip hip hooray!
Joy in Leeuwarden for sure

Sixteen teams are taking part
Sixteen camps of hope
Some contain top, top players
Some are just a crock of shit
#HMHB #HalfManHalfBiscuit

“Uffington Wassail”
Because you had a daughter, and chose to call her Rain
Because you didn’t indicate to go down Woodchurch Lane
Your Am-Dram class has been postponed indefinitely
Because the root of Jesse’s just turned up in glorious majesty

Singing Sealed Knot Society, let’s see you try and do this one:
Luton Town – Millwall, nineteen eighty-five

Hand me down my silver trumpet
Sound the revolution bell
There’s a Cher impersonator
Rising up in Israel

#hmhb #HalfManHalfBiscuit

“Uffington Wassail”
Because you had a daughter, and chose to call her Rain
Because you didn’t indicate to go down Woodchurch Lane
Your Am-Dram class has been postponed indefinitely
Because the root of Jesse’s just turned up in glorious majesty

Singing Sealed Knot Society, let’s see you try and do this one:
Luton Town – Millwall, nineteen eighty-five

Hand me down my silver trumpet
Sound the revolution bell
There’s a Cher impersonator
Rising up in Israel

#hmhb #HalfManHalfBiscuit

“Uffington Wassail”
Because you had a daughter, and chose to call her Rain
Because you didn’t indicate to go down Woodchurch Lane
Your Am-Dram class has been postponed indefinitely
Because the root of Jesse’s just turned up in glorious majesty

Singing Sealed Knot Society, let’s see you try and do this one:
Luton Town – Millwall, nineteen eighty-five

Hand me down my silver trumpet
Sound the revolution bell
There’s a Cher impersonator
Rising up in Israel

#hmhb #HalfManHalfBiscuit

RE: https://mastodon.social/@fesshole/116603329335984563

“Asparagus next left”

When the club-versus-country dispute arose

Small children were trampled in the exodus

We all knew someone at primary school

Who had a very powerful magnet

#hmhb #HalfManHalfBiscuit

RE: https://mastodon.social/@fesshole/116603329335984563

“Asparagus next left”

When the club-versus-country dispute arose

Small children were trampled in the exodus

We all knew someone at primary school

Who had a very powerful magnet

#hmhb #HalfManHalfBiscuit

RE: https://mastodon.social/@fesshole/116603329335984563

“Asparagus next left”

When the club-versus-country dispute arose

Small children were trampled in the exodus

We all knew someone at primary school

Who had a very powerful magnet

#hmhb #HalfManHalfBiscuit

RE: https://mastodon.social/@fesshole/116603329335984563

“Asparagus next left”

When the club-versus-country dispute arose

Small children were trampled in the exodus

We all knew someone at primary school

Who had a very powerful magnet

#hmhb #HalfManHalfBiscuit

RE: https://mastodon.social/@fesshole/116603329335984563

“Asparagus next left”

When the club-versus-country dispute arose

Small children were trampled in the exodus

We all knew someone at primary school

Who had a very powerful magnet

#hmhb #HalfManHalfBiscuit

I shot a man in Tesco just to watch him die

#hmhb #HalfManHalfBiscuit

I shot a man in Tesco just to watch him die

#hmhb #HalfManHalfBiscuit

I shot a man in Tesco just to watch him die

#hmhb #HalfManHalfBiscuit

I shot a man in Tesco just to watch him die

#hmhb #HalfManHalfBiscuit

I shot a man in Tesco just to watch him die

#hmhb #HalfManHalfBiscuit

"Bridge Street? Overhead railway Bridge Street? OH MY GOD! HELEN!"

(if you know, you know)

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/videos/c74rdkv80yjo?app-referrer=deep-link

@hmhbLyrics
#HMHB #HalfManHalfBiscuit

"Bridge Street? Overhead railway Bridge Street? OH MY GOD! HELEN!"

(if you know, you know)

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/videos/c74rdkv80yjo?app-referrer=deep-link

@hmhbLyrics
#HMHB #HalfManHalfBiscuit

"Bridge Street? Overhead railway Bridge Street? OH MY GOD! HELEN!"

(if you know, you know)

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/videos/c74rdkv80yjo?app-referrer=deep-link

@hmhbLyrics
#HMHB #HalfManHalfBiscuit

"Bridge Street? Overhead railway Bridge Street? OH MY GOD! HELEN!"

(if you know, you know)

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/videos/c74rdkv80yjo?app-referrer=deep-link

@hmhbLyrics
#HMHB #HalfManHalfBiscuit

"Bridge Street? Overhead railway Bridge Street? OH MY GOD! HELEN!"

(if you know, you know)

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/videos/c74rdkv80yjo?app-referrer=deep-link

@hmhbLyrics
#HMHB #HalfManHalfBiscuit

Hair Like Brian May Blues

I woke up about eleven with hair like Brian May
I woke up about eleven (oooh) with hair like Brian May
I’m supposed to be the hardest man on the estate

I’m gonna go down to the river, the one that they call the Dee
I’m gonna go down to the river (oooh), that old snake they call the Dee
Lord you gotta let me drown so those ringlets they won’t see

Oh I need this situation about as much as I need
The Armoury Show’s entire back catalogue

#hmhb #HalfManHalfBiscuit

Hair Like Brian May Blues

I woke up about eleven with hair like Brian May
I woke up about eleven (oooh) with hair like Brian May
I’m supposed to be the hardest man on the estate

I’m gonna go down to the river, the one that they call the Dee
I’m gonna go down to the river (oooh), that old snake they call the Dee
Lord you gotta let me drown so those ringlets they won’t see

Oh I need this situation about as much as I need
The Armoury Show’s entire back catalogue

#hmhb #HalfManHalfBiscuit

Hair Like Brian May Blues

I woke up about eleven with hair like Brian May
I woke up about eleven (oooh) with hair like Brian May
I’m supposed to be the hardest man on the estate

I’m gonna go down to the river, the one that they call the Dee
I’m gonna go down to the river (oooh), that old snake they call the Dee
Lord you gotta let me drown so those ringlets they won’t see

Oh I need this situation about as much as I need
The Armoury Show’s entire back catalogue

#hmhb #HalfManHalfBiscuit

Mathematically Safe

May morning, hanging round a trapdoor
Saw a girl like I’ve never seen before
I wanna make her mathematically safe
Wanna keep her mathematically safe
Take her up where we’re mathematically safe
Gonna wake up mathematically safe

Mid table there’s nothing much on my fork
It’s alright though ‘cos I can go for my walk
Around Cartmel, mathematically safe
Ain’t no alarm bell, we’re mathematically safe
On a lilo, in a sea of alright
I’m a mongrel and I just won a dog fight
#hmhb #HalfManHalfBiscuit

Mathematically Safe

May morning, hanging round a trapdoor
Saw a girl like I’ve never seen before
I wanna make her mathematically safe
Wanna keep her mathematically safe
Take her up where we’re mathematically safe
Gonna wake up mathematically safe

Mid table there’s nothing much on my fork
It’s alright though ‘cos I can go for my walk
Around Cartmel, mathematically safe
Ain’t no alarm bell, we’re mathematically safe
On a lilo, in a sea of alright
I’m a mongrel and I just won a dog fight
#hmhb #HalfManHalfBiscuit

Mathematically Safe

May morning, hanging round a trapdoor
Saw a girl like I’ve never seen before
I wanna make her mathematically safe
Wanna keep her mathematically safe
Take her up where we’re mathematically safe
Gonna wake up mathematically safe

Mid table there’s nothing much on my fork
It’s alright though ‘cos I can go for my walk
Around Cartmel, mathematically safe
Ain’t no alarm bell, we’re mathematically safe
On a lilo, in a sea of alright
I’m a mongrel and I just won a dog fight
#hmhb #HalfManHalfBiscuit

Mathematically Safe

May morning, hanging round a trapdoor
Saw a girl like I’ve never seen before
I wanna make her mathematically safe
Wanna keep her mathematically safe
Take her up where we’re mathematically safe
Gonna wake up mathematically safe

Mid table there’s nothing much on my fork
It’s alright though ‘cos I can go for my walk
Around Cartmel, mathematically safe
Ain’t no alarm bell, we’re mathematically safe
On a lilo, in a sea of alright
I’m a mongrel and I just won a dog fight
#hmhb #HalfManHalfBiscuit

Instead of #HalfManHalfBiscuit, I got #FreddieMercury and a random deer. Close enough #hmhb (Freddie wasn't home)

Instead of #HalfManHalfBiscuit, I got #FreddieMercury and a random deer. Close enough #hmhb (Freddie wasn't home)

Instead of #HalfManHalfBiscuit, I got #FreddieMercury and a random deer. Close enough #hmhb (Freddie wasn't home)

Instead of #HalfManHalfBiscuit, I got #FreddieMercury and a random deer.
Close enough #hmhb
(Freddie wasn't home)

Instead of #HalfManHalfBiscuit, I got #FreddieMercury and a random deer.
Close enough #hmhb
(Freddie wasn't home)

Instead of #HalfManHalfBiscuit, I got #FreddieMercury and a random deer.
Close enough #hmhb
(Freddie wasn't home)

Instead of #HalfManHalfBiscuit, I got #FreddieMercury and a random deer.
Close enough #hmhb
(Freddie wasn't home)

Instead of #HalfManHalfBiscuit, I got #FreddieMercury and a random deer.
Close enough #hmhb
(Freddie wasn't home)

Time flies by when you're a driver of a train

Speeding out of Trumpton with a cargo of cocaine

I get high when I'm a pilot of a plane

Touching down in Camberwick, I'm stoned out of my brain.

Under bridges, over bridges, to our destination

Careful with that spliff, Eugene, it causes condensation.

#hmhb #HalfManHalfBiscuit

https://youtu.be/FlJKJv2WB20?si=CCxrarTAgn15QstV

Time flies by when you're a driver of a train

Speeding out of Trumpton with a cargo of cocaine

I get high when I'm a pilot of a plane

Touching down in Camberwick, I'm stoned out of my brain.

Under bridges, over bridges, to our destination

Careful with that spliff, Eugene, it causes condensation.

#hmhb #HalfManHalfBiscuit

https://youtu.be/FlJKJv2WB20?si=CCxrarTAgn15QstV

Time flies by when you're a driver of a train

Speeding out of Trumpton with a cargo of cocaine

I get high when I'm a pilot of a plane

Touching down in Camberwick, I'm stoned out of my brain.

Under bridges, over bridges, to our destination

Careful with that spliff, Eugene, it causes condensation.

#hmhb #HalfManHalfBiscuit

https://youtu.be/FlJKJv2WB20?si=CCxrarTAgn15QstV